Some people will say Africa is not united, our countries went to the world cup together and came back together. So which unity is more than that???

6 Reasons Why Indians Can’t Be Terrorist.

We Are Always Late And We Will Miss The Flight To Be Hijacked.

With Free Food And Drinks On Plane, We Will Forget Why We Are There.

We Will Fight Over Each Other For A Photograph With The Hostages.

We Can Not Keep A Secret. We’ll Tell Everyone A Week Before Doing It.

We Always Talk Loud & Bring Attention To Ourselves.

We’ll Postpone The Mission Because Of A Cricket Match.

Why boys walk fast and girl speak more?
Because boys have one extra leg and girls
have one extra mouth.

When i go to a birthday party and the cake and drink doesnt reach me,
i will just remove generator wire.
did u think i came because you are growing older?

If none of your relationships worked out,
maybe you need to take a break from dating &
try being a hoe for a while…. see how that goes.”

Whoever cooked the food I ate in my dream,
please try to reduce salt n pepper next time
Thank you

Are you single guys?
If so, go to Moria and say ” anytime is tea time ” right in front of girls

If you share this post,
Your crush will send you a message

When you thought you’ve seen it all.
Waiter : would you like to eat something sir?
Him Nah thanks.
Waiter : And you Madam?
Her : Bring two Nah thanks and water pls

Teacher : class give me name of any City you know
John : Cape town city
Teacher : very good..anyone else?
David. : New York City
Teacher : nice…Rainbow your turn
Rainbow: Electricity
Teacher : what ?
Rainbow : joking ma’am Rythem City.

I Don’t Care if You Wrote “Taken” On Your
Bio.
I’m inboxing You Because i Also Love
That Movie

Signs of a cheater:
When their phone has these emojis as constantly used:

but his chats are all empty and you did not recieve these emojis from him.
Wake up.

Break ups must be the worst in China,
you’ll see her face everywhere

Oh I miss Kam Yung Hoe

When you think about it, you don’t really wash your hands,
they just wash each other and you just stand there looking at them
like some kind of supervisor

Girls Imagine me as your boyfriend,
in fact I can never be your boyfriend but just imagine