My Plan is to Love Her So Good To A Point
Where she Struggles To Remember
Any Nigga Who Once Been In Her Life Before Me.

Once You Start Dating Someone Suddenly
Everyone Has A Rumor To Tell

CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 😂😂😂
FOUR OLD FRIENDS MEET AT A RESTAURANTS THEY SAT TOGETHER IN ONE TABLE .ONE OF THEM SAID HE NEEDED A BATHROOM SO HE LEFT THE THREE .THEY STARTED BRAGGING ABOUT THEIR SONS WHO BECAME SUCCESSFUL .THE FIRST ONE STARTED “”;MY SON IS HAS BECOME SUCCESSFUL IN A WAY THAT HE OWNS FIVE RESTAURANTS HE BOUGHT HIS FRIEND TWO MERCEDES CARS ON HIS BIRTHDAY
THE SECOND ONE SAID “MY SON OWNS TWELVE MINING COMPANIES HE BOUGHT HIS FRIEND A DOUBLE STORY HOUSE ON HIS BIRTHDAY ”
THE THIRD ONE SAID “MY SON HAS SIX CONSTRUCTION COMPANIES HE BOUGHT HIS FRIEND A CLOTHING STORE ON HIS BIRTHDAY ” .
THE FOURTH ONE RETURN FROM THE BATHROOM AND SAID “WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT”. THEY SAID “WE WERE SHARING STORIES ON HOW OUR SON’S HAVE BECAME SUCCESSFUL, HOW ABOUT YOUR SON”
HE SAID “MY SON IS GAY”.THEY SAID “OH SORRY ”
HE SAID “BUT HE HAS 2 MERCEDES CARS,A DOUBLE STORY HOUSE AND A CLOTHING STORE HE SAID HIS THREE BOYFRIENDS BOUGHT HIM THOSE THINGS ON HIS BIRTHDAY”

Wives are two types

The first type listens to her husband, understands his thoughts, always behaves lovingly, and even if the husband is angry, keeps smiling😃

The second type

Is the one that everyone has

Him: its over
Fat girl: i dont care atleast i broke your bed

witchcraft is when your father is Bill Hates
instead of Bill Gates

What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) & a Political Thief (PT) ?

1.The Ordinary Thief steals your Money, bag, watch, gold chain etc.
But, The Political Thief steals your future, career, education, health & business !

2. The hilarious part is :
The Ordinary Thief will choose whom to rob. But, you yourself choose the Political Thief to rob you.

3. The most ironic one :
Police will chase and nab the Ordinary Thief. But, Police will look after and protect the Political Thief !
That’s the travesty cum irony of our current society!

And, we blindly say we are not blind !

[After fetching my school report]
Ronnie : “dad i have some great news”

Dad : “what son?
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Ronnie : “remember that E200 that u promised to give me once i pass?
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Dad : “yes my son”
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Ronnie : “well!, you can keep it”

Disadvantage of sleeping With The same Person is That
You will end Up Running Out Of Underwears..!