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“ _Mbambeni simpeyite_ “

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    Bonga : Sungaze ungikhulume kabi ngokukukweleta uR10 nje Aaybo thina sikweleta ko Absa boma R10 000 Maqede...

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    Seconds

    I need 100 Rappers Khona Ingoma engfuna siyshaye ezodlala 2wks 10hrs and 11 Seconds

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    amakhwapha!

    Z’hlobo zami ngithanda ukubonga uJehova ngoba amakhaza angiflce sengiqedile iSyllabus yokugeza umzimba Wonke. KuJune noJuIy ngizobe ngenza nje ama revision Iapha nalaphaya, ngigeza ubuso nenyawo nokwesula amakhwapha!”

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    Ameni

    Umona

    US’thole kwakuyindoda ezihluphekelayo. Kwathi ngolunye usuku yakhetha ukuthandaza.

    Ithi “Nkulunkulu ngiyahlupheka ngicela ungiphe nje okuhle.”

    Nangampela uzwakale umthandazo wakhe kuNkulunkulu.
    Amphendule u Nkulunkulu athi, “Cela noma yini oyifunayo, kodwa yazi ukuthi kukho konke ozokucela, ngizonika nomakhelwane wakho kuphindwe kabili.
    Avume uSthole

    Nangampela acabange ukucela imoto, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba nezimbili. Ayeke!

    Acabange ukucela ibus, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba namabili.
    Ayeke!

    Acabange ukucela uR5 million we lotto, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba no R10 million.
    Ayeke!

    Athule, ecabange ukuthi angacelani nje.!

    Abe esethi “Nkulunkulu ngicela ungikhiphe ihlo ( iso )elilodwa. Ezwakale esethi usuyokwenza njalo ke nakumakhelwane.

    Ngikhuluma ngomuntu onomona akakwazi ukucela into ezomsiza ngoba ubheka ukuthi nomakhelwane wakhe uzoba nakho. Uncamela ukuphuma iso ngenxa yokuthi nomakhelwane awakhishwe omabili awakhe amahlo.

    Akaphumeleli umuntu onomona kunalokho ulahlekelwa ilokho anakho.

    Qaphela umona shlobo sami namhlanje!

    Ungahlali nale msg idlulisele nakwabanye.

    Ubaxwayise ngomona ungasizakali wedwa ngoba wangaydlulisa uzobe unomona sengzohlala phasi ngdedele ofakazi wangafakaza ngalendaba kyobe unomona ngcela inkosi ibusise enikzwile amen

    Ameni

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      Bonginkosi Sunday Methula : Iyakha imnandi

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      worksuit

      Nango umkhwenyana uNyaa wavakashela ekhweni
      lakhe wathi e fika kwathiwa “Ufike kahle mkhwenyana,
      sicela usifakele i-dish yeDstv phezu kwendlu”
      Ngamahloni wesaba ukuthi athi akakwazi.
      Ngemva kwesikhashana umamezala wezwa
      kuthi Di! phansi into enesisindo,
      Babuza “Yini leyo ewayo?”
      UNyaa waphendula “Yi hovoros (over all) mama!”
      Umamezala abuze “I hovorosi (overol) elesisindo esingaka?”
      Wezwakala ngelipholileyo uNyaa ethi “Ngiphakathi kwayo”
      hovorosi is a worksuit

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      idrama.

      Ebhayibhelini zazilishumi(10) intombi ezazilinde umyeni oyedwa(1)lina ngokuba babili nje kuphela endodeni selikhiphana amehlo
      fundani ibhayibheli niyeke idrama.

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      uye ummeli kaZuma lo”

      Uthi “excuse me” etaxin yaseNkandla uzwe ogogo behleba bethi “uye ummeli kaZuma lo”

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