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Parrot

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show: “Look, it’s not …the same hat!” “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table!” “Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?” The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything, it was the captain’s parrot after all. One day the ship had an accident and sunk. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days. After a week the parrot finally said: “Okay, I give up. What’d you do with the ship ?”


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    Howard

    When you’re from the farm, your perception is a little bit different.

    A farmer drove to a neighbour’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mum home?” said the farmer.

    “No, they went to town.”

    “How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”

    “No, he went with Mum and Dad.”

    The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, “I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message.”

    “Well,” said the farmer uncomfortably. “No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant”.

    The boy thought for a moment, then says, “You’ll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard.” πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€ 

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    Russia vs ukraine

    A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, β€œPlease, may I hide under your skirt, I’ll explain later.”

    The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, β€œSister, have you seen a soldier?”

    The nun replied, β€œHe went that way.”

    After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, β€œI can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Ukraine.” The nun said, β€œI understand completely.” The soldier added, β€œI hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”

    The nun replied, β€œIf you had looked a little higher, you would”ve seen a great pair of balls. I don’t want to go to Ukraine either.”

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    grudges

    When it comes to holding grudges,
    I don’t disappoint my dear.😏
    #blacklegend


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    upgrading my phone

    I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone
    until it stops working πŸ˜‚


    ਰੋਜ਼ਾਨਾ ਨਡੀਆਂ ਕਹਾਣੀਆਂ ΰ¨ͺੜ੍ਹਨ ਲਈ ΰ¨‡ΰ©°ΰ¨Έΰ¨Ÿΰ¨Ύΰ¨² ਕਰੋ "ΰ¨ͺΰ©°ΰ¨œΰ¨Ύΰ¨¬ΰ©€ ਕਹਾਣੀਆਂ" ਐੱΰ¨ͺ :

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    single one

    Find the single one
    πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«

    Couldn’t find? Because is you

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    SUGAR DADDY

    THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS FROM CEO OF SUGAR DADDY

    To let all girls know that all sugar Daddy are on strike πŸ™ˆπŸ™ŠπŸ™‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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    retired Indian Evil Spirit

    Not every girl who puts a wig is beautiful
    some look like retired Indian Evil Spirit*πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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      Elma Estigoy : Love stories

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      finished

      No English distionary has able to explain the different between finished and complete
      When u marry a good wife u are complete and when u marry a wrong one u are finished but when ur wife catches u with another girl u are completely finished
      But when u marry a wife that like shopping u finished completely


      ਰੋਜ਼ਾਨਾ ਨਡੀਆਂ ਕਹਾਣੀਆਂ ΰ¨ͺੜ੍ਹਨ ਲਈ ΰ¨‡ΰ©°ΰ¨Έΰ¨Ÿΰ¨Ύΰ¨² ਕਰੋ "ΰ¨ͺΰ©°ΰ¨œΰ¨Ύΰ¨¬ΰ©€ ਕਹਾਣੀਆਂ" ਐੱΰ¨ͺ :

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      Salary

      I don’t know why, Every School Has That One
      Teacher/Lecturer Who Dress Like They Don’t Earn
      Salary.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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      refund

      She asked me credit,I replied “seriously I don’t have Now I could help you”
      She’s now asking if she can use her money,so I refund her back,am confused guys πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€”

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      Too much Horny

      Just imagine if we were all naked just like animals
      Guess what πŸ™„πŸ€­
      Too much Horny
      πŸ˜²πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€—

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      Adidas

      πŸ‘§: Why does this Adidas have 4 lines!?πŸ™„πŸ‘€

      πŸ‘³πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ: 1 line Mahala For you my friend.


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      Rat

      I thought sleeping naked was fun until I was circumcised by a πŸ€Rat
      πŸ˜₯πŸ™„

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      being right.

      When you say sorry to your friend it does not mean you are wrong,
      it means that you value the love and
      the relationship you with your friend more than being right.
      So sometime we say sorry even if we are right.

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        two head

        When they say two head are better than one,
        it doesn’t mean any two heads combined are better than one.
        When you get attached to a wrong head you will discover that is bitter not better.


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