Sometimes I reduce my Sis’s phone brightness to Zero,
and tell her she needs $10 to buy a new screen bulb…
Madness is when u know its cold…
But u take out all ur clothes just 2 wear a condom
There is no girl who ferbs like a girl who stays with her grandmother…
No one takes their job
more serious than security guards
MOSA: My wife where are you?
WIFE: At home love.
MOSA: Are you sure?
WIFE: Yes.
MOSA: Turn on the radio.
WIFE: (turns Radio on)
sshhhhhhhhhhhhh h
MOSA: Ok my love goodbye.
Another day
MOSA: My wife where are you?
WIFE: At home love.
MOSA: Are you sure?
WIFE: Yes.
MOSA: Turn on the radio.
WIFE: (turns Radio on)
sshhhhhhhhhhhhh h
MOSA: Ok my love goodbye.
The next day, mosa decides to go home
without notice, and finds his son alone
and
he asked him son where is your
mother?
SON: I don’t know, she went out with
the
radio.
I told my doctor that I broke my arm into two places
then he told me to stop going to those places again!!!
A black child is not scared of going back to school…
.
He is afraid of bathing everyday
today’s relationships:
in start:
Late Night Calls,
Unlimited Texts.
.
after a while:
Sleepless Nights,
Unanswered Texts.
.
(How quickly things change)
* Serious Warning *
On 31st Of December Around 11:59PM Please Do not go Outside yo house otherwise you’ll come back next year .
Please tell everyone care For.
мєѕѕαgє: * ѕσмє тєχт мιѕѕιηg *
мєѕѕαgє: * ѕσмє тєχт мιѕѕιηg *
ѕєη∂єя: * ηαмє мιѕѕιηg * * ηυмвєя мιѕѕιηg *
ѕєηт: * ∂αтє мιѕѕιηg *
мιѕѕιηg υ α ℓσт тнαтѕ у єνєяутнιηg ιѕ мιѕѕιηg…. ♥
I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home.
Pointing a knife at me … He asked me “your money or your life!”
I told him I am Married… so I have no money and no life…
We hugged and cried together.
It was a beautiful moment.
Forget about electric shock , nothing shocks more than
touching your pocket and not feeling your phone.
A man was floating on a boat on the top ov the huge waves..All ov a sudden thee boat sank.Instead ov him drowning he stood on land again because he was acctually floating on a rubber boat in swimming pool
Bae: Boo l’m coming over
Bf : Can’t wait Bubu
Bae: With My friends
Bf : l said l can’t wait for you,
l’m going somwhere
Fact Of Girl & Boy- Every Girl Wants A Bad Boy Who Will B Good Just 4 Her, Nd Every Boy Wants A Good Girl Who Will B Bad Just 4 Him.
•Single
•Taken
•Complicated
•Hoeing/febing
I dont know what is best for me
