Medical Fact:
“Did you know that if you bath at least twice daily, avoid alcohol, avoid smoking tobacco and go to gym regularly for fitness, have sufficient sleep, eat fruits after each meal, avoid stress, stop using all sorts of drugs including caffeine found in tea and coffee and practice safe sex regularly, you’ll still die?
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Thinks that Facebook should
change the status question from
** what’s on your mind ?
** to **
what’s your problem today ? **
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They should have just let me study medicine with my level 2 maths. I was just gonna focus on small diseases like flu and headache
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Ladies, please try as much as possible to look like your profile picture.
This is the 10th time I have wasted my petrol
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Am i the only one who skip posts about God and
secretly say “God knows that I love him 😂
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never trust a guy who likes DJ Khaled
because there’s always another one.
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Dating a twin limits you from saying things like “theres no one like you
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Iphone users be like:
☆
“I don’t care whether the face COMES in the photo,
But the APPLE Logo must come out
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” The Moment” Is When You Join A Group Called..
👇
” Single ☝ And Searching 🔍”
.
And Find That Your Main Bae Is The Admin
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Kids Of 2years Can Now Unlock Phones And Play Candy Crush.
At That Age I Was Chewing Sand🙆
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Two Boys Were Arguing When The Teacher Entered The Classroom.
Teacher: “Why Are You Arguing?”
A Boy: “Miss, We Found A 100 Dollar Note And Decided To Give It To Whoever Tells The Biggest Lie.”
Teacher: “You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourselves, When I Was Your Age I Didn’t Even Know What A Lie Was.”
The Boys Gave The 100 Dollar To The Teacher.
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When a girl says to you “do whatever you want”,
do not do whatever you want.
It’s a dare,not a permission
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“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
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Photo shooting at studio won’t bring you a husband sis.
If you are a dragon👹👺….you are a dragon😈!!!
Accept and stay single
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If your name is Lucky just know that you escaped Abortion..
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Visitors Of Nowadays Are Boring ,
They Leave Without Giving Us Any Money
Shame!
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