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Two wrong

Two wrong don’t make a right,
take your parents as an example


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    Kavitha : kavitha

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    crucify Jesus

    Imagine dating someone who likes going to church
    but he/she don’t even know the type of wood
    they used when crucify Jesus🀦

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      Sande Peter : God is good

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      Parrot

      A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show: “Look, it’s not …the same hat!” “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table!” “Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?” The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything, it was the captain’s parrot after all. One day the ship had an accident and sunk. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days. After a week the parrot finally said: “Okay, I give up. What’d you do with the ship ?”

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        Miraj kandel : Hi

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        Howard

        When you’re from the farm, your perception is a little bit different.

        A farmer drove to a neighbour’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mum home?” said the farmer.

        “No, they went to town.”

        “How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”

        “No, he went with Mum and Dad.”

        The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, “I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message.”

        “Well,” said the farmer uncomfortably. “No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant”.

        The boy thought for a moment, then says, “You’ll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard.” πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€ 


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        Russia vs ukraine

        A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, β€œPlease, may I hide under your skirt, I’ll explain later.”

        The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, β€œSister, have you seen a soldier?”

        The nun replied, β€œHe went that way.”

        After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, β€œI can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Ukraine.” The nun said, β€œI understand completely.” The soldier added, β€œI hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”

        The nun replied, β€œIf you had looked a little higher, you would”ve seen a great pair of balls. I don’t want to go to Ukraine either.”


        ਰੋਜ਼ਾਨਾ ਨਡੀਆਂ ਕਹਾਣੀਆਂ ΰ¨ͺੜ੍ਹਨ ਲਈ ΰ¨‡ΰ©°ΰ¨Έΰ¨Ÿΰ¨Ύΰ¨² ਕਰੋ "ΰ¨ͺΰ©°ΰ¨œΰ¨Ύΰ¨¬ΰ©€ ਕਹਾਣੀਆਂ" ਐੱΰ¨ͺ :

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        grudges

        When it comes to holding grudges,
        I don’t disappoint my dear.😏
        #blacklegend

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        upgrading my phone

        I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone
        until it stops working πŸ˜‚


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        single one

        Find the single one
        πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«πŸ‘«

        Couldn’t find? Because is you

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        SUGAR DADDY

        THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS FROM CEO OF SUGAR DADDY

        To let all girls know that all sugar Daddy are on strike πŸ™ˆπŸ™ŠπŸ™‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


        ਰੋਜ਼ਾਨਾ ਨਡੀਆਂ ਕਹਾਣੀਆਂ ΰ¨ͺੜ੍ਹਨ ਲਈ ΰ¨‡ΰ©°ΰ¨Έΰ¨Ÿΰ¨Ύΰ¨² ਕਰੋ "ΰ¨ͺΰ©°ΰ¨œΰ¨Ύΰ¨¬ΰ©€ ਕਹਾਣੀਆਂ" ਐੱΰ¨ͺ :

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        retired Indian Evil Spirit

        Not every girl who puts a wig is beautiful
        some look like retired Indian Evil Spirit*πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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          Elma Estigoy : Love stories

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          finished

          No English distionary has able to explain the different between finished and complete
          When u marry a good wife u are complete and when u marry a wrong one u are finished but when ur wife catches u with another girl u are completely finished
          But when u marry a wife that like shopping u finished completely

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          Salary

          I don’t know why, Every School Has That One
          Teacher/Lecturer Who Dress Like They Don’t Earn
          Salary.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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          refund

          She asked me credit,I replied “seriously I don’t have Now I could help you”
          She’s now asking if she can use her money,so I refund her back,am confused guys πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€”


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          Too much Horny

          Just imagine if we were all naked just like animals
          Guess what πŸ™„πŸ€­
          Too much Horny
          πŸ˜²πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€—

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          Adidas

          πŸ‘§: Why does this Adidas have 4 lines!?πŸ™„πŸ‘€

          πŸ‘³πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ: 1 line Mahala For you my friend.

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          Rat

          I thought sleeping naked was fun until I was circumcised by a πŸ€Rat
          πŸ˜₯πŸ™„


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