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goal

*Gals* are busy complaining that when men have ***x* or *impregnate* them they run away.My question is:-
when u score a *goal* do u remain at the goal post or run *celebrating wildly*πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜œπŸ˜œ
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wisdom will kill me

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BE WARNED.

*WARNING*

Beware of the airtime these days, they have started making airtime which can kill you when you make a call or when recharging,so please before you recharge your accounts send those digits to me so that I can verify if its original airtime. Please I want to save your life!!. BE WARNED.

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pretty young girls!!

Women are so difficult to accomodate.
At 18, they want handsome men.
At 25, they want matured men.
At 30, they want successful men.
At 40, they want established men.
At 50 ,they want faithful men.

Men are very simple.
At 18, they want pretty young girls.
At 25, they want pretty young girls.
At 30, they want pretty young girls.
At 40, they want pretty young girls.
At 50, they want pretty young girls.

*Even at 60,* they still want pretty young girls!!

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world war 3!!

Real man dont beat a wife/girlfriend. If you are strong enough just hide her makeup staffπŸ’‹πŸ’…πŸ™ŽπŸ’„
My bro thats when you will see and know that ladies can fight backπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Definitely world war 3!!!!!!

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Coffee shop

ZCC chicks are Hot
Jealous down
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Until One of them burps in the taxi…
Then the taxi starts smelling like a Coffee shop

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married Men,

What advice’s do you give your Girlfriend?
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Me: “Bae never date married Men,
they don’t get satisfied until they take ARVs”.

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sells curtains…

I was studying at this college in Pretoria, then we went home for school holidays, when we return to school we have found that place turned into Somalian store that sells curtains…

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Barcelona

Employed Beautiful Lady has one☝ Boyfriend.
β€’Β°β€’
Unemployed Pretty Lady has got a teamπŸ‘ that can challenge Barcelona

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burden

Black Tax was not a problem when it took you to school and raised you but now that you are working and have made it, It has suddenly become a burden?
I’m not quite sure how helping your own family becomes a burden especially if you were once helped too?

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nay le walk

Women are attracted to stupid shit like guys that can dance.πŸ•ΊπŸ½πŸ™„ How is that beneficial? Can he change a tyre?πŸ€” Is “nay le walk” gonna take you home?

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Cobra

When Your Friend Posts, ” All My Friends Are Snakes”
So You Just standing There wondering If O Mokopa Or Cobra

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Be Here Soon

AS i Was In Court Couple Minutes Ago …. The Magistrate Shouted ” Order, Order”
And I Resonded : ” Mae, Coke , Dinkilana Le Dikwae ” Then Boom Now They Locked Me In A Dark Room… Hopefully My Order will Be Here Soon