The way l am so good at sleeping😴
I can even do it with my eyes closed

Dear: Bae 😝😘💏🔐
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You Can’t Just Dump Me😂 I Won’t Believe You. So I Want The Following Things:
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•3 Months Notice Before We Breakup 😉
•Police Affidavit 😊
•2 Pages Yama Reasons😍
•59 Minutes Ya Voice Note Stating Why You Dumping Me. 🔒💏
•Both Parents ID Copies
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•Your Parents Permission Letter 😘
• Lastly You Have To Slaughter Atleast Two Fat Cows For My Ancestors And The gods, To apologize For Hurting My Feelings 😍😜

Little Jack was filling a hole in the garden when his neighbour looked over the fence and asked, “What are you doing here, son?” “I’ve just buried my goldfish; it died” replied Little Jack tearfully. “That is a mighty large hole you dug for a goldfish” said the neighbour.Patting down the last bit of earth, Little Jack said, “That’s because my goldfish is inside your stupid cat !”

My doctor told me i have 7 months to live because of cancer,
i killed that Doctor and Judge gave me 20 years..

My Ex girlfriend just liked a page of a traditional healer (Bring back lost lovers and control them with a remote control)
Please pray for me…

Her : Bbe Can I Saw You Today?
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Me : It’s either you leave me or you leave English

Dear Ladies 👧

If your boyfriend doesn’t have your time ✋

You can take mine 👉 It’s now 20:43

For those asking me hore how is 2019 pls stop,
am also new here only 4 days

Some girls they will spend the whole time
in a relationship trying to catch a nigga
cheating instead of being happy..!!

Boknoy caught boknoy sleeping in the middle of his class.
Teacher: Boknoy! (shout)
Boknoy: (awakened) ah yes, ma’am?
Teacher: why are you sleeping?
Boknoy: Ah, eh. Because Ma’am.
Teacher: because what?
Boknoy: your voice is very delicious, ma’am. You are like an angel to go down to heaven to sing us. That’s why I fell asleep.
Teacher: so why others don’t sleep?
Boknoy: because they are not listening to you, ma’am.

where are some minutes?”
it’s asking a calculator you’re dating. 😐

YOH I WANNA STOP CHEATING😒✋
AND FOCUS ON MY 3 GIRLFRIENDS

I paid R4000 entrance fee at the zoo
but they don’t allow me to hug a Lion

Slay Queens be like: I don’t own anyone a perfect English
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Let’s begin to start

Nothing raises a man’s blood pressure than
a side chick refusing to take morning after pills