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single one

Find the single one
๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ

Couldn’t find? Because is you

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SUGAR DADDY

THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS FROM CEO OF SUGAR DADDY

To let all girls know that all sugar Daddy are on strike ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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retired Indian Evil Spirit

Not every girl who puts a wig is beautiful
some look like retired Indian Evil Spirit*๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    Elma Estigoy : Love stories

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    finished

    No English distionary has able to explain the different between finished and complete
    When u marry a good wife u are complete and when u marry a wrong one u are finished but when ur wife catches u with another girl u are completely finished
    But when u marry a wife that like shopping u finished completely

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    Salary

    I don’t know why, Every School Has That One
    Teacher/Lecturer Who Dress Like They Don’t Earn
    Salary.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    refund

    She asked me credit,I replied “seriously I don’t have Now I could help you”
    She’s now asking if she can use her money,so I refund her back,am confused guys ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค”

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    Too much Horny

    Just imagine if we were all naked just like animals
    Guess what ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคญ
    Too much Horny
    ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค—

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    Adidas

    ๐Ÿ‘ง: Why does this Adidas have 4 lines!?๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘€

    ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ: 1 line Mahala For you my friend.

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    Rat

    I thought sleeping naked was fun until I was circumcised by a ๐Ÿ€Rat
    ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ™„

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    Taxi

    I took a Taxi ๐Ÿš•this morning to town๐Ÿ™ although I knew very๐Ÿ˜ฅ well that i don’t have money to pay . When we stopped at a robot I quickly got out of the taxi and fled away ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
    Unfortunately there was a police ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธofficer inside the taxi ,he got out and ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธchased me in my zigzag run I managed to get some distance but the police was catching up .he took out his gun and shouted Freeze !! I stopped running and raised my hand to surrender. The๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ police pointed his gun on me and say Bro Just keep on running so that I can keep on chasing you i also don’t have money to pay the taxi driver๐Ÿš•๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

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      Nancy : ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜Ž

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      stay positive

      I was chased out of the hospital coz I told a covid 19 patient to stay positive

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      stubborn wife

      Symptoms of a stubborn wife
      (1) natural hair
      (2)no make up
      (3)shoes size 9-11

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      my fellings for you

      Ex: hey i miss you,
      him: hi i can’t talk now I’m at a funeral,
      Ex: ooh I’m so sorry who passed away, ?
      him: my fellings for you

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      leave me alone

      Forex, Bitcoin, Binary traders please leave me alone
      I beg you in Jesus name leave me alone๐Ÿ™

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      must laugh

      The pain of eating at other people’s houses is
      that you must laugh
      even if their child take your meat ๐Ÿ–

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      Chicken

      I Wish I was a Chicken ๐Ÿ”
      No work, no school just Kokrokooo and rape.

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