A teacher asked her class
“What is sex?”
Johnny got up and said:
“Sex is a *temptation* ,
caused by a *sensation*
where a boy sticks his *location*
into a girl’s *destination*
to increase the *population*
of the next *generation* .
Did you get my *explanation* ?
Or do you need a *demonstration* ?
The teacher fainted
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Thami was sick😢 & went to the Doctor
.
Doctor: Do you practise for good health?
Thami: Yes, i play football regularly!
Doctor: How long do u play?
Thami: Until my phone mobile battery runs down
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Is there a support group for people who wake up on time but lay in bed until they’re late?
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If your Boyfriend is not spending Money
on you… It means he’s saving it to Marry
you.
Be patient Men are good people.
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Chicken 🐔 Licken Must Decide😑
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If They’re Feeding Us Meat Or Salt
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Don’t be a boring girlfriend,
sometimes you must take your boyfriend to the mortuary
to show him where he belongs if you find him cheating
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It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
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When you throw the trash out,
do you go outside later and check how it’s doing??
•°•
No! So stop stalking your ex.”
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No English distionary has able to explain the different between finished and complete
When u marry a good wife u are complete and when u marry a wrong one u are finished but when ur wife catches u with another girl u are completely finished
But when u marry a wife that like shopping u finished completely
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We are just a sad generation with happy pictures😭
Speak up young people!!!
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People Who Don’t View Other People’s Statuses On WhatsApp ,
Think They Made it in Life
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Why did the cat eat the cheese
because it thought it was the rat
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You should never trust a Man who neither drinks nor smokes…
because what he misses at the bend,
he gains at the roundabout.
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When a girl reject me I dont feel sad or depressed coz
I know my Bae is rejecting other guys the same way.
Reject them wena Bae
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2 tips for happy married life….._
– *Keep quiet when your Wife is talking.*
– *Don’t talk when your Wife is quiet.*
– _Husband Association._
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He is Not Your Man Unless His Mom Calls You
When She Can’t Reach Him….
For Now Keep Calm The Lord is Your Shepherd.
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