People take Facebook too serious …
first of all we not even real friends !

I Think My Loan Shark Wants To Play Baseball With Me
He’s At The Gate Holding A Baseball Bat.

what is happiness ….
happiness is when ur ex is dating some1 u can draw wit ur left hand

Sooo, my neighbour called the police🚔 because I was smoking in my backyard. The police got here and asked where the weed was, I said I smoked🚬 it all. They said where did you buy it, I said from my neighbour….now they’re at his house🏠..!
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Learn To Mind Your Own Business!!

Teacher: why do humans have different blood groups😕
Rich: so that mosquitoes can have different flavours

So on Whatsapp, this chick asked if I
owned a car.. , I replied with a ‘No’ and
Then Her Profile pic and Last Seen
Disappeared .
.
Any Idea ?

Facebook is the only book we read everyday

Dear Tall people.. don’t be tall for nothing pls help us check what Is happening in 2020

LIFE IS SO UNFAIR.
When someone dies, the relatives cry.
But when he rises from death, they run away.

magine u spent R220 buying ur family KFC bucket & ur father gives u attitude when u tell him to wash the dishes afterwards.

When it comes to food some girls forget
that they are females

How can you drink alcohol that has
a higher percentage ?. 😂 😂
.
Especially when compared with
your Mathematics results. 💖