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single one

Find the single one
๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ

Couldn’t find? Because is you

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SUGAR DADDY

THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS FROM CEO OF SUGAR DADDY

To let all girls know that all sugar Daddy are on strike ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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retired Indian Evil Spirit

Not every girl who puts a wig is beautiful
some look like retired Indian Evil Spirit*๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    Elma Estigoy : Love stories

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    finished

    No English distionary has able to explain the different between finished and complete
    When u marry a good wife u are complete and when u marry a wrong one u are finished but when ur wife catches u with another girl u are completely finished
    But when u marry a wife that like shopping u finished completely

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    Salary

    I don’t know why, Every School Has That One
    Teacher/Lecturer Who Dress Like They Don’t Earn
    Salary.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    refund

    She asked me credit,I replied “seriously I don’t have Now I could help you”
    She’s now asking if she can use her money,so I refund her back,am confused guys ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค”

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    Too much Horny

    Just imagine if we were all naked just like animals
    Guess what ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคญ
    Too much Horny
    ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค—

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    Adidas

    ๐Ÿ‘ง: Why does this Adidas have 4 lines!?๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘€

    ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ: 1 line Mahala For you my friend.

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    Rat

    I thought sleeping naked was fun until I was circumcised by a ๐Ÿ€Rat
    ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ™„

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    being right.

    When you say sorry to your friend it does not mean you are wrong,
    it means that you value the love and
    the relationship you with your friend more than being right.
    So sometime we say sorry even if we are right.

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    two head

    When they say two head are better than one,
    it doesn’t mean any two heads combined are better than one.
    When you get attached to a wrong head you will discover that is bitter not better.

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    love doesn’t work with luxeries.

    When a woman leaves a man of vision and follows a man of television,
    she watch the man of vision in the television.
    Luxeries can marry you off to a man but love will send you
    but becs love doesn’t work with luxeries.

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    communicate.

    When two people are angry with each other, their hearts distance a lot.
    So, they have to sout in other to hear each.
    The angrier they are the grater distance and the louder they sout to hear each other. Even they can be 0.01mm away from each other but their hearts are far far away from each other. Therefore they must sout to cover the distance. Now, what happen when two people are in love? They don’t sout even when they are distanced from each other. When the love become grater๐Ÿ’“ to๐Ÿ’“ extend, just looking at her or him already communicate.๐Ÿ˜

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      Neris : Wonderful app.

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      Taxi

      I took a Taxi ๐Ÿš•this morning to town๐Ÿ™ although I knew very๐Ÿ˜ฅ well that i don’t have money to pay . When we stopped at a robot I quickly got out of the taxi and fled away ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
      Unfortunately there was a police ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธofficer inside the taxi ,he got out and ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธchased me in my zigzag run I managed to get some distance but the police was catching up .he took out his gun and shouted Freeze !! I stopped running and raised my hand to surrender. The๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ police pointed his gun on me and say Bro Just keep on running so that I can keep on chasing you i also don’t have money to pay the taxi driver๐Ÿš•๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

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