Stop complaining about fake friends 😅u are old now👵👴go to work..stay at home..read books..eat and watch TV. listen to music also my dear ul never hear that fridge and microwave gossip about you🙄

Am I the only one who skips a post about God
and secretly say: “God knows that I love him”..!

My friend won a trip to China ✈.
He´s out there now trying to win a trip back home 😭😭
Guys learn to Read terms and conditions.

Why do people think you gotta heal after a breakup💔,
am not injured…Next one please..!

KwaMashu Guys asking for a kiss be like
“woza la ngshaye amakhehla

Dear black people. . . .
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It’s Police-Station
Not Poly-Station
. . .Say it with me. . .”P-o-l-i-c-e S-t-a-t-i-o-n”

Weekend l attended a birthday party- with a gathering of abt 30 people!! I sat on the front row seat….then a lady started sharing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn’t reach us at the front. When her friends started sharing drinks, they started from the front but unfortunately I had already changed my seat to the back….!!! Again the drink didn’t reach me. I was so furious and I stood up to take my leave but then I saw three ladies each with a big bowl. This time, I tried to be wise by sitting at the middle. . To my uttermost surprise, one of the ladies started sharing from the front…and the second lady started distributing from the back. It was turkey meat…. When it got to the middle where I was seated it got finished again. Feeling so frustrated, I bent my head, not looking at any face…but then the third lady tapped me and stretched her bowl that I should pick somethng frm inside.. I stretched my hand… Guess what was in the bowl..?
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Toothpicks!!!

I’ll never chase a girl around unless
she ran with my beer

Kissing your bae in public is not a problem the problem start when make it sound like a car crash

Joke of the day: 😂😂😂😂😂

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.

Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.

Then the woman’s husband unexpectedly comes home.

She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.

The little Boy says:
“Dark in here.”

The Man says:
“Yes, it is.”

Boy:
;I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?”

Man:
;No, thanks.”

Boy:
;My dad’s outside, I’ll call him if you don’t buy it!”

Man:
“OK, how much?”

Boy: 😜😜😜
“$1,000.”

A few weeks later it happened again , and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.

Boy:
“Dark in here.”

Man:
;Yes, it is.”

Boy:
“I have soccer boots.”

The Man, remembering the last time, and asks the boy:
“How much?”

The Boy says 😜😜😜
“$5,000.”

The Man says:
“Fine, I will buy them.”

A few days later, the Father says to the boy:
“Grab your ball and boots,
let’s go outside and have a game.”

The Boy says:
“I can’t, I sold them for $ 6,000.”

The Father says:😳😳😳😳😳
“That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that… $ 6,000 is way more than those two things cost.

I’m going to take you to church and make you confess your “SINS.”

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The Boy says:
“Dark in here.”
😜😜😜😜😜

The Priest says:
“Don’t start that shit again!”
😜💥🎈😜💥🎈😜💥🎈😜💥🎈
THIS IS MY CHURCH, NOT YOUR FATHER’S HOUSE !

Students can be given an ASSIGNMENT on March 6 And
its Due on April 23 they will do it on the 22 Of April..
Its me I’m students

HUSBAND: Call the ambulance, fast! I am having a heart attack.
WIFE: (took his phone) Quick! Tell me the Password!
HUSBAND: It’s ok… I am feeling better now