With Your Bank Account Balance Right Now,
Where Can You Travel To?

Me: Have a nice day

Her: Don’t tell me what to do

Ladies, if your man does not give you time i am here to give it to you.
Now its 22:15 pm.

If I impregnate a girl and She dumps me,
when She Gives birth…
Is the baby Also my Ex?

MTN is not joking nowadays. When you don’t have airtime or data,
they’ll deduct your battery.

A rabbit entered a shop and asked:*
“Do you have Carrots ?”.
*They said no we don’t have.*
*The following day he asked again:*
_”Do you have Carrots ?”_
*They replied:*
_” We said we don’t have carrots, if u come
back again asking we gona screw a nail in
ur head wit a hammer”._
*The third day he came again and Asked*
“Do you have a Hammer?_
*They said NO.*
*He said:*
_”What about nails?_
*They said NO.*
*Then he said:*
_”Do you have Carrots?”_
*Don’t let dem scare you! They got
nothing…,.*
*Just pursue your dreams. Be persistent and
persevere.

Proof of God’s hand working,
is when the wind blows
a Girl’s skirt up, and the same wind
blows dust into your eyes. And u end
up seeing nothing.

When it comes to food some girls forget
that they are females

Judge : silent in court you’re making a lot of noise the next person who shouts will be thrown outside the courtroom
Wreezy: ( prisoner) hurrray maweyoweeee hehehehehehe Helele
Judge : you’re not going anywhere

Earthquake in Japan for three days but electricity still on but
In South Africa just two birds fighting on the pole,
boom electricity gone