Stop saying that another man’s food is another man’s poison. …….
can u please take your poison in peace. ..
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Mom: Go Wash The Dishes
Me: WTF
Mom: Excuse Me
Me: Where’s The Fatuku
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Wedding Day Confession”
Hubby: My dear, I Slept With Many Pro*titutes!
Wife: l Said it! Your Face Looks Familiar!
Husband Fainted!
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knock knock.Who’s there? Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind,its pointless.
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*Ladies, If you play your man like a football,
another woman will catch him like a goalkeeper,
you will regret watching the highlights*
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TEACHER: TODAY’S TOPIC IS NUTRITION.
.
TEACHER : What is Nutrition class?
TUMELO: Nutrition is our topic today
TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
TUMELO: By staying at home .
TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your
language?
TUMELO: We don’t call them, they come on their own.
(teacher faint)
TEACHER : Name the nation people hate most
TUMELO: Exami-nation (teacher fainted)
TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free.
what tense
is that??
TUMELO: Future impossible tense
TEACHER : What do we call a small Lizard in
English??
TUMELO: Lizzy baby (Teacher faint)
TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Write and begin with Mangoes)
TUMELO: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.
TEACHER: What do we call a male duck in English??
TUMELO: Mr Duck
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A teacher told his class that 2X + 2X= 4😐
Rich got up and said: “It’s a lie!!!”😑
The teacher got angry😠 and said: “I have been teaching for past five years, so i know what I’m saying!!!”😟😞
Rich also said: “I have also been in this class for seven years now!!
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Is it in inside already?
Yes, it is!
Are you feeling pains?
Yes!
Should I remove it?
No!
So, do you like it?
Yes, I love it!
Those shoe sellers and their lengthy questions. 🤦🤦🤦
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1k airtime for anyone who can spell the sound made when a bottle of Coke is opened?…I’m serious
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Madness is when u know its cold…
But u take out all ur clothes just 2 wear a condom
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Being famous on social media is like being rich on monopoly,
its not real calm down..!
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Math Jokes Aren’t Funny 😒
.
Nothing About Math Is Funny, Math Is A Sin
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Wife to her husband text*:
“Big head, you haven’t called me since morning…Are you the only one working in that office? Smh! Fine, continue…”
Side Chic text:
“Babes, you haven’t called today, I guess you’ve been busy with work. I hope you’ve had time to eat something at least. Don’t overwork yourself my love. I will call you later.
I Love you!”
Now do the mathematics yourself, it’s not juju they use in snatching your husbands , is it?
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Everyone has an annoying friend.
If you don’t have one, it’s probably you
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Dear “Future Brides” Lobola was never meant to enrich your parents and especially your uncles who don’t even know your birthday. If you don’t speak up for your man you will enter a marriage full of loans and debt caused by your own family. Fight for your marriage..!
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She Was My Crush Until She Posted, “I’m
Cooking Pastor, Soap And Miss Meat for
launch then
Rise and Bins for sleep “
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