That annoying Moment when you get into the
most comfortable position in bed
then you realize you forgot to switch off thelight…

Ladies who always match their purses
with clothes but can not match Babies to
their real fathers.
God is zooming you from above my sisters.

When my crush text

Her: hey are you good??
Me: yes especially in bed

Brown bread is healthier than White bread ,
brown sugar is healthier than white sugar…….
Guys, Should we tell White people??

Man was being interviewed for the post of a Commando in Army!

Interviewer, “We want a person with a suspicious mind, always alert, merciless, ready to attack, acute sense of hearing, detective ability and most importantly, having a KILLER INSTINCT !!! So do you think you are eligible?”

Man, “No Sir, but…….. can my Wife apply..?”

Witchcraft + Satanism – Is when you walk ‍ 3km to work and when you get to your office you realize you left the office key at home , you leave your heavy brief case at the office doorstep then you walk back home.
When you arrive you realize you left your house keys in that heavy brief case , you go back to the office doorstep and fetch the big brief case .
Then when you get home you see the office key in your big brief case