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refund

She asked me credit,I replied “seriously I don’t have Now I could help you”
She’s now asking if she can use her money,so I refund her back,am confused guys ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค”

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Too much Horny

Just imagine if we were all naked just like animals
Guess what ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคญ
Too much Horny
๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค—

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Adidas

๐Ÿ‘ง: Why does this Adidas have 4 lines!?๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘€

๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ: 1 line Mahala For you my friend.

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Rat

I thought sleeping naked was fun until I was circumcised by a ๐Ÿ€Rat
๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ™„

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being right.

When you say sorry to your friend it does not mean you are wrong,
it means that you value the love and
the relationship you with your friend more than being right.
So sometime we say sorry even if we are right.

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two head

When they say two head are better than one,
it doesn’t mean any two heads combined are better than one.
When you get attached to a wrong head you will discover that is bitter not better.

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love doesn’t work with luxeries.

When a woman leaves a man of vision and follows a man of television,
she watch the man of vision in the television.
Luxeries can marry you off to a man but love will send you
but becs love doesn’t work with luxeries.

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communicate.

When two people are angry with each other, their hearts distance a lot.
So, they have to sout in other to hear each.
The angrier they are the grater distance and the louder they sout to hear each other. Even they can be 0.01mm away from each other but their hearts are far far away from each other. Therefore they must sout to cover the distance. Now, what happen when two people are in love? They don’t sout even when they are distanced from each other. When the love become grater๐Ÿ’“ to๐Ÿ’“ extend, just looking at her or him already communicate.๐Ÿ˜

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    Neris : Wonderful app.

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    Taxi

    I took a Taxi ๐Ÿš•this morning to town๐Ÿ™ although I knew very๐Ÿ˜ฅ well that i don’t have money to pay . When we stopped at a robot I quickly got out of the taxi and fled away ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
    Unfortunately there was a police ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธofficer inside the taxi ,he got out and ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธchased me in my zigzag run I managed to get some distance but the police was catching up .he took out his gun and shouted Freeze !! I stopped running and raised my hand to surrender. The๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ police pointed his gun on me and say Bro Just keep on running so that I can keep on chasing you i also don’t have money to pay the taxi driver๐Ÿš•๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

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      Nancy : ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜Ž

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      stay positive

      I was chased out of the hospital coz I told a covid 19 patient to stay positive

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      more attractive

      the ability to sit down with another person and
      talk for hours about anything and everything,
      is more attractive to me than anything else

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      stubborn wife

      Symptoms of a stubborn wife
      (1) natural hair
      (2)no make up
      (3)shoes size 9-11

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      my fellings for you

      Ex: hey i miss you,
      him: hi i can’t talk now I’m at a funeral,
      Ex: ooh I’m so sorry who passed away, ?
      him: my fellings for you

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      attractive

      Turned out you need to be attractive for people to like you

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      nostalgic mood

      “Nature has a nostalgic mood that can capture your soul,
      that can make you feel that you had lost something
      but you don’t know what is this thing.”

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      I miss you

      I miss you
      I know you won’t read this but you know that i do

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