Valentine is around the corner.
Surprise your side-chick/girlfriend by introducing her to your wife😂
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My message on whatsapp I sent it, it came, it came, it was read, it was burnt, it was made a screenshot, it was sent to friends it was funny! 😐 😥
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I post my girlfriend’s pictures everyday
with the privacy settings to only me
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Doctor: I have bad news and good news…so which one do u wanna hear first?😑
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Rich: bad news
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Doctor: there’s no cure✋ for your disease…We have to cut your legs😮
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Rich: Oh God!😤…and the good news?
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Doctor: the patient next to u, wants to buy your shoes
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Me : i Love You ♥
– Her : LOL
– Me : i Need You in My Life 🙏
– Her : LOL
– Me : You Are My Everything 💯
– Her : LOL
– Me : iPhone 6 Or iPhone 7 ? 🔥
– Her : Omg!! 😯😮 , iPhone 7 ☺😊 .. Do You Want To Buy it For Me ? 😍😘
– Me : LOL
– Her : Talk To Me Now 😡
– Me : Lol
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Love used to be blind but now
it has received its treatment.
Now it looks at your looks and bank balance too.
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What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
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Everyone Knows
‘The Mercedes bends’
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Big trouble is when you ask a girl to sleep over and she didn’t wake up the next day, my brother ur own done finish🙆♀️
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Date a girl who drives a Picanto ,Spark ,Hyundai i10 etc, at ur own risk …
she’ll go & cheat on you 500km away with just R50 petrol
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I enter into a toilet and saw word written on the door saying look up when I looked up I saw words saying look down looked down and saw words saying look to your ryt and when I looked I saw words saying look to yr left and on my left I saw words saying look to yr back when I looked at my back it was written so when will you pee coz u like too much stories
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Going to toilet without ur phone will force u to read
Air freshener ingredients
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South African girls are the most beautiful Creatures In Africa but my problem with them, is they always don’t have TT,
Transport money…💔
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I swear some people say ” YELLOW ” When they answer their
Cell Phones
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You know it’s winter when a Slender chick says
“Let me focus on my Studies”..!
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*Before u fall in love, test the strength of your heart by
playing soccer bet with your rent.*
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First year Students at University of Amahlanya la engifunda khona, were receiving their first anatomy class, on the surgery table was a dead cow.
They gathered around the table. The professor started the class by telling them, ” in Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a Vet doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.” For example
, The Professor stuck his finger in the anus of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth – “mhh… low on fibre” he said.
“Go ahead and do the same thing, “He told his students. The student freaked out, hesitant but went ahead and eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking it very disgusted but most murmuring the same conclusion, “yes… low on fibre”.
When everyone had finished, the professor looked at them and said “While I can’t fault you in your methods to diagnose low fibre, the second most important quality of a Vet Doctor is the power of observation, if you had observed carefully, I stuck in my middle finger and sucked my index finger. Now learn to pay attention otherwise you will eat a lot of crap in my class.
Make sure your friends pay attention today
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