A Boy’s Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Beautiful Girl In Crowd,
But A Boy’s Heart Is Slower Than Governments Bus While Proposing A Girl Whom He Truly Loves.
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Before u fall in love, test the strength of your heart by playing
soccer bet with your rent.*
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
“Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight. – Your Husband”
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
“Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don’t wait up.”
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*IN BLACK FAMILIES IF YOU DONT WORK NO
ONE LISTENS TO YOU, THEY THINK YOUR
MIND IS ALSO NOT WORKING*
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Sometimes being strong means being able to cry,
and sometimes moving on means being strong enough to let go.
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I don’t have an attitude problem,
I just have a personality
that you can’t handle.
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My love for you is a journey starting
at 4ever and ending at never.
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Good Morning Compatriots..! 🍟🍞☕
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1⃣This is your life. You are responsible for it. You will not live forever. Don’t waste it..☝💚
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2⃣Do more of what makes you happy..♥
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3⃣Be careful who you trust. The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies, it comes from those you trust the most..
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The Year is 2064
“Grandpa why do you love sitting outside?”
Me:
There was a time this was illegal
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When you marry the RIGHT woman everyday is VALENTINE’S DAY.
If u marry the WRONG one, everyday is BOXING DAY. If u go for the one with lying tongue, everyday is APRIL FOOL.
And when u choose the CHILDISH one everyday is CHILDREN’S DAY
But if u are still SINGLE like me, be grateful because everyday is INDEPENDENCE DAY
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Hi – Im the girl of your dreams.
Someone said you were looking for me.
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A Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework, Saying To Himself,
“2+5 The Son Of Bitch Is 7, 3+6 The Son Of Bitch Is 9.”
His Mother Heard This & Gasped: “What Are You Doing?”
The Little Boy Answered: “I’m Doing My Math’s Homework Mom”
Mom: “And This Is How Your Teacher Taught You To Do It?”
Little Boy: “Yes”
Infuriated, The Mother Asked The Teacher Next Day,
Mother: “Are You Teaching Maths To Children By Saying 2+2, The Son Of Bitch Is 4?”
The Teacher Started Laughing, And Answered: “What I Taught Them Was, 2+2 The Sum Of Which Is 4“
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I learned that people leave.
even if they have promised a thousand times that they won’t.
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What doctors write : ~~~~~~~
What you see : ~~~~~~~
What pharmacists see : 6 tablets of panado and 3 injections💉💉💉 of paracetamol
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When You Fail All Your Exams, Your Mom Asks You
To Pass Her The Remote Then She Says
“Atleast You Can Pass Something”
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Doing nothing is very hard to do.
You never know when you’re finished😏
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