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MINI COOPER

This guy comes back 4rm da toilet, when a women says to him, “Hey, you have left your GARAGE door open”!” As the man is zipping his fly up, he says with a big smile,”Did you see my big black hummer?” The woman replies, “Nope just a MINI COOPER with two flat tires.”

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Nigerian movies

You cannot show us witchcraft for a good 2 hours only to tell me at the end “TO GOD BE THE GLORY”
I’m done with Nigerian movies

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1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does
MOSQUE.
2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN.
3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.
4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE….
5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS.
6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH.
7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL.
8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE.
9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS.
10. BELOW has 5, but so does ABOVE.
11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY.
13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG.
14. RICH has 4 so does POOR.
15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS
16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE.
All it takes is for you to make the pefect choice. I decree positivity into yo life, prosperity, wisdom, financial freedom, peace and love. In order to claim this prayer just comment “AMEN”, Like and SHARE with friends.

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forget your ex:

Three simple steps to forget your ex:

1-Block your ex
2-Add me
3-Text me

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when she left 💕

My favourite memory of my ex is when she left 💕

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leave you soon

Love your problems and they’ll leave you soon

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help your wife

Dads be like go help your mom..

BRO go help your wife

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