Have you unfollowed certain people on social media and realized how much better your life is without seeing what they’re up to?

just Imagine being a lesbian you wait the whole week
for your partner to finish her periods
When she finish you start yours

i Just Met A Lady Who’s Name is “Nomshado” And i Am Asking Myself What Was Going Through Her Parents’s Minds When They Named Her

Dear “Future Brides” Lobola was never meant to enrich your parents and especially your uncles who don’t even know your birthday. If you don’t speak up for your man you will enter a marriage full of loans and debt caused by your own family. Fight for your marriage..!

I hate men who ask a lady from a group to hit their inbox😒😒,,Ladies if you also hate this kind of men please inbox me and let discuss what to do about those men

Men don’t print Airtime.
If he doesn’t call you, call him. Trust me you won’t die!

Ladies
What is the use of wearing G string👙 if you are not assically gifted🙅
What are you dividing actually??????? Bones?????

Morning skinny girls who wear G-strings😂😂😂😂😂😂…..
Fat ones your turn is loading…….

I put my grandmother’s phone on vibration,
and I told her that she need to buy
new ring tones,
now I have R250 with me just to buy her new ring tones.

When you thought you’ve seen it all.
Waiter : would you like to eat something sir?
Him Nah thanks.
Waiter : And you Madam?
Her : Bring two Nah thanks and water pls

*Girl*_ : _I’m leaving you coz you focus too much on football 😤😤
_*Boy*_ : are you leaving on loan or full transfer ?

Newtons Laws On Love – Worth Mentioned

Universal Law: “Love Can Never Be Created Nor Be Destroyed, It Can Be Transfer Only From One GF To Other”

1st Law: “A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love Until Any External Agent (Her Bro, Her Father) Comes Into Play & Breaks The Leg Of Boy”

2nd Law: “The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards Boy Is Directly Proportional Toinstantaneous Bank Balance Of Boy And Discretion Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Dicrement In Bank Balance”

3rd Law: “The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal & Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping”