Me – I think I’m in love with you
Crush – lol, eix. You and your jokes

The problem with Beautiful girls is that they think every guy wants them

Now you have it, Beer and Petrol are same
price. You have two choices, drink and
walk or don’t drink and drive.

After completion of my B.Tech from a recognised college I Got a decent job in MNC as a Engineer.

Under tremendous pressure from family to get married, I went to meet a girl under the arranged marriage system of India. After meeting, the girl rejected me upfront because she didn’t like my Job. I was furious and told her ” Just wait and see after 5 years where this job is going to take me. You will be sorry”. Of course, I moved on and got married to another girl a year later.
After 5 years,
I saw the same beautiful lady at a traffic signal with her husband in a brand new Audi. And I was trying to kick start my Activa because the battery start was not working. She looks out of the car and briefly looks at me but without any hint of recognition due to helmet, and moves her eyes away!

At that moment, after driving a two wheeler for over 5 years, first time in my life I realized the value of a helmet.
😂😂😂

So always wear a helmet in your own safety!

Issued in the public interest by a sincere Engineer

The biggest Mistake a woman can ever make is to love
and give the wrong man a child. Just wish it could Stop.

The Impala was running like mad in Mana Pools.
Elephant asked: Why are you running?
Impala: They are arresting all Goats.
Elephant: But you are not a goat.
Impala : Without primary evidence in Zimbabwe I’ll never be able to prove it.
Elephant too started running

Dating a short woman is so
cutie, she will always looks up to you.

Whites: I’m a Prostitute
Blacks: Gift Exchange

I am Enjoying my last R1000 i got from selling one of my kidneys…
Now i am here thinking what’s the use of having two balls 🤔

A Journalist to a Doctor of a Mental Hospital:

journalist: “How do you determine whether to admit a patient or not?”
Doctor: “Well, we first fill a Bathtub with water till the top. Then give a Teaspoon, a Glass & a Bucket to the patient & ask him / her to empty the Bathtub.”
Journalist: “Obviously a Normal Person would use a BUCKET because it’s Bigger!”
Doctor: “No you Stupid, a Normal
Person would Pull the DRAIN PLUG!

Nurse, admit this Idiot in Ward No.8!

A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman. “No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of GOLD! “She said she didn’t believe him, so she called the bar. “Hello,” she said, “I just want to ask one question. My husband claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one question; are your urinals covered in gold? “To which she heard the bartender say, “Hey, Clarence, – I think we found the guy who pissed in your saxophone! “

My brother you are 35 years old, but you keep posting “when i grow up…”
what else do you want to grow? Horns?