“I was just checking on you….”
Means, “I love you” you fool, wake up!!!
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In A bus Today
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Conductor: Nice dress
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Lady: Thanks!
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Conductor: Nice earrings
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Lady: Thanks
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Conductor: Nice Lipstick
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Lady: wooow thanks
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Conductor: But still you are not looking beautiful
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Heineken=R20
Brick=R3
Someone is going to drink 8 rooms in December
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Reality Of Human Society
Cigarettes,
Lighters,
And Matchboxes,
Have Connected More People Than “Nokia” Has.
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You’re a gal👩I didn’t ask you to send me friend request, You sent it, I accept it, I greet👋 you, You hit me with seen 👀, I greet you again, You ignore me again, I block you❌❌❌
My Facebook is not a place of decoration, are we together gals?
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Teacher :Peter what is 1-1 ?
Peter:It can’t
Teacher:why ?
Peter :Because it’s twins ….
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i Hate How You Are Just Born Out Of No Where And Be Forced To Go To School And Get A Job 😠😡
What if i Wanted To Be A Duck ?
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Most guys will intentionally not put chairs in their rooms so that when a girl visits,she will have no other choice but to sit on the bed.These guys are called *Ministers of Strategic planning and Bedmatic affairs*
I just got fired for being their president
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Teacher : Name the 5 most corrupt
countries in Africa…
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Sya : Ghana, Kenya, Uganda, Somalia
and nigeria.
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Teacher : What about South Africa?
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Sya : When counting sinners, do you
include Satan?
:/
Have sweet dreamland
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Break up with me but in a few hours later I’ll be in a five months relationship
with another woman, no stress
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You are only 15 but your relationship Status is
“complicated” what happened
My daughter Did he steal your crayons?
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Kahle kahle when are we going to discuss KFC guys. Selling 2 wings and cutting them in half and saying its 4 wings!!!
Really?????😜😜😂😂😂😂😂
Day-light robbery and we need to match about this!!!
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If you ask her “How are you?”& she says “I’m not okay”
don’t ask her why? It’s a trap Just say:
“May God be with you” & drop your phone..!
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Some boys Being dumped by a girl you love and
you don’t know what to say to change her mind,
you end up saying stuff like..
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“Babe, I’m pregnant!
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Don’t invest my time loving any girl that is named “Natasha!”
😂
Because
if you read it from backwards it says “Ah Satan”
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So Bushiri is arrested for money laundry.
That’s stupid, how can you put money in washing machine.
I wonder if he used Omo or surf??? 🤔
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