DRAGON BALLZ Are The Only Cartoons That Taught Me
How To Be Patient ☺😊 ,
i Remember Waiting 2 Months For GOKUU To Kill FREEZER!!…
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Ever realized that your brain speaks perfect English, but your mouth is the one that rounds it to the nearest Nonsense?
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Ladies, When You Reject A Guy Stop Saying ”
But We Can Still Be Friends” Its Bad Manners
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iPhone users.
How many ringtones does the iPhone has?
Why the same ringtone all of you?
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Imagine Being Killed By A Disease 😓
That You Can’t Even Pronounce It Name
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A boy touched his girl friend..
Girl said – touch me..all dat only after marriage..
boy said; ok .
call me after your marriage!
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A Wedding in America
Invitation: 60 people
Present: 58 people
Cars at the parking lot: 30
Things missing at the end: 0
A Wedding somewhere in Africa
Invitation: 100 people
Present: 1200 people
Cars at the parking: 5 cars and 6 buses
Things missing at the end: 700 teaspons, 200 plates, flowers, someone’s girlfriend, the bride’s father and the ring
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Wife – *I am Going out for 2 hours.
Do you want anything.*
Husband – *No, That’s enough.
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I swear some people say ” YELLOW ” When they answer their
Cell Phones
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My gf caught me kissing her sister💏…..
She is now boiling water💦🍵…
I think she’s making tea for us
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A priest and a nun were riding a camel through the desert and the camel passed out and died. Since the priest and the nun had no way to travel they knew they were going to die. The priest asked the nun, “Since we are going to die anyway is there anything I can do for you?”
The nun replied, “Well… I’ve never seen a naked man before.” The priest being the kind man that he was took all of his clothes off.
Pointing at the priest’s penis, the nun asked, “What is that?”
The priest said,”It is my penis.”
“What does it do?” Asked the nun.
“It brings forth life.” said the priest.
Then the nun said, ” Well stick that on up in the camel and let’s get outta here!”
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Please borrow me R 300
my brother swallowed a memory card and
we can’t sleep because he is singing the songs
from the memory card 😂🤣😅
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Two friends were walking through a jungle. They saw a hungry tiger.
The other friend started tightening his shoe laces, getting ready to run.
The other one asked,
“Do you really think you can run faster than the tiger?”
He replied,
“I don’t have to run faster than the tiger; I just have to run faster than you!!”
That’s today’s mentality…
Choose your friends wisely.
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An African woman married a Chinese man and had a child…
Two months later the child passed away😢
At the funeral house, the African woman kept crying and saying: “I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT!!!..”😭
A family member pulled her aside and asked: “what did u know?”😨
She replied: “That Chinese Products don’t LAST LONG!!!”
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What If the guy who sends seasons to earth e-mailed winter twice this year because he thought the first one didn’t go through?
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I hate liking someone thinking am in control
kanshi am being played n am the joke in the love game…
it sucks
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