I commented on my girlfriends picture “Looking good my love”
and she replied saying thanks Big bro..
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An airline introduced a special package for businessmen. Buy your ticket; get your wife’s ticket free. After a great success, the airline sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.
All of them gave the same reply, “WHICH TRIP?”
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Dear Haters, I Couldn’t Help But Notice That
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“Awesome” Ends With “Me” And “Ugly” Starts With “u”
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Neighbor: Hey Mbuso, I’m at the hospital, please borrow me R1500
Mbuso : What if you die?
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*I found a guy today drinking his beer at 6:30 am.*
*I asked him: “Isn’t it too early for you to be drinking ?”*
*He replied: “Ooh really, at what time do throats open?”*
*I walked away…*
*Now minding my own business…*
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Trainer: If a old man and a child is near ur car, who will u hit.
Boy: old man.
Trainer: Idiot… You should hit the BRAKE
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I will hand over my whole salary to the person
who will tell me why the letter
“W” starts with a letter “D”.
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This thing of applying for jobs online is rubbish waitse..where do I pour my anointing oil now…on the memory stick or on the whole computer..where? Where?? Where???
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When U read a love quote..
U never think of d person
who has written d quote …
But U alwayz think of d person
whom U love d most isn’t it ?
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Stop crushing on people’s boyfriend.
Tell your boyfriend to bath well,
dress nice and stay away from weed
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Accept your past without regrets,
handle your present with confidence
and face your future without fear.
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A Morning Text Does Not Simply Mean,
“Good Morning!”
Rather, It Comes With The Silent Loving Message,
“I Think Of You When I Wake Up..
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new army captain inspected the soldiers in their barracks. He noticed a female horse.
Captain: What’s the horse for?
Soldier: We use her if we feel an urge to have sex.
Captain: Ah, that’s good.
One night, the captain feels an urge, and the soldier brought the horse to his tent.
When the captain was done, he saw the soldier smiling outside his tent.
Captain: It’s so hard and high eish….how do you guys do it?
Soldier: We ride on the horse to the next town where the girls are.
Captain: 
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Once Two Persons Were Sitting In A Meeting.
1st Said: “This Meeting Is So Boring Even My Hips Are Sleeping”
2nd Said: “Ya I’ve Heard Them Snoring Three Times“
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Listen here 
Limpompo will always be Limpompo. Stop correcting us.
if you object we’ll add another mpo!! Limpompompo!!!
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[Dear Ladies]
Please if you don’t like him just say it…
What’s this nonsense of: “I see you like my brother”,
You think he doesn’t know his sisters?
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