I really Enjoy Looking at someone cool n dashing..
But when I get Tired.. I put the mirror down!!

A man who knows what he want will never date 2 girls….
He will date atleast 4 to 7 girls😂😂😂

😂🙌Febing at its best…!!!!!!

The Government Must Provide Us With “Relationship Accident Fund”..Relationship Are Showing Us Flames

My Teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said said ”
At the end of this ruler there’s an idiot!””

I got detection after asking which end

People like writing TV because they can’t spell TellHerVison

Ladies will tell you that
their man is not good in bed.
Sister, please try doing it on the floor.
You might get it right

Examining a female patient brutally beaten by her husband, Doctor tells her: “Your heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.”
The woman immediately starts taking off her skirt and underwear.
The doctor shocked said: “No! No! Please! Put on your clothes! Just show me your tongue!”

A man who cries over a woman doesn’t know
where alcohol is sold!
-African proverb

Dating A Zulu Girl Is Amazing. I Spoke So Much English In My Previous Relationships. Sometimes I’d Wake Up Thinking I’m A-Reece

” so many likes the dp of other women because, cleavage is shown. Try your cleavage too, I’m sure more likes. It’s always because it’s cleavage.”

One day, three girls went swimming in a nearby dam. They undressed and went on with their business.
Twenty minutes later,Skebhe came and stood next to where they left their clothes.
The girls said, “what you doing here, if You are here to see our private part you wasting your time, because we won’t come out until you leave
Skebhe replied, Im here to warn you fools, before the crocodile bite you all
The girls jumped out of the water!
Skebhe : yah Bosso who’s watching your private parts now, you idiots