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What Is The Difference Between Men And Women?

1. A Successful Man Is One Who Makes More Money Than His Wife Can Spend. A Successful Woman Is One Who Can Find Such A Man.

2. Men Wake Up As Good-Looking As When They Went To Bed. Women Somehow Deteriorate During The Night.

3. A Man Will Pay $2 For A $1 Item He Wants. A Woman Will Pay $1 For A $2 Item That She Doesn’t Want.

4. A Woman Marries A Man Expecting He Will Change, But He Doesn’t. A Man Marries A Woman Expecting That She Won’t Change, And She Does.

5. There Are Two Times When A Man Doesn’t Understand A Woman Before And After Marriage.

6. A Woman Worries About The Future Until She Gets A Husband. A Man Never Worries About The Future Until He Gets A Wife.

7. To Be Happy With A Man, You Must Understand Him A Lot And Love Him A Little. To Be Happy With A Woman, You Must Love Her A Lot And Not Try To Understand Her At All.

8. Any Married Man Should Forget His Mistakes. There’s No Use In Two People Remembering The Same Thing!

9. A Woman Has The Last Word In Any Argument. Anything A Man Says After That Is The Beginning Of A New Argument.

10. Women Look At A Wedding As The Beginning Of Romance, While Men Look Aat A Wedding As The Ending Of Romance.

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Her:Bbe please unlock your phone 4 me📱
Me:Bbe do u still rememmber you once cheated on me

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Don’t
,
,
,
,
,
kiss behind the garden,
.
.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
.
. Love is blind but
.
.
.the neighbors are not..

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They will sleep with their bosses to get job promotion then come on social media and brag ‘look at me….God is wonderful…he always do things in a mysterious way!!!’
Nxaaaa stop fooling God sis and the thunder that is gonna strike you is doing press ups in Limpopo

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Its only in Africa where
You’ll find a:
Thief named “Innocent”
Prostitute named “Chastity”
Poor man named “Rich”

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A man needs a woman who can push him.
A woman needs a man who can uplift her.
Find someone who challenges your growth and matches your worth

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WIFE: “I should have married the devil, he
would make a better husband than you.”
HUSBAND: “But honey, marriage between
relatives is illegal?”

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Rules for my Girl
,
*Carry at least R100 whenever you come to
visit me
.
*Come with some food, you know I’m broke
.
*Steal your parents money and give it to me
.
*Whenever we make love you must thank
me with at least a pack of cigarettes
.
*I love a woman more if she buys me
cigarettes
.
*Please call me at least 5 times a day
.
*Send me a good morning, good day and
goodnight message everyday
.
*I don’t come to your place, you must
always come to my place
.
*You must let me fuck your friend, if you
don’t want me to cheat.
.
*We don’t go out, unless you willing to pay.
I’m broke mos.
.
*Don’t come when you on your
periods,unless you don’t mind me crossing
the robot.
.
*Buy me clothes please, at least after each
and every 3 months
.
*I hate women who eat more than me
.
*When I’m moody, kindly give me money or
good sex
.
*When I’m sad, kindly buy me a beer
.
*Read my mind, you need to study my mind,
you need to know when I’m hungry
.
*Lastly please buy me airtime, every Friday
,
Oh! And at least have a side nigga who’ll
give you money so that you can give it to
me.

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HOW TO LOSE A GUY
Next time he text you at 🌑night,respond with

Senzo Mteshane:”she is sleeping bruh”

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When I hear myself eating crunchy food,
I wonder if other people can hear it too.

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l went to police station to certify some copies, while I was there I saw a picture of Sylvester being posted on the notice board written “WANTED”
Me : officer, are you absolutely sure you want this man?
Cop: (in aghast) err of course. Yeah
Me : then why didn’t you arrest him when you took him that picture?
These cops are really stupid….

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You want & you get, that’s LUCK
you want & you wait, that’s TIME
you want but you compromise, that’s LIFE
And you want & you wait & you don’t compromise that’s LOVE.

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‘My life did not begin with you..,
But i wish my life should end with you..,

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Bae this, Bae that ,Bae here, Bae there
the day you’ll be dumped please
call a Press conference we deserve to know. .

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