imagine paying R600 crecher fee and you
hear your kid saying “my name is four
years old”
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imagine paying R600 crecher fee and you
hear your kid saying “my name is four
years old”
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If you didn’t smoke WEED
before it was Legalised,
Please don’t start now because you weren’t there when we fought for freedom
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Who Else Says “Let Me Tell The Truth”
And Lie Even Worse
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Most guys are single because they refuse to answer this question;
“How did you get my number?”
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Dear baby mama
You are allowed to call your baby dad at 03:00 am
and tell him his baby is dreaming
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A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, “Bow-wow!” The cat ran away. “What was that, Father?” asked Baby Mouse. “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.”
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Guys I’m feeling a bit upset right now, i have stress maybe I can be okay so can you please do me a favour just leave the group .I need some time alone .
Thanks In Advance.
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Xhosa and Zulu people don’t care what they did,
all they wanna know is who told you…!!
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This message can’t be viewed because
you are using a cheap cellphone…
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My girlfriend asked me to pass her a lipstick
but I accidentally gave her a glue stick.
She still isn’t talking to me
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Girl : Baby can you speak Italian? Because you always watching their soccer.
Boy : Yeah I understand everything
Girl : mmmmmmmm can you speak a little so that I can hear you.
Boy : Neymer totti messi ancelotti pierro maldin di natale konti…
Girl : WOW and what does that mean?
Boy : In all the days, as long as Im breathing, you will remain in my heart.
Girl : Thank you Babe, I love you so much my guardian angel.
Boy : Balotelli
Girl : Whoa and what does that one mean???

Boy : I love you too…

Girl : Awwwwww..

oh how sweet..
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That Awkward Moment When U Slowly Put Dirty Dish Into Sink
While Ur Aunt Is Washing Dishes.
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If your BAE wants your Facebook password don’t hesitate to give them.
They will probably find what they’re looking for
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CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK ,
EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID ,
EXCEPT YOU!
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If You ListenClosely To A XHOSA Lady Laughing
,
You’ll Hear “I just want your money” in-between her laughter..!
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I miss being at school, laughing at people who can’t read..!
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