In a black household you can’t just leave, you have to cook or clean something in exchange for your absence. 🤣🤞🏽
I feel so sorry for women who get married to teachers..instead of finding money/coins in the pocket when washing their clothes.
They usually find chalk or list of Noise makers
Boy complains to his father: You
told me to put a potato in my
swimming trunks! You said it
would impress the girls at the
pool! But you forgot to mention
one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That the potato should go in
the front. 😂😂😂
Photographer: Principal my photos will cost R10 each child
Principal: Teachers please tell the students that photos are R20
Teachers: Kids 2morrow bring R30 for photos
Child: Mom the teacher said we must bring R50 for the photos
Mom:Daddy our kid needs R100 for the school photos…
And you expect corruption to end.!!!!
“African Education system has surprising outcomes.
The smartest students pass with 1st Class and get admissions to medical and engineering schools.
The 2nd Class students get MBAs and LLB’s to manage the First Class students.
The 3rd Class students enter politics, and rule both 1st and 2nd Class students.
The Failures join the army and control politicians who, if they are not happy with, they kick or kill them.
Best of all…..
those who did not attend any school, become prophets, and everybody follows them.”
I Wish I was a Chicken 🐔
No work, no school just Kokrokooo and rape.
This Valentine’s Day is taking so long 😢
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I just wanna give her this R7 Cup so she can be out of my Business
Your Boyfriend Is With You Because
He Couldn’t Get The Girl He Wanted!!!
Someone doesn’t even get angry in relationship
coz he/she doesn’t beg you
Ladies be 28+ competing with females
who are 19yrs for a nigga..! 😏
Just because she reads the Bible and post Bible qoutes on Facebook doesn’t mean she’s not a hoe😉
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She could be a holy hoe
What is the opposite of dominos???.
Think
Think
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It’s Domi doesn’t knows
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A boy Known as “TC” went to the police station 🚔🚓🚨 to report his stolen bicycle🚲.
TC : My bicycle🚲 is lost
Police : When did you notice it?
TC : This morning
Police : so do you suspect anyone?
TC : Yes,mom and dad
Police : Why you say that?
TC : Because last night i just heard my mom saying “make it stand well so that i can seat on it very well,then i i heard my dad saying “climb faster before it falls an mom said “push it very slowly an please don’t hurt me.
Winnie died at the age of 81 Mandela would be 100 years of age this year.
My point is when Winnie was 21 ,Nelson was 40
Ama blessers Didn’t start yesterday
Winnie dies at the age of 81 and Dali Mpofu is 56.
My point is when Winnie was 21 ,Dali was 5 yrs old
Ama Ben10 didn’t start yesterday
sometimes we reply because we opened the message by mistake
