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refund

She asked me credit,I replied “seriously I don’t have Now I could help you”
She’s now asking if she can use her money,so I refund her back,am confused guys ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค”

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Too much Horny

Just imagine if we were all naked just like animals
Guess what ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคญ
Too much Horny
๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค—

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Adidas

๐Ÿ‘ง: Why does this Adidas have 4 lines!?๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘€

๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ: 1 line Mahala For you my friend.

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Rat

I thought sleeping naked was fun until I was circumcised by a ๐Ÿ€Rat
๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ™„

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Taxi

I took a Taxi ๐Ÿš•this morning to town๐Ÿ™ although I knew very๐Ÿ˜ฅ well that i don’t have money to pay . When we stopped at a robot I quickly got out of the taxi and fled away ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Unfortunately there was a police ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธofficer inside the taxi ,he got out and ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธchased me in my zigzag run I managed to get some distance but the police was catching up .he took out his gun and shouted Freeze !! I stopped running and raised my hand to surrender. The๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ police pointed his gun on me and say Bro Just keep on running so that I can keep on chasing you i also don’t have money to pay the taxi driver๐Ÿš•๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

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    Nancy : ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜Ž

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    stay positive

    I was chased out of the hospital coz I told a covid 19 patient to stay positive

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    stubborn wife

    Symptoms of a stubborn wife
    (1) natural hair
    (2)no make up
    (3)shoes size 9-11

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    my fellings for you

    Ex: hey i miss you,
    him: hi i can’t talk now I’m at a funeral,
    Ex: ooh I’m so sorry who passed away, ?
    him: my fellings for you

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    leave me alone

    Forex, Bitcoin, Binary traders please leave me alone
    I beg you in Jesus name leave me alone๐Ÿ™

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    must laugh

    The pain of eating at other people’s houses is
    that you must laugh
    even if their child take your meat ๐Ÿ–

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    Chicken

    I Wish I was a Chicken ๐Ÿ”
    No work, no school just Kokrokooo and rape.

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    pregnancy

    Some girls are like pregnancy
    you can’t hide them ๐Ÿคฃ

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    Real Madrid

    Cristiano left Real Madrid and you think
    your boyfriend wouldn’t leave you

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    people with Sinus

    Did you know that people with Sinus
    can communicate with pigs๐Ÿ™๐Ÿšถ

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    level 7 only

    ๐Ÿง’: May I please pass with level 7 only

    ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿฟ: Bring the principal underwear ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’

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    ancestors are with you

    ๐Ÿ™Žโ€โ™€๏ธ:Babe
    ๐Ÿง”:Yes Babe
    ๐Ÿ™Žโ€โ™€๏ธ: I am home alone ๐Ÿ˜‹
    ๐Ÿง”:Don’t worry your ancestors are with you ๐Ÿ˜

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