Top 10 Female rejection lines.
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1. I think of you as a brother.
Translation: You give me the creeps.
2. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: I may as well be dating my dad.
3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
Translation: I don’t want to be seen in
public with a dork like you.
4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: I’m busy seeing other guys.
Who are you again?
5. I’ve got a boyfriend.
Translation: I’d rather be with my male cat
and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.
6. I don’t date men where I work.
Translation: I wouldn’t date you if you were
in the same solar system, much less the
same building.
7. It’s not you, it’s me.
Translation: It’s you.
8. I’m concentrating on my career.
Translation: Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job
is better than dating you.
9. I’m saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: I’ve sworn off men like you.
10. Let’s be friends.
Translation: I want you to stay around so I
can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I
meet and go out with. I appreciate the male
perspective.
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Top 10 Male rejection lines.
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1. I think of you as a sister.
Translation: You’re ugly.
2. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: You’re ugly.
3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
Translation: You’re ugly.
4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: You’re ugly.
5. I’ve got a girlfriend.
Translation: You’re ugly.
6. I don’t date women where I work.
Translation: You’re ugly.
7. It’s not you, it’s me.
Translation: You’re ugly.
8. I’m concentrating on my career.
Translation: You’re ugly.
9. I’m saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: You’re ugly.
10. Let’s be friends.
Translation: You’re totally ugly.

POLITE REMINDER

Anyone who wants to have a baby in 2018 tonight is the last night

Best Regards

The Japanese are obsessed with quality
and safety.
A safety warning notice for female
workers in a Japanese factory reads as
follows:
*If your skirt is long,*
*stay away from the Engines.*
*And If it is short,*
*stay away from the Engineers.*

Sometimes you don’t need a goal in life,
you don’t need to know the big picture.
you just need to know what you’re going to do next!

Sometimes I fail to approach some girls because of their facial expression.
Some look like they’ve Already broken up with you

Do u remember those awkward days at school?

1.When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem but u already answered it

2.When another students asks for a graph paper bt u are finished and didn’t see anywhere it was required

3.When the invigilator says skip question 6 we wll fix it later but it was the question u enjoyed the most

4.When question 1.5 says use answer of 1.4 to answer this question but you didn’t know the answer of 1.4

5.When ppl are using rulers and u are wondering whats going on

6.When u hear ur friends arguing after exams whether the answer was 35.5%or 36% but ur answer was 25000……

Cristiano left Real Madrid and you think
your boyfriend wouldn’t leave you

My mum is preparing stew with her hen
that has slept with almost all the cocks In our area ,
as for me ,
i won’t eat that Prostitute

Two things that comes into a lady’s mind when visiting a guy.
1 I will not open my legs for him
2 let me just shave incase.

The guy who taught men that putting one’s tongue
in a woman’s ear is romantic
must be found and put to jail for life.

Marrying a lady aged above 30yrs old is like buying a newspaper in the evening!

English is so f***ed up
how can you drink a drink
But you can’t food a food