*Gals* are busy complaining that when men have ***x* or *impregnate* them they run away.My question is:-
when u score a *goal* do u remain at the goal post or run *celebrating wildly*😆😆😜😜
wisdom will kill me
Ex: Hi bae, I have missed u
Me: Sorry I can’t talk at the graveyard attending a memorial
Ex: OMG sorry, who died
Me: My feelings for u
Let him buy you beer all night then cry and
tell him you want your boyfriend.
Beware of the airtime these days, they have started making airtime which can kill you when you make a call or when recharging,so please before you recharge your accounts send those digits to me so that I can verify if its original airtime. Please I want to save your life!!. BE WARNED.
Women are so difficult to accomodate.
At 18, they want handsome men.
At 25, they want matured men.
At 30, they want successful men.
At 40, they want established men.
At 50 ,they want faithful men.
Men are very simple.
At 18, they want pretty young girls.
At 25, they want pretty young girls.
At 30, they want pretty young girls.
At 40, they want pretty young girls.
At 50, they want pretty young girls.
*Even at 60,* they still want pretty young girls!!
Real man dont beat a wife/girlfriend. If you are strong enough just hide her makeup staff💋💅🙎💄
My bro thats when you will see and know that ladies can fight back😂😂😂
Definitely world war 3!!!!!!
ZCC chicks are Hot
Until One of them burps in the taxi…
Then the taxi starts smelling like a Coffee shop
What advice’s do you give your Girlfriend?
Me: “Bae never date married Men,
they don’t get satisfied until they take ARVs”.
ME: Excuse me lady, you look familiar.
HER: Yes you dated me in 2012, I was dark then.
I was studying at this college in Pretoria, then we went home for school holidays, when we return to school we have found that place turned into Somalian store that sells curtains…
If you don’t take risks in life,
You will always work for someone who does.
When bae helps you with your school assignment
and then you get zero (0%)
Employed Beautiful Lady has one☝ Boyfriend.
Unemployed Pretty Lady has got a team👐 that can challenge Barcelona
Black Tax was not a problem when it took you to school and raised you but now that you are working and have made it, It has suddenly become a burden?
I’m not quite sure how helping your own family becomes a burden especially if you were once helped too?
Women are attracted to stupid shit like guys that can dance.🕺🏽🙄 How is that beneficial? Can he change a tyre?🤔 Is “nay le walk” gonna take you home?
Even Though I Walk Through The Darkest Valley I Will Never Post Bae AMEN!!!…
Yes!! Some Of You Only Write JHB Because
You Can’t Write Johanesbeg.
if your parents get mad at you for coming home late,
please respect them & come back in the morning.
When Your Friend Posts, ” All My Friends Are Snakes”
So You Just standing There wondering If O Mokopa Or Cobra
AS i Was In Court Couple Minutes Ago …. The Magistrate Shouted ” Order, Order”
And I Resonded : ” Mae, Coke , Dinkilana Le Dikwae ” Then Boom Now They Locked Me In A Dark Room… Hopefully My Order will Be Here Soon