Just imagine telling your kids you met their mother
on Facebook Free mode

If You can’t swim just chill outside the pool.
Stop walking in a pool like you are an invigilator.

Speaking on behalf of all ladies out there, guys stop giving us money 💵 we are not yo children 🤓

Her: “Can a pregnancy drink beer if nine months is not arrived?”
.
Me: “Forget about the beer, this type of English can cause miscarriage!”

“A woman went to visit a doctor with a
black eye!
.
Woman : Doc,my husband always beat me
up everytime he comes home drunk…..I love
him and i can’t get him arrested,can you
help me please!
Doctor : When he comes back home just
drink a glass of water,don’t swallow water
through.”
.
»Woman go back home and waits for her
Husband….she drinks water and doesn’t
swallow.The husband comes back home
and went straight to the Bed…
.
The following day, she visited to the Doctor
Doctor : Did you do as i adviced?”
Woman : Yes!……and it worked,he didn’t
even touch me a Bit!”
Doctor : You see what happens if you keep
your Mouth Shut!!

Rabbits Jump And They Live For 8 Years.

Dogs Run And They Live For 15 Years.

Turtles Do Nothing And They Live For 150 Years.

“Today’s Lesson Learned“

Bare You are not African enough if you never wished
your school to be burnt down..

Men that beat their girlfriend’s if they did something wrong, aren’t real men..Us real men,we just ask for a pillow fight without letting her know there’s a brick inside my pillow

Those Girls Who Are Afraid Of Killing A
Cockroach But Have The Heart To Abort A
Baby. Satan Is Waiting To Rape You In Hell
Idiots

To Get Rich in Mzansi, You Need To Go To School, Get A Degree, Then Put Them ASIDE And HUSTLE Like A DROPOUT