Some people when u send a friend request starting acting lyk celebrity🙄relax i jst need lyks or comment frm u if u cnt do either of them i wll unfriend u

*RELATIONSHIPS IN 2020*
Boy: babe Are you coming or I can call
Refiloe.
Girl: sorry sweetheart, I can’t today I will
go and see Rainbow .He got paid today.

A man is called to his manager’s office after coming from funeral
Manager:-moyo its the fourth time you have gone to bury your father. And you have gone to bury your mother five times. How many times do your parents die??
Moyo:- let me explain sir. When my mother died my farther remarried. So I call that wife mother. When my father died my mother remarried. And when she died my father also remarried. And that has been happening over and over again. That is why I have buried my parents several times…

Me at school-I will finish this at home
Me at home-I will finish this at school

The Way you skip my posts even
when they make sense is the same way
they Skip your application even When you qualify! 🙄

Everything is a scam dis days I took sleeping tablets last night
but guess what? I woke up even earlier than before

If her timeline is full of shares, just know that she’s also sharing someone’s Bae..!☝🙄
~•~
She’s a shareholder…

I’m not actually this tall.
I am sitting on my wallet.

Don’t Judge A Lady When You See Her In Different Cars..
Who knows she might be a Mechanic!!🔧

– That Hurtful Moment ,
After You’ve Finished Watching A Series Or A Movie
Then Now You Have To Go Back To Your Miserable Life

Winnie died at the age of 81 Mandela would be 100 years of age this year.
My point is when Winnie was 21 ,Nelson was 40
Ama blessers Didn’t start yesterday

Winnie dies at the age of 81 and Dali Mpofu is 56.
My point is when Winnie was 21 ,Dali was 5 yrs old
Ama Ben10 didn’t start yesterday