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Parrot

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show: “Look, it’s not …the same hat!” “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table!” “Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?” The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything, it was the captain’s parrot after all. One day the ship had an accident and sunk. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days. After a week the parrot finally said: “Okay, I give up. What’d you do with the ship ?”

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    English Friendship Status

    more attractive

    the ability to sit down with another person and
    talk for hours about anything and everything,
    is more attractive to me than anything else

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    English Whatsapp Status

    attractive

    Turned out you need to be attractive for people to like you

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    English Whatsapp Status

    nostalgic mood

    “Nature has a nostalgic mood that can capture your soul,
    that can make you feel that you had lost something
    but you don’t know what is this thing.”

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    English Miss You Status

    I miss you

    I miss you
    I know you won’t read this but you know that i do

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    Arabic Quotes

    sleep

    ‏”أسوأ نومة ينامها الإنسان هي أول نومة ينامها بعد فقده لمن يحب، حينما يغمض عينيه بعد بكاء طويل تنتهي به طاقته، ثم يستيقظ وهو لا يعلم كيف نام ويظن أن كل شيء كان حلماً مخيفاً، ثم يكتشف أنه لم يكن كذلك وأن الحلم في الواقع حقيقة”

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    life

    ولأنني عانيت كثيرًا من المؤذيين تغيرت الأمور كثيرًا أصبحت أبحث عن راحتي النفسية فقط ، أصبحت أبادر بطرد أشباه العلاقات وأشباه الأحبة وأشباه الأصدقاء من حياتي دون ندم ، أصبحت أبادر بطرد كل مايزعجني ويعكر مزاجي ، لا يهمني من أنت ، ومكانتك ، بجانب راحتي وسلامي الداخلي فقط ..

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    Arabic Quotes

    human race

    ‏”ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻮﻗﺖ ﺍﻟﺤﺎﻟﻲ .. ﺃﺭﻏﺐُ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻨﻮﻡ، النوم ﻓﻘﻂ، ﻭﺍﻟﺒﻘﺎﺀ ﺻﺎمتًا ﻗﺪﺭ ﺍﻟﻤُﺴﺘﻄﺎﻉ، ﺃﺷﻌُﺮ ﺑﺎﻟﻘﺮﻑ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺠﻨﺲ ﺍﻟﺒﺸﺮﻱ.”

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    Arabic Quotes

    never lose

    “فرحةُ الحبِّ عظيمة ، لكنَّ المُعاناة فظيعة ، والأفضَل للإنسَان أن لاَ يحبّ أبدا.”

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    ਰੋਜ਼ਾਨਾ ਨਵੀਆਂ ਕਹਾਣੀਆਂ ਪੜ੍ਹਨ ਲਈ ਇੰਸਟਾਲ ਕਰੋ "ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਕਹਾਣੀਆਂ" ਐੱਪ :

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    Arabic Quotes

    leaving you

    “اعتذر لمغادرتي لك دون ترك كلمات تُحرق روحك بشكل كافي، اتأسف لانني غادرتك بِلُطف.”

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    English Love Status

    end with you

    ‘My life did not begin with you..,
    But i wish my life should end with you..,

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    English 2 Line Status

    you’re perfect.

    Before you judge me,
    Make sure that you’re perfect.

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    English Love Status

    Reading Your Heart.”

    ”Never hide your secrets from a person
    who can Read Your Eyes because
    the one who read your eyes
    is always expert in Reading Your Heart.”

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