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wrong drink

Saw this stunning girl at a bar last night. I got her a drink, walked over to her and then felt my knees go weak and my stomach turn to butterflies. Turns out that I spiked the wrong drink by mistake

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Exactly th

My wife found me making Love with our Maid.
Wife : You can’t do this to me .
Me : Exactly that is why am doing it to Her….

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Which among these did you practice when

Which among these did you practice when
you were young?
1) Dip the bread in the tea?
2) Mix the entire white rice and stew before
eating.
3) Crack a bone and suck out the marrow.
4) Don’t eat the meat until you finish the
food.
5) Showing everyone your new underwear.
6) Beg for a sweet which your friend has
licked.
7) Playing in the rain.
8) Licking the plate with your tongue.
9) Walking bare footed and holding your
new shoes for everyone to see.
10) Wearing two shirts or shorts (packing)
so you don’t feel the pain much when caned
in school.
11) Chew gum, put it behind your ears and
chew it again the next day.
12) Mix Powder Milk and sugar in your
pocket and chew on your way to school.
Remember your past. It is very important!
Never forget your childhood days.
Spread dis and see the funny replies u get
bck. Please be sincere

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Dudes With Girlfriends

Dudes With Girlfriends Do Better in Exams Than Dudes Who Are Single , Because Dudes With Girlfriends Are Used To Being Asked Questions That Don’t Make Sense And Being Under Pressure …
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Only Few Will Understand

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Okay At Home?

The Bitter Comments i See On Best Couples Spotted in South Africa 😕😒 … Hmmm , Sometimes i Just Feel Like i Can inbox Some People And Say ” i Know We Don’t Know Each Other But is Everything Okay At Home?

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