Have you ever made up a fake story and
your loyal friends say i remember that

Bride: Free mode
Groom: Free mode
•°••°•°••°•
Are we going to eat at your wedding..??

Every girl did this: “chomi, call him
and tell
him that I’m crying”

My GF asked me today For my facebook password, . . .
We laughed and laughed and laughed… . .
Now Im single.

When asked the similarities between

Woman 💃🏼
&
Alcohol 🥃

Shakespeare replied,

They both have the amazing quality of giving Pleasure at night and Headache in the morning !

Met my crush at mukuleng i bought doritos with money
i was suppose to buy cabbage with

A Guy is chilling with his girlfriend in his
Golf 7
Guy : Dear there’s something i need to tell
u , I
haven’t been totally honest with u!
Girl : What is it babes?
Boy : I’m married with 4 kids .
Girl : Yhooo babes !! U scared me. I
thought u
gonna say the Golf 7 is not yours !!!!
Girls of dis days

I Can’t Wait To Be An Ancestor,
There Are Some People I Need To Deal With Spiritually!!!

Pastor found a baboon that could talk. So
he taught it how to sing, pray and preach.
At one Sunday service, Pastor says to
congregation, “The Baboon is going to
pray today.” The Baboon sat still and the
Pastor repeated but the Baboon did not
respond. After the service pastor asks,
“Why didn’t you want to pray when I
asked you to?” Baboon says, “Was it
necessary to say baboon? You could have
at least said Brother Babs!”

You’re pregnant and you’re watching TV
with your parents….
Then boom an advertise of a condom
.

Nyaa who was an aeroplane cleaner was
cleaning the pilot’s cockpit and saw a book
entitled, “HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR
BEGINNERS, VOLUME ONE”.
He opened the first page which said; “To start the engine,
press the red button”.
He did so and the airplane engine started!
He was pleased and opened the next page,
“To set airplane moving, press blue button”
He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed!
He wanted to fly, he opened the 3rd page which said;
“To let airplane fly, please press the green button”.
He did so and the plane started flying!!!
He was so happy After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land.
He opened to the 4th page.
The 4th page said,
“To learn how to land a plane, please go and BUY Volume TWO” !!!

Meanwhile At The ATM 👇

– Me : Are You The Last Person On The Queue ?
– Her : i Have A Boyfriend

African parents don’t kiss or hug each other but boom!
•°•
They be having 12 children..!!?