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Valentines! zulu status

Hi Babe imoto yam iyahlupha ngiku N3 between Nkosi St & Majola Rd. Problem ngathi yiWindscreen ye engine. I-fanbelt ayifuni ukuvula i-bonnet yeboot. Dashboard ayingeni kuReverse plus i-spare wheel siphelelwe i-brake fluid. Ngapha amaVeiw mirrors adinga i-oil. Kunzima love I’m not sure ukuthi ngizofika in time for Valentines!

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ngikwazelaphi?

Umtana wenyaope zimshayile strong ungena Kubo uthola ityma lakhe lihleli naye wahlala phambi kwalo wabheka phansi uthe Uma evusa ikhanda wambona wathi haw mntomdala konje ngikwazelaphi?

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how can I help you?

Ungena kwadoctor
Doctor: how can I help you?
Mzobi: eish nginenkinga yokukhohlwa
Doctor: iqale nini?
Mzobi: ini?

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emhlabeni

Wazonda umuntu ngenzeni kuwe bo okusalayo angilandaba nawe silima angiphileli wena apha emhlabeni

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e wena

White: Wow yr girlfriend is beautiful
Blacks: ekse mithisa lengane wena

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ladies

Do ladies also look at a guy and say
“uyabo lo mangingamthola ngingamvithiiiiiiiizaašŸ¤”

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