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I wanna mix russian bear🍺,18-18
And Brutal 8🍻 while Smoking weed🍁🍁…..
.
Any words 4 me

For it is written He who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery​ “..
Similarly as we enter this cold season…
He who looks at soap and water lustfully has already bathed!

I put my grandmother’s phone on vibration,
and I told her that she need to buy
new ring tones,
now I have R250 with me just to buy her new ring tones.

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account

I am the type of person who wants to get good grades
but doesn’t want to study

I only want one girlfriend but if God gives me Five,
Who am i to say no?

When a girl doesn’t like you,
Guy : can I see you next week Friday?
Girl : no, I will be having headaches that day

BAE means Bills And Expenses!!!!!

Dont argue with me

Me, Fight for a lady? Never!!
I’ll rather fight for food at a wedding.

Welcome to South Africa were the father is called Baby
and the baby is called Papa

A beer company was hiring a taster,😅
someone to
taste the beers😊
before selling out😑.
So they placed adverts😎 & one
afternoon, a dirty,
rough looking man walks 🚶‍♂️into de
Manager’s office😊
asking to be employed.😋
The manager tried to figure out how
he could
drive ds man away 😏but couldn’t come
up with
an idea😪, so he decided to give the
man a trial.😛
He ordered his secretary to give de
man a glass
of wine😊, he takes a sip & said “Its
red wine,😊 a
muscat,🙂
three years old🤗, grown on a north
slope, matured in a steel
containers☺.”
That’s correct😧! The manager
exclaimed, well
give him
another one🤠 lets see. So he was
giving, he takes a sip again 😌& said
” Its red wine🙃, cabernet, eight
years old,😌 southwestern slope, oak
barrels🤤”
Incredible😱! said de manager.
Now de manager went closer to de
secretary 😁& whispered to her saying ”
go get
some of ur urine🙄
in a cup lets see if he will get
dat.✊✊✊
So de man was given the cup
of urine😆,he takes a sip, turns to d
manager & said 🙄”Female urine,😏
26years old🤔, 2 weeks pregnant 🤨& if
i’m not
given dis job😑, sir i will
tell your wife who is responsible
for the pregnancy”😌

Mother to son
“Hey you child I’m warning you,
if you fall down from that tree and break both your legs
don’t come running to me”.