Guys what happens to a car when you press
brake and acceleration at the same time…
Will it take a screenshot shot?
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Ronnie : “doctor, my girl has a tendency of talking in her sleep,
what i should i give her?
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Doctor : “just give her an opportunity to talk when she is awake?”
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A bookseller conducting a market survey
asked a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied, “That would be my husband’s check book.”
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You can not love taking pictures like
those sisters and brothers
who attend church at our campuses… Iyooo noo..
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Every girl is beautiful, but sometimes it takes the right amount of
alcohol to see the beauty of some.😂😂🤣
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That happy moment
when your friend returns your money
after you have almost forgot about it..
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The mother of a problem child went to see a psychiatrist, “You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquillisers regularly.” On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, “Have the tranquillisers calmed you down?” “Yes” the mother answered. “And how is your son now?” he asked.
“Who cares?” she replied.
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I’ve stopped smoking weed after the day
I saw an Ant breastfeeding its babies….
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If you’re a girl and you don’t have stretch marks,
sorry we can’t date . I don’t date immature girls😐
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Usualy i mind my own business but
when i see someone beefing on facebook
i read all 884 coments
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Between somebody and someone who’s someone exactly?
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If your name is Johanna and
I marry you can we call it marijuana
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Me: Hello Police, help me 50 people are following me
Police: Ok,Calm down,where are you?
Me: On Instagram
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Sometimes you don’t need a goal in life,
you don’t need to know the big picture.
you just need to know what you’re going to do next!
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that MTN lady who usually says you have one minute remaining
has tested positive for COVID_19 😷😥😥
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Dear Women,
1) Expecting A 10 Hours Cuddle Is Man Abuse
2) Faking Orgasm Is Man Abuse
3) Going Through His Phone While He’s Asleep Is Man Abuse
4) Getting Mad Because He Can’t Afford What Your Ex Used To Buy For You Is Man Abuse
5) Shaking Shoulders During Woman On Top Is Man Abuse
Thank You
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