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clean South Africa

If a man inboxes you, telling you he loves you,
go to his timeline and post “I love you too😊😍”…
We have to clean South Africa πŸ™„βœ‹πŸΎπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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till we meet

*I want to use this medium to Thank God for bringing me into this world, but for the Angel that directed me to Nigeria, I have nothing to say to you till we meet*
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If u know u know

*Ladies if he is treating you badly dont shave..*
*Let him eat bush meat*
🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

If u know u know πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

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Sepedi

Best friend is a snake they will bite u just like that 🀞🀞🀞🀞😁… Don’t trust anyone πŸ€’

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deleted myself*

*Today, I deleted all the ugly people on my friend list… I almost deleted myself*
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NEW CASES

*MARRIAGE IS SWEET, BUT MARRYING A WRONG PERSON IS LIKE COVID19 .. EVERYDAY YOU WILL BE RECORDING NEW CASES 🀭🀭

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Men are always Men

A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said
” you look cute.. I like you.”….

The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said

“My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Pls go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life.”..

He then placed a piece of paper on her hand and said
” I have written some words of wisdom and religious verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep.”
And then he walked away.

The girl went back to her hostel in shame and guilt..

before she slept she opened up the paper and read thus:

“Are you blind? My wife was standing behind me. Any way, this is my number.
Call me anytime. ………..
By the way, I like you too!”

Men are always Men

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