I don’t care if it’s fake account or not, all I know it’s that I enjoy chatting with Rihanna today I even send her mtn

The nigga next to me in the taxi just told someone on the phone
“Let me park and call you back”

Every beautiful lady have that one handsome guy
that is just a friend but people think they r inlove

Hey My Sisters😍
If You Want Drama In Your Life ,
Date A Guy Who Doesn’t Drink Alcohol.. He Drinks Girls

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND A
WOMAN
Man calling his lady on phone
Calling. Calling. Calling. Calling.
Calling. No answer!
Calling. Calling. Calling. Calling. Calling.
Calling.
No answer
Then man says to himself “Maybe she’s
sleeping
or she is in the
bathroom.” A lady calling her man
Calling. Calling. Calling She angrily cut the call
& says to her self
“I knew it! he’s with another girl”
TRUE/FALSE?

*My friend invited me to a wedding and while sitting I whispered to a person sitted next to me:*

*ME* the bride is ugly..
*PERSON:* if you dont mind, thats my daughter
*ME:* ooh am sorry I didn’t know you are the father..
*PERSON:* idiot am not the father, am the mother..
*ME:* heeeh

Brown bread is healthier than white bread, brown sugar is healthier than white sugar, should I tell yellow bones or you’ll tell them

Last night I kissed my neighbour’s daughter in a dream
_
This morning she looks at me like
nothing happened between us just think

Today I’m not Going To School
Because My Neighbor Cheated on His Wife,So The Wife Got Angry & Told The Husband That She Will Have *ex With All The Neighbors Around..
I am Patiently Waiting For Her

Do you still remember chilling with your Ex giving
names to your unborn babies?
Don’t scroll down I’m talking to you

A girl who is always online is a girl who’s always indoors🙈 ,she acts bitchy on Facebook but in reality ba loyal,Thats a girl who has no friends but hated by many people😢 and only dates 1 guy, a girl who does not party every weekend🍻🍺 but drinks on special occasions….Big up 2 u ladies

Boys think of girls like books.
If the cover does not catch their eyes,
they won’t bother to read whats inside.

No Man can stand a disrespectful woman no
matter how beautiful she is…Never
I told her I don’t have my wallet with me
And she said I should borrow money from her and buy ice cream for her

When you throw the trash out,
do you go outside later and check how it’s doing??
•°•
No! So stop stalking your ex.”