If 00h00 means 12 oclock then which means
my airtime balance of 00.00 means i have R12 airtime

Me:sorry boss, my car has broken down so i wont come to work
Boss:what about a taxi?
Me:i dont have a taxi

Do not get jealous if you are single this Valentines. Always remember that chocolates can cause diabetes. Flowers will dry and lose their beauty. Balloons will deflate. Letters will go old. And most importantly, they will soon break up.
Nothing lasts forever

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.

She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.

He asks the lady,
‘Do you have a vagina?’
She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman,
‘Do you have a vagina?’
She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days.

The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice,
‘Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again.’

The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice,
‘Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where the bastard is going with it.’

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.

Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question;
‘Do you have vagina’?
‘Yes, actually I have one,’ she says.

The man replies..
‘Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours?’

#husband fainted#

Just imagine when you crack a joke for your girlfriend. 😂 😂 😂
.
Then you hear me laughing under the bed. What would you do ?.

My ex-girlfriend asked me to put 1 john 4:18 on her wedding invitation card but i made a mistake, deliberately by not including the 1 before john so i printed john 4: 18.
1 john says ” There is no fear in love but perfect love cast out all fears” and John 4:18 says ” for you have had 5 husbands before and even the one you have now is not your husband.”

South African don’t measure salt. We just
sprinkle into the food until we hear the
spirit of our ancestors whisper “Enough
my child

I know yesterday I was drunk but
why today I woke up with so many CVs from people &
I don’t even work. I don’t know what promises I made.