If you’re ugly you’re ugly don’t tell us about inner beauty.

Have you ever seen short people saying we have inner height

You studied
Economics but u can’t
see your boyfriend
loosing interest in you

Girlfriend:Can I have your pic.
Me:Check my profile pic.
Girlfriend:There’s a car.
Me:Open the car u will see me sitting in the car.

DON’T VISIT VERY RICH RELATIVES OR FRIENDS

I went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached me and asked.*
MAID: What would u like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon Tea, Indian Tea, Herbal Tea, Kericho Gold Tea, Bush Tea or Green Tea?
ME: Ceylon Tea pls.
MAID: How do U want it, black or white?
ME: White….
MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.
MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
ME: Cow’s milk.
MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: Uhm, lemme go with d freezeland cow.
MAID: Would U like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar.
MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: Aiyo! forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water…
MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: Mineral water.
MAID: Flavored or non flavored?
ME: Infact, get me an empty glass!
MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: Free me, I will swallow my spit…”

Some boys Being dumped by a girl you love and
you don’t know what to say to change her mind,
you end up saying stuff like..
.
“Babe, I’m pregnant!

I used to say” when I grow up I want to have beautiful kids”
until my mother said “i used to say the same thing but look at you”

Her: bbe borrow me your phone.
.
.
Me: if you want to dump me just do straight
don’t come with angles please.

When you throw the trash out,
do you go outside later and check how it’s doing??
•°•
No! So stop stalking your ex.”

Dear Person reading this Post
.
Stop checking your Ex photos
.
It’s Over it’s Over

In a white guy’s car
Black :driver decrease me here
White : What😮
Black :leave me alone
White : I don’t understand
Black :Put me down bathong eh
White :😨😨🙆
Black :hey I know my placing home , you are increasing me mos

Asking someone to drive your sports car is just like
asking someone to kiss your girlfriend..