So you go to your girlfriends place
without notice and find another guy ,
Then you get hurt,
But my brother the bible says
only Jesus will come like a thief without notice,
you are not Jesus, stop being emotional.

Being poor really hurts, you’ll even take selfies while eating pizza.

Mother: “Nyaa mtanami I have a confession to make.
I should have told you long ago but I didn’t know how
you would take it. I’m sorry I slept with someone that
is not your dad 23 years ago.
And that person is your real father.”
Nyaa: “Mum, what rubbish are you telling me!
How am I to deal with this devastating news?!
You should be hanged for this.”
Mother: “Nyaa, I’m sorry he was my first love and
I could not marry him for reasons I want to keep private.
He is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak
with his son for the first time ever.
Please take the phone and talk to him
Nyaa : “No I am speaking to any one.
I’ll never speak to him. Mr Mdlawuzo is the only father I know
and so will that be.
Mother: “Please don’t be so upset. Just say something to him.”
Nyaa : “Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!”
Nyaaa: “Helloee
Caller: “Morning Son, I am Bill Gates . I am your real father.”
Nyaa : “Dad! Dad!! Dad!!! Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Thank God!!!!!! Love you so much Dad!!!!!
I’ve always known there was something
special about me”
One word for Nyaa?

Don’t feel bad if you upload a picture
and nobody comments on it.
Who knows ?
Maybe you left everyone speechless .
I’m Just Saying

Her : Hey Sugar
Me : Hey Teabag
Her : What?
Me : I Thought We Were Making a Tea..

I Only Post Jokes For my Crush I wonder Why Others Are Laughing 👉

Your broke boyfriend doesn’t even take you out or buy u airtime … all he knows is saying
“wen will you come to see me ”

as if he is admitted in hospital* My sister pliz cheat on him God will understand your situation

Its shocking what people are doing these days.
Yesterday in church the guy seated next to me
lit a cigarette during praise and worship.
I was so shocked I almost dropped my beer! !

*Admin:* Hi guys, im adding Vivie to the group.

*Malume:* Hi Vivie welcome to the group.

*Vivie:* Hi guys am new to the city.

*Mukoma:* Hi Vivie dont worry, am there…any problems i will be there.

*Moses:* Hi Vivie.. tell me if you have any problem, will arrange a solution for you.

*Shumba:* Hi Vivie, if you need anything tell me, it will be arranged.

*Samaz:* Hi Vivie, im here on stand-by for you.
Feel free any time of day, midday, a quarter day or whole day for any problem.
I am the solution. I will manage it for you completely and also..

*Vivie:* Thanks guys for your support.

*Sinyoro:* Vivie whats your full name

*Vivie:* Vincent Phiri

*Moses: left*
*Samaz: left*
*Shumba: left*
*Malume: left*
*Mukoma: left*

Son: Father, what must I do to make Zulu man get angry.
Rainbow: Buy him teeth brush and Colgate

TEACHER:Give me colors that begin with letter “M”
PUPIL:Maroon!
TEACHER:What else?
NGONGO:Mlue,Mlown,Mlack,Mink,Maiolet
TEACHER:Melygood!
Malakmakan!!!

Some people take this breakup thing too serious🤔
Imagne starving yurself too death because of a breakupp😖😏
Me i rather cry😭with food in my mouth😂

There’s Someone out there who thinks
your “Ex” is a Loyal person..!