My sister stay away from a relationship
where you’re always crying you’re not at a funeral
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Every girl did this: “chomi, call him
and tell
him that I’m crying”
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My neighbor dresses to kill 💥👌
and she cooks the same way 😫😫💔
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*Who Yr Wife is ….*
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
1. Your wife is not perfect, forgive her.
2. Your wife is the bone of your bone, do not break her.
3. Your wife is a gift, appreciate her.
4. Your wife is a rare gem, guide her jealously.
5. Your wife is your best friend, be friendly with her.
6. Your wife is your joy, nourish her.
7. Your wife is to be cherished, be cheerful to her.
8. Your wife is your portion, cherish her.
9. Your wife is not a devil, don’t dump her.
10. Your wife is not only good for sex, carry her along in every issue.
Love Is The Greatest
11. Your wife is not your enemy, encourage her.
12. Your wife is not a family material, never commit her unto the hand of your family members.
13. Your wife is not your rival, don’t compete with her.
14. Your wife is a female gender, honor her.
15. Your wife is not common, don’t compare her.
16. Your wife is not a wash hand base, stop abusing her.
17. Your wife is a weaker vessel, handle her with care.
18. Your wife is a beautiful queen, celebrate her.
19. Your wife is not a fighter, don’t fight her.
20. Your wife is not a punching bag, don’t beat her.
21. Your wife is not a game, don’t play her.
22. Your wife need foreplay, don’t rape her.
23. Your wife is a hook, get hook to her.
24. Your wife is all you love, praise her.
25. Your wife is important, honor her.
26. Your wife is what u make her to be, accept her.
27. Your wife is your joy, pursue her.
28. Your wife needs your honor, never embarrass her in the public.
29. Your wife is not a knife, be nice to her.
30. Your wife is a distinct personality, never compare her to any work.
31. Your wife is loyal, don’t be suspicious of her.
32. Your wife is not a fool, listen to her advice.
33. Your wife is not malicious, do not keep malice with her.
34. Your wife is the best friend you can have, befriend her.
35. Your wife is not a napkin, do not misuse her.
36. Your wife is not your house girl, support her in the kitchen.
37. Your wife is passionate, do not by- pass her.
38. Your wife is very important to you, do not abandon her.
39. Your wife is a queen, do not quarrel with her.
40. Your wife is not the only owner of the sit, help her to baby sit.
41. Your wife is reasonable, do not under- rate her.
42. Your wife is your responsibility, provide for her.
43. Your wife is yourself, do not separate her bed.
44. Your wife is number one in your life, priorities her
45. Your wife is your treasure, jealously guide her.
46. Your wife need your help, help her.
47. Your wife need your full attention, do not give it to T.V set.
48. Your wife is valuable, add more value to her.
49. Your wife is your crown, do not abandon her.
50. You will account to God about your wife, handle her with care. She may be or seem fragile, but is strong.
God bless our wives, mothers& daughters.
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Being Famous On Social Media is like be rich on monopoly 😔🙄
It’s Not Real , So Calm Down
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Think of a number. Double it. Add 6. Half it.
Takeaway the number you started with.
Your answer is 3
Mind blown ??
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Kiss her in front of that nigga she calls Bestie,
and when that idiot coughs, grab his neck…it’s him..!
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new army captain inspected the soldiers in their barracks. He noticed a female horse.
Captain: What’s the horse for?
Soldier: We use her if we feel an urge to have sex.
Captain: Ah, that’s good.
One night, the captain feels an urge, and the soldier brought the horse to his tent.
When the captain was done, he saw the soldier smiling outside his tent.
Captain: It’s so hard and high eish….how do you guys do it?
Soldier: We ride on the horse to the next town where the girls are.
Captain: 😛
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Have you ever typed a message and thought
“No this English is too Strong for this person And
had to simplify it”..
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Your daughters Lord.
They hug us and dirty our white shirts with
their brown foundation Lord..!!
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There’s this Greek guy who goes to a bar and wants to play smart.
He goes to the barman and says “hello my friend I want an H2O”.
Afterwards, another guy comes and having seen the previous one says
“I want an H2O too”.
He finishes his drink and dies
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Women are like telephones. They love to be held.
They love to be talked to.
But, if you press the wrong button, youre disconnected
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Some of you will bathe with bucket and say “I just showered”🛀🚿.
My dear you just bucketed. Be real for once
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I received a call in the morning and the conversation was like this:
Me: hallo
Caller: do you have a heart?
Me: yes
Caller: do you have intestines?
Me: yes I do
Caller: OK am coming to take them..
He hung up.. Eeee I was like damn wat is happening to me. Am I dreaming??
He called again after some minutes..
Me (scared) :ha hallo!
Caller: hey sorry my brother, I thought I was calling the butcher , sorry wrong number my friend…
He hung up..
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Teacher said the students to convert the sentence “I killed a person” into future tense.
Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is “u will go to jail”!
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I will go live later guys… Girls make sure you put your make up and those weave coz i am not ready for a man to man show…
Majita you not allowed to join…
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