These days the only thing most couple’s have in common,
in a relationship, is matching clothes and that’s it..!
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Sometimes people ask stupid questions like
:two people living in a house
Her: is this your shirt?
Him: ofcouse if it not yours then it mine.
Her: why is it on the floor?
Him: I dropped it by mistake.
Her: then who is going to pick it?
Him: if not you it me.
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Before you get serious with a girl ,
take her to the club to see how many guys know her .
*If the bouncer hugs her , run away my brother*
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Girl: babe can i use your phones calculator?
Boy: yes love why not
Girl: babe who’s Tsakani?
Boy: love I’m not good in mathematics
maybe it’s a square root of 20😂🏃♀️
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Our Father Who Art In Facebook, Hallowed Be Thy Feleb!
Thy Lily-Jack Jokes, Thy Will Be Done On Facebook As He Does Them Live.
Give Us This Day, All The Likes We Need And Forgive Us For Being Blind With Free Mode. As We Forgive Those Who Don’t Like And Comment On Our Statuses.
And Lead Us Not Into Unfriending Them, But Deliver Us From Blompots. For Thy Is Their Accounts, Their Money And Phones.
Forever And Ever, AMEN!!!
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When short people smoke weed
they don’t get high, they get medium.
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Girl : “wait for me hun, i wanna do my make-up”.
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Ronnie : “You don’t need a make-up”
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Girl : “oh! Really Ronnie?……….that is so sweet of you”
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Ronnie : “No, You need Plastic Surgery”.
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Conversation between a Nigerian dad and his son
.
Son:Dad can u borrow me some money, I’m broke
Dad:Where are u son?
Son:South Africa
Dad:Open a church son
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Tebza:Hi
Lebo:(last seen:12:02)
Tebza:I said hi
Lebo:(last seen:12:05)
Tebza:Are u ignoring me?
Lebo:(last seen:12:07)
Tebza:534509873236
Lebo:Which network?
Tebza:Cartoon network…
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Mr and Mrs had two sons one was called mind your own business and the other one is trouble
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That moment when u buy your girlfriend a hair dryer😍..
and all of the sudden you see her
cooling down the porridge with it😒
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I just like it when these pretty boys,
become gays.
That means more girls for us
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I asked my mom if I was adopted.
Her reply was “why would we choose you?
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IN THE TAXI..
DRIVER: IF UR SON IS 2 YEARS OLD THEN U SHOULD PAY FOR HIM.
ME: HE’S ONLY 24 MONTHS OLD.
DRIVER: OKAY..I THOUGHT HE’S 2 YEARS OLD.. SO DON’T PAY FOR HIM, HE IS STILL YOUNG.. VERY YOUNG.
ME: 😇
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A boy comes home after school. His grandmother asks him, “Well, tell me Jimmy, what did you do today?”
“Granny, you won’t believe it! In chemistry class we did experiments with explosives.”
“Oh, and what are you doing tomorrow at school?”
“At what school?”
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1. Why count your money infront of the ATM?
Will you return it
if it’s incorrect?
2. It amazes me that people are afraid to talk in
the exam
room when the question clearly said “Discuss”
3. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink
lips and six packs when their fathers are short,
potbellied with
black protruding lips…..Can’t you be humble like
your mum?
4. If People Can Use “LOL” Without Even
Laughing, Surely
They can Use “I Love You” Without Even Loving
You.
5. You’ve been Engaged since 2010, till today
you’re still
ENGAGED. MY girl, you’re not LORD OF THE
RINGS.. please
return that “key holder”!
6. Why are babies in the womb for 9 months
and aren’t 9
months old when they are born?
7. Stupidity is when u have a Land Rover +
Land Cruiser and
still have a Land Lord, the landlord will surely
not allow you
to PARK your lands on His Land………..Wise
Up!
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