I want to go to the place where I can
shout all the pain and cry out all the tears.
Sub Categories
1⃣. Eliminate the word “maybe” and you will.❤
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2⃣. ASK YOURSELF NOW -“What’s the BIG excuse I feed myself every day to shield my ego from the fact that I’m not yet where I want to be?”💛
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3⃣. If you don’t go after what you want in life, it won’t fall into your lap. You need to go out and make it happen! Don’t let your fear become more important than your future.💚
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4⃣. You’ve got to get up and make a move because the world will never see you until you do.💙
A King was about to go to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen😍), in the room & gave the keys to his best friend Thami and said: “If I
am not back within 4 days, open the room and she would be yours.”
He sat on his horse & hit the road. Half an hour later he noticed a dust cloud & sound behind him.
He stops & saw his friend Thami riding very fast towards him.
“What’s wrong ?” King asked.
Out of breath, Thami answered: “Hey King You Gave Me the wrong Key…!! ”
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One word for him
When people tell me “I love you.” I always ask them instantly, “Until when?”
Being single for a long time can make you forget
how to spell releshensheep
My name is : I
My problem is : Love
My solution is : U
I LOVE You
Life is short ,
time is fast,
no replay, no rewind,
so enjoy every moment as it comes.
New Love is nice, until you find out it’s Made in China
due to factory faults of Boferbe
TEARGAS is Just An ONION That Went To A Private School
Not all man are fools,
some stay bachelors
When you abuse your friend “”your mama!!!”” and then u turn around to see his/her mum staring at you.
oboi, u go collect plenty slap!.!
Last night i got HIV(Heavy Into Vodka) and this morning i woke up with TB(Taste of Beer) this means i have AIDS(Alcohol In De System) so now i have decided to take ARV(Another Round of Vodka)
I saw a friend I hadn’t seen in a long time and I
think he mistook me for Jesus…
He was like, ‘ Jesus Christ..is this you?’
HOW NICE WOULD IT BE TO HAVE SOMEONE
BE SO IN LOVE WITH YOU AND JUST
WANTS YOU ALL THE TIME.
Girlfriend:Can I have your pic.
Me:Check my profile pic.
Girlfriend:There’s a car.
Me:Open the car u will see me sitting in the car.
Name a lie your ex said.??
“I love you today, tomorrow and forever.”