Three simple steps to forget your ex:
1-Block your ex
2-Add me
3-Text me
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Eastern Cape boyfriends would promise girls to buy them iPhones,
but boom at rank. Those boyfriends are dancing for free MTN/ANC t-shirts
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Who Else Used To Pretend To Think Hard
When The Teacher is Looking At Them?
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Fake Friends – Never ask for food
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Real Friends – Are the reason you have NO food!
Fake Friends – Call your parents mr. / Mrs.
Real Friends – Call your parents Dad / Mom
Fake Friends – Never have seen you cry..
Real Friends – Cry with you
Fake Friends – Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back
Real Friends – Keep your stuff so long, they forget it’s yours!
Fake Friends – Know a few things about you..
Real Friends – Could write a book about you
Fake Friends – Would knock on your front door.. 
Real Friends – Walk right in and say
“I’m home!”
Fake Friends – Will help you up when you fall over
Real Friends – Will jump on top of you and shout “dog pile!”
Fake Friends – Are around for a while..
Real Friends – Are for life
Fake Friends – Say “like you” in a joking manner
Real Friends – say “I like you” and they mean it
Fake Friends – will read this.
Real Friends- will comment his/her best friend name
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Teacher: “What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?”
Pappu: “A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl“
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Once a guy starts liking your posts & pics plus the ones uploaded 11yrs ago just wait for him in your inbox, He’s coming to interview you
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I think my girlfriend is selling Goats
and never bothered to tell me about it
because a guy just texted her now
ask if the goat is still around
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Nock nock. hos there. orange. orange hoo orange you glad i said a mock nock koke
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The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
– The tender one
– The amazing one
– Lady of my dreams
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second number on which his sister replied . When she dialed the third number her own phone rang !!!!
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole months salary to make up for it.
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as “Ghafoor mechanic”
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Just yesterday on Nat Geo Wild, it was announced that a very dangerous snake had just been discovered. Scientists claim that the snake is an enhanced specie of the reptile family. According to Nat Geo Wild, the snake increases 0.5 cm in length every time it feeds and it feeds every 30 seconds or less. This particular snake cannot be killed or harmed by weapon it dies only when it bites itself. Surprising huh? Scientists claim that’s the only way it can be killed but researches are still ongoing to discover new ways this snake can be killed. This is the most poisonous and deadliest snake ever recorded in the history of man. This snake can only be found in Nokia 3310 mobile phone under game option, Snake Xenzia Thanks for carefully and patiently reading this through
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5yrs old girl asked her mother: ‘ Mummy do all angels fly? Her mother replied; “Yes…. they do and why do you ask?” The girl said when you went to the saloon yesterday to make your hair, Daddy called our housemaid “My angel” Mummy will she fly? Mummy replied…. “Yes dear! She will fly back to her village tomorrow and she will never return again
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Her : Unlock Ur Phone
Me : So U Want Us To Break Up Just Like That
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If He’s Busy On Valentine’s Day, Then You’re The Side Chiq!!!
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Have a small wedding, invite 20 people.
Afterwards, apologize to everyone for not inviting them. They won’t die.
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Pregnant Slender gal be looking like small letter “b”
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Girl: I love you very very much!
Please text back
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Boy: BACK
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