Some Girls be like: “I can’t date a broke guy” but if you can see their bedrooms, even Responsible Rats🐀🐁 will not live there..!

Stop taking pictures in people’s cars and at
people’s gates,
your village people will kill you for nothing
thinking you have made it in life

So 😕 Lawyers Just Came Together And
They Were Like ”
The Word FREE is Too Cliche For Our Profession ,
So Let’s Adopt The Latin Term PRO BONO

HOW TO MAKE YOU EX FEEL USELESS
AND DESPERATE

1.whenever he/she calls just pick
their call and inform them about
your achievement and never give
them a chance to reconcile,never
abuse them.

2.You should never block them or
unfriend them in facebook,and
always update on your happy
moments and avoid updating on
your miseries.

3.Be close to their friends so that
he/she can feel more jealous.

4.Never call their relatives.

5.whenever you meet them on the
road greet them and wish them well
but never give them much
time,always look jovial.

6.Never be the one calling them.

7.If they try to make advances,say
NO with capital letters and tell
them to mind their own business.

8.Improve on your dressing and
personal appearance,once they see
you they might even commit suicide.

9.Date someone who has achieved
more than him/her and who is more
handsome/beautiful than
them.

Once You Start Dating Someone Suddenly
Everyone Has A Rumor To Tell

I remember telling my ex to block all her
side niggas and I got blocked too. I really
played myself there.

If a woman get angry because you came
back late @ night ,she’s right cz it’s danger
out there
.
Please Gents respect them and come back
In the Morning

*Ladies, If you play your man like a football,
another woman will catch him like a goalkeeper,
you will regret watching the highlights*

Some Girls are like bag of Weed,
you love her but you can’t introduce her to your parents

The first time I saw Sjava & Amanda
Black
I thought they were traditional
healers

If you’re a girl and you think no guy wants
you or nobody wants to be with you.
Am here to tell you that’s true..!

in My Next Life , if i Hear The Name “South Africa”
in My Mother’s Womb ,
i Will Just Use Her intestine To Hang Myself

HUSBAND: Call the ambulance, fast! I am having a heart attack.
WIFE: (took his phone) Quick! Tell me the Password!
HUSBAND: It’s ok… I am feeling better now

A nigga be saving his side chick number with the his wife name because his wife wont read her own message… Asibadlaleni guys.