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Teacher faint!

Teacher : Ok class; let us show the
principal and our guests how
much we have learnt so far dis
year! Let’s do comparisons ….
So if I say small, you say small,
smaller, smallest.
[Students nod] Teacher : Big
Students : “Big, Bigger,
Biggest.” ….
Teacher : “clean.”
Students : “clean, cleaner,
Teacher : “tall.”
Students : “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!!
Students : “very good, very
very goodest.
Teacher : “oh gosh.”
Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh
Teacher : “stop it now”
Students : “stop it now, stop it
nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : “oh please.”
Students :”oh please, oh pleaser,
Teacher : “Look at me..!!!
Students : “look at me, look at me-
look at me-est.
Teacher : “what a disgrace!
Students : “what a disgrace, what
disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die…
Students : I don die, I don dier, I
Teacher faint!

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Once there was a young girl who
decided 2
take a short cut home from
school. The
fastest way 2 her house was to
cut through
an alley. The girl approached the
alley way.
She saw a man standing like he
was waiting
4 someone. She said a prayer:
“Dear God pls
lead me through dis alley way,
safe &
unharmed. Amen.”
The girl walked through the alley
& past the man.
Later on that night, she was
watching the
news. She saw dat man had
murdered &
raped a young girl.
The police said
the man
told them another girl had passed
throgh the
alley 10 mins before.
They asked
him why he
didn’t attack the first girl. He said,
a man walking beside her”.
God walks with us. We deny His
presences but
He is always there. 95% of people
will just read dis & shut their
phones, but
be among
the 5% that will read & share it!
Don’t be ashamed 2 admit u’re a
Child of
God.. Sorry I
had no choice, I’m a child of God!!
Dis is a test to see who has more
God or Satan?
If God, then comment “Amen”

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    Chipo Mpofu : Amem
      Peter : AMEN

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      artist too

      If you are girlfriend and by any chance you feel like shaving your eyebrow , and draw them back ka pencil then i will also draw cows for lobola , let me repeat , i will draw cows for lobola . Yeah everything in our relationship is art…i am an artist too.

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      read alone

      Have u taken Note of the CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE:
      1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE.
      2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN.
      3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.
      4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.
      5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS.
      6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH.
      7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL.
      8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE.
      9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS.
      10. BELOW has 5, but so does ABOVE.
      11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
      12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY.
      13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG.
      14. RICH has 4 so does POOR.
      15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS
      16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE.
      Are they all by Co-incidence?
      We should Choose wisely,
      this means LIFE is like a Double-Edged Sword.
      Its all about Choices, lets choose carefully.
      You have two choices: to share tgis with others,
      Or to ignore and read alone

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      Four Cousins

      Four Cousins will get you so drunk that you start to think you’re the 5th cousin.

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      we have in Africa.

      Those who dress smartly and smell nice but still wear a watch that isn’t working are among the problems we have in Africa.

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      Preaching the truth and nothing else but the truth:
      Polygamy is not about a man having many wives. It’s about every woman having a husband.

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