Punjabi Funny Status

gaur

ਛਿਪਕਲੀ ਕਦੇ ਵੀ ਚਲਦੇ ਹੋਏ
ਪੱਖੇ ਦੇ ਕੋਲ ਨਹੀ ਜਾਂਦੀ
ਅੱਜ ਸਾਰਾ ਦਿਨ ਬੈਡ ਉੱਤੇ
ਪਏ ਪਏ ਮੈਂ ਇਹੀ ਗੌਰ ਕੀਤਾ

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Hindi Funny Status

chipkali

👊🏻😡

*छिपकली 🦎 कभी भी चलते हुए पंखे के पास नही जाती*✋🏻😎

*आज दिन भर बिस्तर पर पड़े पड़े मैने यही गौर किया*☝🏻😜
😁😜😁😜😁😜😁😜😁😜😁

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Punjabi Funny Status

bhonko

ਦੋਸਤ : ਗੱਲ ਸੁਣ . . . . !

ਮੈਂ : ਭੋਂਕ . . . . . . . . . . !

ਦੋਸਤ : ਤਮੀਜ ਨਾਲ ਗੱਲ ਕਰ ਲਿਆ ਕਰ . . !

Me : ਭੌਂਕੋ ਜੀ . . . .

😂😂😂😂😂

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Hindi Funny Status

tameez

दोस्त : ओय सुन….!

Me: भोंक……….!

दोस्त : तमीज़ से बात कर लिया करो..!

Me: भोंकिये जी….

😂😂😂😂😂

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Punjabi Funny Status

nobel purskaar

ਇੱਕ Nobel ਪੁਰਸਕਾਰ ਉਸ ਕੁੜੀ ਨੂੰ ਵੀ ਦੇਣਾ ਚਾਹੀਦਾ ,
ਜਿਹੜੀ ਫੂਕ ਮਾਰ ਕੇ ਆਪਣੇ ਬਾਬੂ ਦੀ ਚੋਟ ਠੀਕ ਕਰ ਦਿੰਦੀ ਆ
😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Hindi Funny Status

nobel

एक Nobel पुरस्कार उस 👩🏻लड़की को भी देना चाहिये,

जो फूँक मार कर अपने बाबू की चोट को ठीक करे….😜😂😜😂😜

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Punjabi Funny Status

5 rupaye

ਮੈਂ 5 ਰੁਪਏ ਭਿਖਾਰੀ ਨੂੰ ਦਿੱਤੇ
ਭਿਖਾਰੀ – ਰੱਬ ਤੇਰਾ ਭਲਾ ਕਰੇ
ਮੈਂ – ਹੋਰ ?
ਭਿਖਾਰੀ – ਨੌਕਰੀ ਦੇਵੇ
ਮੈਂ – ਹੋਰ ?
ਭਿਖਾਰੀ – ਸੋਹਣੀ ਵਹੁਟੀ ਦੇਵੇ
ਮੈਂ – ਹੋਰ ?
ਭਿਖਾਰੀ – ਕੰਜਰਾ, ਆਹ ਚੱਕ ਆਪਣੇ
5 ਰੁਪਏ ਵਾਪਿਸ

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Punjabi Funny Status

rcb nu support

ਬੌਸ – ਸਾਨੂੰ ਕੋਈ ਏਦਾਂ ਦਾ ਕਰਮਚਾਰੀ ਚਾਹੀਦਾ
ਜਿਸਦਾ patience Level ਬਹੁਤ High ਹੋਵੇ
ਮੈਂ – ਸਰ, 10 ਸਾਲਾਂ ਤੋਂ RCB ਨੂੰ support ਕਰ ਰਿਹਾ ਹਾਂ
ਬੌਸ – ਭਰਾਵਾ salary ਕਿੰਨੀ ਲੈਣੀ ਆ ?

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Filipino Funny Status

got a bird

Isang araw nawala ang bird ng pari, dahil sa sobrang mahal niya ito nanawagan siya sa kanyang misa.
Pari : Anyone got a bird?
Lahat ng mga lalaki tumayo.
Pari : I mean, anyone seen a bird?
Lahat ng babae tumayo.
Pari : I mean anyone seen my bird?
Lahat ng madre tumayo

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Hindi Funny Status

sunday

एक आदमी रविवार को डॉक्टर के पास आता है

आदमी : डॉक्टर साहेब मेरी पत्नी मुझे कुछ समझती ही नही..

हर समय चिडचिड करती रहती है,
मेरी ज़रा भी नही सुनती..

क्या आप उसे शांत कर सकते है ?

डॉक्टर: अबे यह सब इतना आसान होता तो क्या मैं रविवार को दवाखाना खोल कर बैठा होता.

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English Funny Status

assignment

his is why I don’t like abbreviations.

My neighbour, a sexy lady, texted me :
*i need your dic fo my ass,,,,,*

*me:* I quickly replied “but I don’t have condoms”
*lady:*”what condoms? I said I need your *dictionary for my assignment*.”

Eishhh

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English Funny Status

Nothing beats experience

The farmer decided to change the old cock and bring in a young one that would take care of the many hens.
When the young cock arrived, and upon realising that he would lose his job and maybe end up a dinner, the old cock
approached the young one and said: “Look, I know I’m old and that’s the reason why our owner brought you here.

But can you leave two hens for me?”

“What’s that old cock! I’m going to keep all of them,” said the young one.
“Just two,” insisted the old cock.
“I’ve told you. They’re all mine!” replied the young cock.
“Alright then! Let’s do this,” says the old cock. “We bet on a race around the poultry house. If I win, I’ll keep two
hens. If I lose, all hens are yours.”
The young cock sizes up the old one and thinks that an old and ailing bird cannot win.
“Ok old cock, I agree,” he says.
The old cock looks at him and says: “Since my chances of winning are very small, let me have 5 metres advantage,” he asked.
The young cock does not even think twice about the request and agrees to the old cock’s conditions. The race starts and the young
cock shoots in chase of the old one. The old cock makes a tremendous effort to keep advantage, but is quickly losing ground.
The farmer sees the scene and takes his pellet-gun and shoots at the young cock. After killing him, he turns and says to his wife:
“I don’t understand! This is the fifth gay cock we bought this week. These gay birds have stopped chasing the hens and are now chasing an old
cock, can you believe it?”

*Nothing beats experience*

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Zulu Jokes

Angibonge

Yazi ukuposter ku social media akutsho ukuthi sekumele liphendule ngama comments only.
No.
You can send even impuphu, inyama, iRice, iAirtime, lokunye nje okudingekayo inyanga nxa iphakathi so.
Ohhhh sorry lemali layo ilungile lingayithumela.
Angibonge lapho.

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