When you see cockroaches in your house
just know you have food.
Cockroaches are like slay queens
they don’t like poverty

Pastor found a baboon that could talk. So
he taught it how to sing, pray and preach.
At one Sunday service, Pastor says to
congregation, “The Baboon is going to
pray today.” The Baboon sat still and the
Pastor repeated but the Baboon did not
respond. After the service pastor asks,
“Why didn’t you want to pray when I
asked you to?” Baboon says, “Was it
necessary to say baboon? You could have
at least said Brother Babs!”

Arguing with a woman it’s like wrestling with a pig in mud.
After an hour you realise the pig likes it

A man’s ears are SELECTIVE:
.
Example:
When a woman says:
This house is a mess, Honey
You and I need to clean this,
Your stuff are all on the floor,
You will be without clothes If u don’t wash them NOW.
The man’s ears only understands:
bla, bla, bla, Honey
bla, bla, bla, You and I
bla, bla, bla, on the floor
bla, bla, bla, without clothes
bla, bla, bla, NOW

Yesterday was October
2day is November
No wait..does this mean 2mrw is December?????

Oh wow…guys i told u tht November is not important

An 8-year old girl went to the
office with her father on ‘Take
Your Daughter to Work Day’. As
they were walking around the
office, the young girl starting
crying and getting very cranky, her
father asked what was wrong with
her.
As the staff gathered round she
sobbed loudly, Daddy, where are
all the clowns that you said that
you worked with?

Ladies when your parents weren’t able to give you money.
Did u leave them?

Teacher:if you gave your friend R5000 and he only needed R4000,,how much wl he give you back?
Student: R0.00
Teacher: you don’t know maths
Student: you don’t know my friend