Sometimes I reduce my Sis’s phone brightness to Zero,
and tell her she needs $10 to buy a new screen bulb…
No one takes their job
more serious than security guards
Madness is when u know its cold…
But u take out all ur clothes just 2 wear a condom
There is no girl who ferbs like a girl who stays with her grandmother…
A black child is not scared of going back to school…
.
He is afraid of bathing everyday
MOSA: My wife where are you?
WIFE: At home love.
MOSA: Are you sure?
WIFE: Yes.
MOSA: Turn on the radio.
WIFE: (turns Radio on)
sshhhhhhhhhhhhh h
MOSA: Ok my love goodbye.
Another day
MOSA: My wife where are you?
WIFE: At home love.
MOSA: Are you sure?
WIFE: Yes.
MOSA: Turn on the radio.
WIFE: (turns Radio on)
sshhhhhhhhhhhhh h
MOSA: Ok my love goodbye.
The next day, mosa decides to go home
without notice, and finds his son alone
and
he asked him son where is your
mother?
SON: I don’t know, she went out with
the
radio.
I told my doctor that I broke my arm into two places
then he told me to stop going to those places again!!!
* Serious Warning *
On 31st Of December Around 11:59PM Please Do not go Outside yo house otherwise you’ll come back next year .
Please tell everyone care For.
today’s relationships:
in start:
Late Night Calls,
Unlimited Texts.
.
after a while:
Sleepless Nights,
Unanswered Texts.
.
(How quickly things change)
I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home.
Pointing a knife at me … He asked me “your money or your life!”
I told him I am Married… so I have no money and no life…
We hugged and cried together.
It was a beautiful moment.
An airline introduced a special package for businessmen. Buy your ticket; get your wife’s ticket free. After a great success, the airline sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.
All of them gave the same reply, “WHICH TRIP?”
Bae: Boo l’m coming over
Bf : Can’t wait Bubu
Bae: With My friends
Bf : l said l can’t wait for you,
l’m going somwhere
Forget about electric shock , nothing shocks more than
touching your pocket and not feeling your phone.
A man was floating on a boat on the top ov the huge waves..All ov a sudden thee boat sank.Instead ov him drowning he stood on land again because he was acctually floating on a rubber boat in swimming pool
A girl started noticing a guy who stands in front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile phone and occasionally stealing a stare at her. It went on like that for a year and the girl understood the guy was in love with her but was too shy to express his feelings. So, she told her parents. They too saw him and liked him. They discussed with her grandparents about a likely marriage. But wanted her to make the first move. The next day , she went to him and said, Hi. I’m Jada. He said, Hi. I’m Smith. Hearing this, the girl was very happy as the names were matching like Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. The girl went on and said, I really appreciate your patience and decency. You have been standing in front of my home everyday for about a year now. So, I understand that you are in love with me but too shy to say it. I think i really like you too and would love it if we get married. The guy smiled and said, Forgive me sister! Actually your home’s WIFI doesn’t have a password. So, i come here every evening after work to use free wi-fi to chat with my girlfriend!
There Are Basically 7 Types Of Girls…
1. Hard Disk Girls: Remember Everything Forever.
2. Ram Girls: Forgets About You The Moment You Turn Her Off.
3. Screen Saver Girls: Just For Looking.
4. Internet Girls: Difficult To Access.
5. Server Girls: Always Busy When Needed.
6. Multimedia Girls: Makes Horrible Things Looks Beautiful.
7. Virus Girls: These Type Of Girls Are Normally Called Wife
Once Enters In Your System Don’t Leave Even After Format.
