I CALL my girl in front of the GATE so now she
is COLLGATE
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Only a married woman can handle his husband
when broke
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Ladies when your parents weren’t able to give you money.
Did u leave them?
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Who do you think is the LAZIEST inventor of all times..
It-s the guy who invented the SNOOZE in an alarm
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A researcher from the University of Oxford discovered that a woman speaks out 7000 words a day whilst a man speaks out 2000 words. So, if your wife starts shouting at yu just keep quiet, she is aiming to reach her daily word target.
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As I Was Helping Mommy With The House Spring Cleaning I Found My Uncle’s SIM card and My Uncle Die Two Years Ago So I Was Thinking Of Sending A Massage To His Girlfriend And Say ” Guess Who’s Back”
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Ronnie : “doctor, my girl has a tendency of talking in her sleep,
what i should i give her?
–
Doctor : “just give her an opportunity to talk when she is awake?”
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When you never go to Bathroom after you sleep in your bed
you can dream about toilet then before you pee in your bed it might mistake! Lol
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Boy Friend: “Babe, What Are You Doing?”
Girl Friend: “Nothing, Tired Just Going To Sleep Now Honey, What About You Sweetheart?“
Boy Friend: “In The Club, Standing Behind You Honey.“
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That Awkward Moment When Bea Uploads
A Photo Cover On Facebook
So You See People Reaction On It “❤️”
.
Then You Also React “❤️”……
But You Are On Free Mode
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Let your Man go out there with friends and
enjoy without you calling him 100 times,
its annoying not cute!
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Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits
but ultimately she is a MOTHER
and we should respect her.
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A rapist entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife’s ear and went to the bathroom… The husband said to the wife “satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong. I love u” Wife said “he didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear dat he is gay, he needs vaseline and I told him it’s in the bathroom. So be strong, I love u too….
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Who else grew up knowing that
satan lives underground
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A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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One day a student was in the class he stood up and asked is teacher
may I go to the washroom so the teacher said
first tell the alphabets he started ”
a ,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,k,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z”
the teacher asked where is p ?
so he said down my knees.
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