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door locked

Us men we don’t like being asked questions but there are two questions we like being asked

“Do you have condoms and Is the door locked “? ๐Ÿ˜œ

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than attack

Don’t cheat immediately after her cheated
wait for him to believe that you forgive him
than attack ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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another mother

the way my mom looks ๐Ÿ‘€at me
when I answer my phone๐Ÿ“ฑ at night๐ŸŒƒ
as if I’m cheating on her with another mother๐Ÿ™„

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I’m hair

Whoever needs help with English
I’m hair๐Ÿ˜”

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my parents

I would like to say thanks to Dad and mum
especially my parents

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turning on stove

When turning on stove
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looking for me

I’m done smoking๐ŸŒฟ weed. Last ๐ŸŒƒnight my friends and I were looking for me๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฅ

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