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There are ten ways to avoid broken heart

There are ten ways to avoid broken heart
1. Never call her
2. Never ask for anything from him
3. Don’t be giving her all ur time
4. Work for money
5. If she ask u to meet her don’t go with money buh rather hide de money
6. Let her no u are rich buh very stingy
7. Always make her happy
8. Always advice her
9. Ask for sex in a polite way
9. Ask for her friends number

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mosquito man

You will think that you mean something big to a person until u go through their fonebook, and find ur name saved as mosquito man.

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joking with his wife

Husband: joking with his wife “your bum looks like a braai stand”πŸ™„
Wife: Gets offended 😑πŸ˜₯and goes to sleep πŸ›Œ
Hasband :politely …….Don’t you wanna make love today???!………..
wife:sorry love , I won’t light my braai stand for such a small piece of worsπŸ˜ͺπŸ™„

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Pizza

I’m that guy who can order a Debonairs Pizza
via some other people’s address then i wait
there by the corner and wait for drama πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ€”

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free of Charge

Dear sis Mpumeh,
I’m married for 9 years now. Every time my wife and I have a misunderstanding she demands transport money for her 3 brothers who stay in Kzn to come and beat me up here in Pretoria πŸ˜₯
After they’ve done beating me, I must still give them transport money back to Kzn…πŸ€”
What can I do please? I’m spending a lot. – Matome.
Sis Mpumeh:
β€œDear Matome, I completely sympathize with you.
I suggest you and your wife just move to Kzn to save costs and get beaten there free of Charge –
With love you🀞
Sis Dolly🀝

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Now Stay safe

In *Soweto * , one family’s door lock got damaged. They had to urgently attend some function in *Pretoria * …. Locking door was not possible. The family cleverly put a sticker notice on the door ” Covid 19 positive do not enter “, and went away.
After return, they found a new sticker notice in old sticker ‘s place,
“Sanitisation done, the house is emptied and Everything is cleaned. Now Stay safe”
πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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single

*Two minutes of kissing😘 and you are already breathing like a second hand Generator… And I wonder why you are single*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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