When you’ve already said Goodnight to your girlfriend
–
Boom your crush is online
You’ll be left with no choice but to tell your girlfriend something like
“Babe I’m giving the phone to my little brother now, he wanna chat with his girlfriend”

BREAKING NEWS
Beer bottles and cigarrete packs have
stickers explaining their harzadous
effects….but they let women just roam
around without stickers…
very unfair

In my wedding, any women who looks prettier than my wife,
should be kicked out. I hate confusion.

If you hear your pastor saying “am not going to preach for long”, just cancel all the the plans you had after church

I’ve just heard that my ex got hit by a truck This is Sad indeed but i really hope nothing happened to the truck though. I’m really worried about it

100 years from now, everybody reading this would have been dead,
so RIP in advance
Please don’t wish me the same

TO ALL THOSE WHO SAID THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE WEIGHT THIS YEAR
WHERE ARE YOU
HEY!!!DON’T SCROLL DOWN I’M TALKING TO YOU

Not being born into a rich family was my first financial mistake.
Its been downhill since.

*Why MEN are important ??*

1. You can’t spell (Madam)
without the (Adam)in it

2. Neither can you spell (Woman)
without the (Man)

3. You also cannot spell (Female)
without the (Male)

4. Nor spell (She)
without the (He)

5. You most definitely cannot spell (Mrs)
without the (Mr)

6. and finally, in prayers, we continue to say (Amen) �
and not (A-women)…

*Dedicated to All Wonderful MEN*

*HAPPY INTERNATIONAL MEN’S DAY*

AS i Was In Court Couple Minutes Ago …. The Magistrate Shouted ” Order, Order”
And I Resonded : ” Mae, Coke , Dinkilana Le Dikwae ” Then Boom Now They Locked Me In A Dark Room… Hopefully My Order will Be Here Soon