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MINI COOPER

This guy comes back 4rm da toilet, when a women says to him, “Hey, you have left your GARAGE door open”!” As the man is zipping his fly up, he says with a big smile,”Did you see my big black hummer?” The woman replies, “Nope just a MINI COOPER with two flat tires.”

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Nigerian movies

You cannot show us witchcraft for a good 2 hours only to tell me at the end “TO GOD BE THE GLORY”
I’m done with Nigerian movies

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doesn’t care

Stop checking your phone your crush doesn’t care about you

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forget your ex:

Three simple steps to forget your ex:

1-Block your ex
2-Add me
3-Text me

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when she left 💕

My favourite memory of my ex is when she left 💕

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leave you soon

Love your problems and they’ll leave you soon

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help your wife

Dads be like go help your mom..

BRO go help your wife

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