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Interviewer: How much amount of milk does
your cow produce?

Farmer: which one, black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer : Where do they sleep?

Farmer: The Black one or the. White one?

Interviewer: The black one

Farmer : In the Barn

Interviewer: And the White one?

Farmer: In the Barn also

Interviewer: Your cows look healthy… What do
you feed them?

Farmer: which one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: (Annoyed) but why do you keep on
asking if black one or white one when answers
are just the same??

Farmer: Because the black one is mine.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Its also mine.


A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show: “Look, it’s not …the same hat!” “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table!” “Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?” The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything, it was the captain’s parrot after all. One day the ship had an accident and sunk. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days. After a week the parrot finally said: “Okay, I give up. What’d you do with the ship ?”

the ability to sit down with another person and
talk for hours about anything and everything,
is more attractive to me than anything else

Turned out you need to be attractive for people to like you

“Nature has a nostalgic mood that can capture your soul,
that can make you feel that you had lost something
but you don’t know what is this thing.”

I miss you
I know you won’t read this but you know that i do

‏”أسوأ نومة ينامها الإنسان هي أول نومة ينامها بعد فقده لمن يحب، حينما يغمض عينيه بعد بكاء طويل تنتهي به طاقته، ثم يستيقظ وهو لا يعلم كيف نام ويظن أن كل شيء كان حلماً مخيفاً، ثم يكتشف أنه لم يكن كذلك وأن الحلم في الواقع حقيقة”

ولأنني عانيت كثيرًا من المؤذيين تغيرت الأمور كثيرًا أصبحت أبحث عن راحتي النفسية فقط ، أصبحت أبادر بطرد أشباه العلاقات وأشباه الأحبة وأشباه الأصدقاء من حياتي دون ندم ، أصبحت أبادر بطرد كل مايزعجني ويعكر مزاجي ، لا يهمني من أنت ، ومكانتك ، بجانب راحتي وسلامي الداخلي فقط ..

‏”ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻮﻗﺖ ﺍﻟﺤﺎﻟﻲ .. ﺃﺭﻏﺐُ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻨﻮﻡ، النوم ﻓﻘﻂ، ﻭﺍﻟﺒﻘﺎﺀ ﺻﺎمتًا ﻗﺪﺭ ﺍﻟﻤُﺴﺘﻄﺎﻉ، ﺃﺷﻌُﺮ ﺑﺎﻟﻘﺮﻑ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺠﻨﺲ ﺍﻟﺒﺸﺮﻱ.”

“فرحةُ الحبِّ عظيمة ، لكنَّ المُعاناة فظيعة ، والأفضَل للإنسَان أن لاَ يحبّ أبدا.”

“اعتذر لمغادرتي لك دون ترك كلمات تُحرق روحك بشكل كافي، اتأسف لانني غادرتك بِلُطف.”

You left without a reason,
so please don’t come back with an excuse.

Hard Work + Dream + Dedication = Success.

‘My life did not begin with you..,
But i wish my life should end with you..,

”Never hide your secrets from a person
who can Read Your Eyes because
the one who read your eyes
is always expert in Reading Your Heart.”