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Zulu Jokes

it’s you”

Umama wami uyisangoma esikhuluma isingisi uma ethimula uthi “it’s you”

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English Love Status

hold in your life🤷‍♂️.

Quinton:Bro your girlfriend looks so ugly 😂
●Jabu:So😏?
Quinton:How can you love someone so ugly🤔?
●Jabu:look bro,I have two Ten rands.One looks good and the other one looks ugly,will the value of the ugly Ten rand change in the market because it’s ugly😏?
●Quinton:No🙄
●Jabu:well,so it’s the same thing with people😔.it’s not about the looks bro💔it’s about the value they hold in your life🤷‍♂️.

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English Funny Status

lipstick

My girlfriend asked me to pass her a lipstick
but I accidentally gave her a glue stick.
She still isn’t talking to me

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    Conjure : Lol

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    English Funny Status

    personal toothbrush*

    *I have two toothbrushes in my house, one for me and one for all my girlfriends. Each of them thinks its her personal toothbrush*

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    lecturer

    If u pay a lecturer 2 million naira to pass his course and d next day d lecturer died, what will u do???😂😂😂

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    English Funny Status

    periods

    I kissed a girl until she was wet and she asked me for xxx … •But i told her i haven’t finished my 6weeks of male circumcision -You know why i did that? •Because girls also lie to us and say they on their periods while they’re not

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    Capitac Bank

    I Was Holding Bae’s Phone When Capitac Bank Sent ” I Need You Tonight”

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