Sometimes I Sleep Under My Bed
And Pretend To Be A Cockroach

that moment when you just lost a fight.
And when u get home You start thinking about
all The kung fu moves
You Could done

There was a man who used to cross the border,from S A to Zim. Every month he would be on a bicycle carrying some riversand. The customs officer searched him thoughroughly and would find nothing in the sand. They would then give him a smile and let him pass. He did that for years and years still the officers wondered what was in the sand. After the man had stopped crossing the border he met one of the retired customs officer,and he asked tell me what were you up to carrying all that sand? The man smiled and said apparently I was smuggling bicycles!

Mina if you don’t answer my calls or reply my texts, I put ur number on the street and I write “we fix fridges, tvs and radios”

Im Just Here To Remind You That
“I Will Never Leave You” Has Left

Feels like it’s going to be a boring day, so I’ll entertain myself by nyising sons and daughters of African false prophets. Nothing makes me happy than seeing them catching feelings 😾

A coloured and black guy were watching animal planet and it was a show about the great white shark , the black guy says “This is unfair why do great things have to be white? Why cant we have a great black shark? “The coloured says”No man,why cant there be a great coloured shark? “The black guy turns amazed and says “Tjo, A shark with no teeth, thats wrong!

Doctor: “You have to take at least 10 glasses of water every day”
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Kate: “That’s impossible”
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Doctor: why?
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Kate: I have only 4 Glasses at home

Zulu boy in USA

Zulu : hi my name is Abel

White man : wow what a nice English name…

Zulu boy : no its short for “Abelungubazobuyisanmhlabanini”

Rich Asked a prostitute :” how much?”
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She replied: ” R100 on the bed, R50 on the couch, and R20 on the floor”
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Rich gave her R100.
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She replied: “I see…You’re a man of class”
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Rich replied:” Class yamasimba, I want five times on the floor”

Parents a confusing sometimes
They will beat so that you cry and then beat you so you keep quiet