`THIS IS A KILLER“`🀄
This is how I stopped dating school girls:
She came to my place in a school uniform, looked into my eyes and said, “Sweetheart, I have missed my periods.” That’s when I fainted and woke up in a hospital. I overheard her telling the nurse that, “I didn’t know he cared so much about my school life, all I wanted to tell him was that, I had missed my periods for Maths and English, *(so that I could find time for him)*
but he fainted before I could finish.”
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*Teacher: what is Jomo Cosmos.?*
*Rainbow: a team that plays so well but has nothing to show for it.*
*Teacher: very good ; so give an example.*
*Rainbow: Kaizer Chiefs is a Jomo Cosmos
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Av been using water mixed with salt to drive away soldier ant in my room, since i don’t av money to buy otapia-pia. Instead of them to leave my room, the leader of d soldier ant told me to also add Maggi, so that d water will be more tasty
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M=mentally
A= admitted
T=teacher’s
H= haresing
A=student
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You can’t expect your child to have a bright future
while u had sex in the dark while making him
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Her: bbe where are you?
Me: I am at taxi rank waiting for the taxi.
Her: make it fast bbe I missed you.
Me: ohk bbe I’ll wait little bit faster.
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An uneducated girl will force to marry her because she knows that a marriage certificate is the only diploma she may ever hold
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When i go to a birthday party and the cake and drink doesnt reach me,
i will just remove generator wire.
did u think i came because you are growing older?
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Our generation never had babysitters our parents just told us to lock 🔒
the door n never open for anyone
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Girlfriend : babe why do you accept these ladies when they propose you?? Am i not enough for you??
Me : when someone offer you money do you decline it because you have salary?? 🤔🤔
To cut the story short I’m single now
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[Touching story]👌
One day a boy touched a girl’s hand. The following day the girl touched the boy’s hand.
•°•°•°•
What a touching story..!
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A wife to her husband: “Honey, what are you doing?”
“Im reading our marriage certificate.”
“What for?”
“Im looking for the expiry date…
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DON’T FORGET YOUR DECEMBER SALARY HAS TO LAST YOU
FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS OF JANUARY……
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A man happily updated his status on facebook ‘Thank you God😍😍…..i have just got my salary’ 10 minutes later he was so sad😐😏 and down😪….!
Do you know why…….???
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His landlord liked his status
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Your ex is on fire what would you use to stop the fire?
Me: petrol
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When your mom tells every visitor that you’re going to be a
successful Engineer
because you changed the light bulb
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