Women don’t see it when they’re being rejected, they just say:
“The dude has poor communication skills”..
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Women don’t see it when they’re being rejected, they just say:
“The dude has poor communication skills”..
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Boss: “We Are Very Keen On Cleanliness. Did You Wipe Your Feets On The Mat As You Came In?”
New Employee: “Yes, Sir”
Boss: “We Are Also Keen On Truthfulness. There Is No Mat“
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We’re so lucky that this lockdown came during Android, Samsung and iPhone era…📱💻😘👌
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Imagine staying indoors with your Nokia 3310..!
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Being Blind is not a joke🤞
Ask people who are on “Free Mode”
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My girlfriend broke up with me . She thinks I’m childish. So i calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away
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If You Never Crushed On Your Cousins
Then Your Family is Ugly
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Dear Crush:
You are sending mixed messages when u say:
“I love u with all my Hut”
Please get it right
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I Won’t Let My Daughter Marry A Guy Like Me, Never!
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One of the saddest mistake a Christian can make is that of failing to attend the assemblies of the church. How can one ever hope to be faithful to the Lord if he does not respect him enough to meet with the other brethren for worship? The point is, he cannot be faithful under such conditions.
On the other hand, they can go on with what they want to do, they can go to their work regardless of the distance, and so on.
Some of those who fail to attend usually come up with this remark: But I have my prayers at home. That would be fine if that was all the Lord required.
However, he has specifically asked that his people assemble on the first day of the week. In doing so, they are nt only to pray, but study, sing, partake of the Lord’s Supper, and give of their means.
Now to those who try to worship by themselves at home, to whom do they give their contribution? What abt the Lord’s Supper? No, I am sure that most of these individuals never get any further than prayer in their worship to the Lord, if they get that far. But they need to be taught that there is more to worship than simply praying to God.
It is true that there are times when Christians may be providentially hindered, such as being sick, and other things that would make it impossible for them to attend worship service.
In this case, one doesn’t have to offer an excuse for nt being present bt rather have a reason. Furthermore, the Lord will accept a reason for one’s absence, but he will nt accept an excuse.
Happy Father’s Day to all daddies out there who takes care of their kids💕 and happy Youth day. 👀💞💞💖
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One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, “Why are you eating grass?”The man replied, “I’m so poor, I can not afford anything to eat.” So the layer said, “Poor guy, come back to my house.” The guys say, “I have a wife and three kids.” The lawyer told him to bring them along. When they were all in the car, the poor man said, “Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you.” The lawyer replied, “You’re going to love it there .the grass is over a foot tall”
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Never put Temporary people in the Permanent place of your Life, and don’t be afraid of Removing the Wrong People from the Right Place of your Life. If it’s your Life then it’s your Right. Be Bold to take any Decision concerning your Life. If they call it Pride, tell them it’s Class. No matter the Economy of the Jungle, Lions will never eat Grass. Even if Education is Free, a Rat will never go to the same School with a Cat. You cannot go anywhere with Negative people. Negative people are like Cars without Fuel and Engines. You can only sit in them, but they will NEVER take you anywhere. You can’t Change what you see until you Learn from what you see. Be careful who you Open up to. Only a few people Care. The rest just Want to have Something to Gossip about. Some people come into your Life like a Dark Storming Night. When the Storm is Over and the Sun Rises it Becomes a Beautiful Day. Make Beautiful Days in your Life by Removing the “Storms” in your Life.
May Almighty God be with you, guide and protect you in the hand of your physical and spiritual enemies.
Weak people Revenge, Strong people forgive while intelligent people ignore
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Stop giving someone else the job of
making you happy.
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It’s hard to miss someone especially when you know that they won’t come back, ever again. 💔
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Being kissed while you’re asleep is one of the purist forms of love
Unless you’re in prison!!!
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Are you still as hot as you were in secondary school or it’s a long story?
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Imagine you dating a Guy who can’t make you smile🙄. Ask yourself something my sister, are you dating an exam paper? 🤔
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