Some of the relationships are just lessons
don’t take them serious..!

When I’m alone I speak to myself
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Ngeke ngibhoreke ngikhona

If she blocks,unblock,block unblock you.
My brother marry that psycho she really loves you

If you help a lady when in trouble
she will definitely remember you
when in trouble again

I need a girlfriend
who works at the radio station
even when she says”Love I’m at work”
I just turn on the radio,just to be sure

My English is perfect when I’m speaking it silently but once I open my mouth… I didn’t could

Three fastest forms of communications:

1. telephone.
2. television.
3. tell-a-woman.

If you want it even faster, tell her not to tell anyone.

Some Girls will Be like “There is no Job in SA” wen their
make Up alone shows that they are a Professional Painter

I am still wondering what will happen if a pig enters the gate of ZCC while they are busy praying

That day we must expect heavy storm or earthquake

When you miss him so much….
you even think to text his wife
‘helo madam where is our hubby
and how is he doing?’

The power of being a side chick

During a lesson, gombe yawns extremely wide(Ku ahlamula).
The teacher tries to make a joke, “gombe, don’t swallow me.”
gombe replies, “Don’t worry ma, I don’t eat goat meat.