*Africans are difficult to understand*
I tried several times to warn passersby not to urinate at the corner of my wall fence but they never stopped. I decided to write on the wall: *ANYONE FOUND URINATING HERE WILL BE PROSECUTED*, but the vice continued more. Then I decided to write: *PLEASE URINATE HERE WE NEED HUMAN URINE FOR RITUALS*.
This time not only have they stopped urinating on the wall but have abandoned the footpath as well.
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If you think your man doesn’t know maths
tell him you’re pregnant my sister
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Some of you, if we wipe your make up,
you are going straight back to 2009.
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I’ve never heard Gays saying “Men are
trash ”
.
Ladies are lying Shem
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That embarrassing moment when you realize that
person wasn’t waving at you…😥
•°•
Eix!
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“I’m not on Facebook for dating”,
says an ugly girl. As if she has a choice!
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In 2020 we date our cousins we are tired of being hurt by strangers
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Last Night i dreamt Eating Noddles Now I can’t find My Earphones
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After i Give Advice , i Always End My Sentence With
“i Don’t Know Though” ..
So That You Can Never Say i Ruined Your Life
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When the relationship is in ICU
.
Her – I love you.
.
Him – My data is finished, I’ll respond you tomorrow
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When a Boyfriend goes to University there is still hope,But when a Girlfriend goes !! My Brother its Over
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I swear some people say ” YELLOW ” When they answer their
Cell Phones
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table
in a cafeteria at a MENTAL HOSPITAL.
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HER: kenny i wish to Meat you 1day..
ME : white meat or red meat.?
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Medical Self Care Tips to all my friends who take alcohol this Xmas.
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure : Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward…
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You’re lying on the floor.
Cure : Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause : you are looking through an empty glass.
Cure : Quickly refill your glass!
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause : You’re being dragged away.
Cure : At least ask where they’re taking you!
5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it
Cure : Stop making a fool of yourself, position your glass correctly
6. Symptom : Your wife and all your kids are looking funny.
Cause : You’re in the wrong house.
Cure : Ask if they can point you to your house.
7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You’re in an ambulance.
Cure : Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job
ISSUED IN PUBLIC INTEREST
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Being a first born is not easy….
Automatically u become a deputy parent
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