A King was about to go to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen), in the room & gave the keys to his best friend Thami and said: “If I
am not back within 4 days, open the room and she would be yours.”
He sat on his horse & hit the road. Half an hour later he noticed a dust cloud & sound behind him.
He stops & saw his friend Thami riding very fast towards him.
“What’s wrong ?” King asked.
Out of breath, Thami answered: “Hey King You Gave Me the wrong Key…!! ”
.
One word for him

Hello Ladies and Gentleman.
My name is Nyaa

I am a 30 year old
handsome,
hardworking,
GOD fearing young man,
a commited and successful
community psychology masters student,
and looking for a
cute,
hairy,
beautiful,
well structured
and young black goat
to buy for easter.

Thanks

Boss: Where were u born?
Frank: Malawi
Boss: ok, which part?
Frank: what do you mean by ’which part’? …
the Whole body was born in Malawi

Some People Have Only Dated One Person And Found Their Soulmates..And Then There’s Us Going Around Doing Auditions..

Koos comes home drunk and his wife is spitting mad and pushes him out of the house. She shouts to him that he is not coming inside when he is this state. Koos climbs into the dog kennel with the dog and falls asleep. The next evening he comes home again roaring drunk and the wife shoos him out of the house and again he climbs into the dog house with the dog. This goes on for 5 days in a row. The 6th evening, he comes home sober and the wife is very happy and allows him back in the house. The following evening Koos arrives home steaming drunk and the wife shoos him out of the house, so he starts to climb into the dog house when the dog bites him. Koos shouts at the dog “what was that for?” the dog replies…. “where were you last night?

Ladies .. instead of dating a guy who pays your Rent
why not date the Landlord himself??

After eating at your friend’s place….
How long do you have to stay before you leave
so it doesn’t look like you were only there for the food??

*2 villages decided to have a drinking competition.*

A week before the competition, Village A sent Muza to Village B to confirm if the competition will be held.

On arrival, the people of Village B brought 20Ltrs of their strongest ram brewed beer.

Muza asked if he could taste and he was permitted to.

Instead of just tasting, he finished the 20Ltrs at once, and said: *”This is ok….. Where is the main drink?”*

The King and the people of this village were all shocked because nobody had ever taken more than 5Ltrs of this beer and stood breathing!

Then they asked him, *”Are you among the competitors?”*

Muza said, *”Me? Nooooo! I didn’t qualify…”*

_Competition cancelled.

I don’t care how much I owe people .
On Payday, I go straight to KFC

Lord please test me with a few million rands
I want to see my true colors

How come does 60 seconds equal 1 minute
60 minutes equal 1 hour
But 60 hours is not equal to 1 day

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

When next you check your boyfriend’s texts.
Ignore his chats with girls, and check the ones with guys.
That’s where the truth is.
You can thank me later!

6 Reasons Why Indians Can’t Be Terrorist.

We Are Always Late And We Will Miss The Flight To Be Hijacked.

With Free Food And Drinks On Plane, We Will Forget Why We Are There.

We Will Fight Over Each Other For A Photograph With The Hostages.

We Can Not Keep A Secret. We’ll Tell Everyone A Week Before Doing It.

We Always Talk Loud & Bring Attention To Ourselves.

We’ll Postpone The Mission Because Of A Cricket Match.