“Amantombazane azozizela.” Kusho ugogo 👵🏿 egunda umntanami ngeskero.
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Wathi omunye ubhuti evakashela ugal wake waqhamuka ehlezi nabangani bakhe,nengane,wathi ugal ey nasilesicefe wase eya kuye, kanti iyezwa ingane, waphinda wabbits ngenye imini ubhuti wafica ingane engekho losisi washya umlayezo enganenj, yavuma wathi uzothi uthunywe ubani yathi ingane ngizothi ngithunywe uscefe, ai sithwele nina madoda
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Ngeke uhlebise okwalabo cc base saloon jst comment if ngina manga✊
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If you think ngiyazitshela, nalokho ku-right, at least uyacabanga
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To Qualify to study at DUT udinga amaPoints angaphezulu kancane nje kwawePirates bese aweKaizer awokungena eMedical School 😁😁😜
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Ungayithandazisi ingane ngenkani
uNyaa 9yrs ucelwa ukuba athandazele ukudla kwantambama kukhona namavisitor
“Nkosi nkulunkulu mdali womhlaba naku langikhona ngicela baba ungibuyisele ikhaya lami.
La ekhaya nkosi angisasuthi ngenxa yalezingane zo anti ezigcwele la kithi azidli mdali ungathi ukudla ziyaqala ukukubona amatoyizi ami aphuke wonke ngicela nkosi ukhulule izinyawo zabo bakwazi ukuya emakubo ngingakazaci
Ngithandazela nomama nkosi ake ahlukane nalemkhuba ayenza nobaba weposi embhedeni kababa,nobaba naye ngiyacela nkosi umenze abone ukuthi lento ayenza nalomfelokazi umaGcwensa ayilungile ngoba kwamali yeskole ayikhokhiwe uyidla nalomama ozilile.
Siza nkosi b4 ngiba istreet kid Amen wathi eqeda unina wayesequlekile uyise engasabonwa
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Ushawe yi-corner le windi kuvele kubuye lonke usizi, usale usukhalela no-R350 wokhuvethe kanye nokuthi awusebenzi. 😭
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Guy : hey dear…
Girl :hey…
Guy :u Right ?
Girl : yes u…?
Guy :am cool..ubani igama lakho ?
Girl : elika Facebook,Mxit or elamampela?
Guy : elamampela dear..
Girl : nick name or elikwi I.D ?
Guy : elikwi I.D
Girl :1st name or second ?
Guy : mxm! Vele undinike i number
yakho ke…
Girl : account number,I.D number or
cell number ?
Guy : nditsho i cell number.
Girl : eka MTN,Cell C okanye u
Vodacom ?
Guy : MTN dear
Girl : 073,078 or 083 ?
Guy : 078…
Girl : ndiknike le ye Nokia okanye eye blackberry or eye sumsang ?
Guy : ndinike eye black berry girl…
Girl : torch,curve or i bold ?
Guy : (pissed) hay suka yeka maan
xa ungafuni sfebe
Girl : manje ukwatile or awuna
air time?
(gilikiqi phansi the guy “collapsed)…
Girl : owh!…yini manje ukhathele
uyalala noma ufile ?
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I am the boss of my heart,
ngiyaqasha futhi ngiyadiliza uma usungidakelwa
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Akudleki nokudla ngiyagula, umakhelwane uthenge imoto nosofa abasha.
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Igundane lidle intoyam namanje mangilibuza ukuth likushoniseph liyaphephetha
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Ime Kahl ngan yabant inking ifik ibe sebuswena
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Uma ngiphosta ihlaya elibhuquzisayo:
Normal people – 😂
Slow learner – 👍🏽
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Yaz bonke opresident bakwaz ukufika nesixazululo sesifo esfikayo.uRamaphosa usehlulwa iCorona into ehamba ngomoya ngabe uyihogela👃 yonke leCorona asize izwe lakhe ,vele sfuna omunye uMphathi😷
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WOMAN’S TEARS vs MAN’S
TEARS.
Ungalokothi ukhalise
umuntu wesifazane ngoba
akukho okubiza
njengezinyembezi zomuntu
wesifazane. Uma unyembezi
olulodwa luphuma
emehlweni, luhlangana ne-
LOREAL EYE LINER (ebiza
R115) kanye ne-REVLON
MASCARA (ebiza R185), bese
zehla njalo ngezihlathi
zihlangane ne-D & G blusher
(ebiza R150) kanye ne-MAC
powder (ebiza R95).
Ekugcineni izinyembezi zifike
ezindebeni zakhe zihlangane
ne-MAYBELLINE Lipstick
(ebiza R120) kanye ne-
lipgloss yakwa-AVON (ebiza
R35). Lokhu kusho ukuthi
unyembezi lulunye lubiza
R700! Ngakho-ke PLEASE
ningalokothi nikhalise
umuntu wesifazane.
Uma ukhalisa umuntu
wesilisa, unyembezi
luhlangana novaselina
wohlobo lwe-Cocoa Butter
(R19) kanye ne-ZAMBUK (R5)
, uma sekukonke kubiza R24
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After having tlof tlof…
Her: babie i love you …and you’re the best guy i ever had in my life😍😍😍
Me; Gcoka ng’kukhaphe sokhuluma ku whatsapp…..
Thats when you will know that you are just in a ‘hit and run league
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