Read:
Not all parties happy.
– Third Party😊
Not all positive beautiful.
– HIV positive 😀
Not all 13 luck.
– 13th month pay 😁
Not all green nutritious.
– phlegm 😂
Not all test hard.
– Urine Test😇
Not all of in clothing attracts.
– edema 😅
Not all with bags come in.
– Dora 😊
Not all breaks sad.
– semester break

Some guys are not romantic at all, if you see the way they pull off ladies pants before sex, you will think they are starting a generator!

My boss thinks I am a fool. 😢
Yesterday he sent me to buy 2kg of sugar but I only found 1kg at the shops so I didn’t buy.😌
I went back to the office & told him that they only had 1kg. Very pissed at me😡, he asked me why I didn’t use my brain and buy two 1kg packs to make a total of 2kg.😒
Today he sent me to buy a pair of Size 8 slippers but I only found Size 4. This time I used my brain and bought 2 😀pairs of Size 4 to make Size 8. I took them to him & he told me to wait outside.
I can see him typing.
I guess it’s a promotion letter

My friend walked in as I was taking out sausage from the fridge,
so I took everything out and started cleaning the fridge

I’ve got a problem that I don’t get angry and that makes me really angry

The word “Anniversary” comes from
“Annual” which is a year. so why do you all
love saying “happy 1 or 3 months
anniversary”?

I got into the betting room and said to the
people who were inside not to bet,why
guessing money go find proper job.
I was surprised to see myself in the
hospital.
The idiots almost killed me

I don’t know who needs to hear this but
“You’re not the main Chick..!”

When you are no longer in love with a guy
, the sound of his snoring irritates you ,
but when you are still in love with him you
will be tempted to record it and use as
your ringtone

Don’t get it twisted…
Ladies know EXACTLY what they want to eat.
They just don’t know your budget.

Slim girls who always go for jogging at dawn, what do you want to lose again…
Your life???😄