Sometimes whenever i hit the “like button”
it doesn’t mean i like the post, i just like to
hear the sound: **WHOOPA**
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Once An Indian And An American Both Were Friends.
They Both Went Into A Chocolate Store.
Everybody Is Busy In The Store So American Steal 3 Chocolates And Put Those In The Pocket.
Both Came Out From The Store Then American Said: “Man, I’m The Best Thief Ever, I Stole 3 Chocolates And No One Saw Me, You Can’t Beat That.”
Indian Replied: “This Is Nothing, You Wanna See Something Better, Lets Go Back To The Shop And I Will Show You Real Stealing.”
So They Went To The Counter And Indian Said To The Shop Boy: “Do You Wanna See Magic?”
Shop Boy Replied: “Yes, Of Course.”
Indian Said: “Give Me One Chocolate Bar.”
Shop Boy Gave Him One, And He Ate It.
Indian Asked For The Second, And He Ate That As Well.
Indian Asked For The Third, And Finished That One Too.
The Shop Boy Asked: “But Where Is The Magic?”
Indian Replied: “Check In My Friends Pocket, And You’ll Find Them.”
You Can’t Beat An Indian.
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Women: Communication is key
Men : what’s wrong?
Women : Nothing. Goodnight
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Every problem comes with a solution,
if it does not have any solution! Its a woman
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Girls have this tendency of slapping guys when
they are mad Never try that white movie thing on
me I will hospitalize you
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When I’m on my deathbed,
I want my final words to be
“I left one million dollars in the
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“Send Me Money💰/Airtime📲” is where a Guy loses 80% of Interest in a Girl..! 🙄
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JOKE OF THE DAY
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Wife sent a message to her husband 📩 Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Priscilla says hi 🙋 to you “.
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Husband : Who is Priscilla 🤔?
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Wife : Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message
😃😂😋😉
Twist in the tale…..
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Husband : But I’m with Priscilla right now , so which Priscilla are you talking about?
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Wife : Where are you….?😡😡😡
Husband: Near the vegetable market😎
Wife : Wait I’m coming there right now …!
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After 10 minutes she texts her husband “Where are you”?
Husband:”I’m at office. Now that u’r at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need 🍉
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Real man dont beat a wife/girlfriend. If you are strong enough just hide her makeup staff💋💅🙎💄
My bro thats when you will see and know that ladies can fight back😂😂😂
Definitely world war 3!!!!!!
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Xolie was taking a nap on
Valentine’s Day afternoon.
After she awoke, she told her husband, (Nyaa)
“I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for
Valentine’s Day! What do you think it
means?”
“You’ll know tonight,”
Nyaa said.
That evening, Nyaa came home with a
small package for her. Thrilled, she
opened it and found a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
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Xhosa parents would want you to sit on their lap
even when you’re 18 years
just to avoid paying your fare in a taxi
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You’re in taxi and a person next to you has your bae as a wallpaper.
What would you do ?
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From today onwards we give fat people wrong direction
so they can get to exercise
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If he comes back from work & sits outside for a while.
Sister he’s deleting the messages.
Hurry up & catch him
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Gents if you want a girlfriend try those girls
who are always sharing posts…
Most of them are lonely
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She cant cook, clean, iron or wash…the only thing she knows is to be on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram 24/7…and she wants you to marry her.
My brother, her lobolla payment should be : 1gb data bundle, 10 likes and 5 comments
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