I saved my Girl’s contact
with her real name on my
phone book but usually when i
pick her call i say “HI LOVE”….
.
So yesterday, i ran out of air time
while talking to her, so i had to
use my friend’s phone to call her
without he notice, when i dialed
her number on his phone, it
displayed “MY LOVE”. . . So i was
wondering how that
smartphone knew i was calling
her.
.
Samsung Smart phones are really smart shame!!!!

I’ve text most of the people on my phone asking what IDK means…
They all said I don’t know! Nobody knows. What does it mean guys?

You make her breakfast in bed and
she comes with it to the dining room
Some people just don’t get it!

Touching your pockets and not feeling
your phone shocks more than electricity..!

Women are like clothing shops.
You may like everything in Truworths
but the Question is can you afford it??

A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the air-planes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. “$20 each for 3 minutes,” replied the pilot. “That’s too much,” said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, “I’ll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you’ll have to pay $40.” The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, “I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man.” “Maybe so,” said the farmer, “But I got to tell you, I almost screamed when my wife fell out!”

FATHER AND SON
A man followed his son to his
school’s end of the year party.
He saw other pupils being
awarded gifts for their
performance. His son did not
collect any.
MAN: God! Why do you give me
this kind of son? Are these not
children too? At least, they belong
to a parent too. Who will not be
happy to see his child perform
well like this?
The son heard this and was sad.
When they end the program they
walked out and wait for an Taxi
or Bus, while others are going
directly to their different cars.
SON: God! Why have you given me
this kind of father? Are these not
someone’s father, too. Who will
his father have an Air Conditioned
Jeep and will not be happy? See,
see them as they are enjoying!
The man heard this and gave the
son a dirty slap
MAN: silly boy, , dont you know
that if you study hard now, you
will buy a Jeep too?
SON: Dad, that means you did not
study hard when you are young.
Thats why you dont have car..

Still dont understand people….! You will hear him/her saying ‘I’m leaving this satafrika’ while you dont have even taxi money to go to town😂😂😂😂😂😂

You are too ambitious

that moment when you just lost a fight.
And when u get home You start thinking about
all The kung fu moves
You Could done