My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying
“This isn’t working,goodbye” I opened the fridge
and it’s working just fine.
Abafazi abazi lutho ngama fridge mpela.

Bonke labo sisi abamnandi siyacelwa eCambridge kusasa ngo-9 ekuseni, angazi ama-combo, umbondo, kwanjani njani.

Ladies the same “I love you” that makes you blush and feel like you’re owning 85% of this world,
have broken so many heart’s. So take it easy, o tlogele go phapha

Security guard : student card
King Sol : here it is ” ”
Security guard : Mthembu tlo bone

Yazi ikudide indaba uthi uyabuza umdidi lo onguye okudidileyo laye umthole edidekile yikho lapho ozabona khona ukuthi abanye abantu ukuba ngumdidi kumbe indidane yisiphiwo strait

Umuntu akucabuze akuphe i kiss ngathi ukhotha i cover ye danone yoghurt

Mhla ngaposta ubae wam LA kyokhuluma imungulu ,kyosukuma ishosha, kyozamazama ufacbk wonke ngyanitshela

Beautiful girls can’t dance, but these ugly ones hmm.
Ba jaiva uze uhambe nabo nge mistake

Buyavulwa utshwala sophumula ukuthenga utshwala nge price yoSofa.

Boyze:Baba yini ikaka yenkomo ?
Baba: yibulongwe fanami.
Boyze: Baba yini eyenkukhu?
Baba: Yibudoriro mntanami !
Boyze: eyembuzi yona?
Baba: Zingqathayi fana wami.
Boyze: Ngubani uMongameli waseCongo ?
Baba: Yho hayi angimazi .
Boyze: Owase Germany yena ngubani?
Baba: Naye angimazi ngitsho nix nix .
Boyze: Kanti Baba ngabe kukhona okunye okwaziyo ngaphandle kothuvi ,ngoba ngathi uqhaphele ukunya nje kuphela