The silence of Orlando pirates supporters is
proudly sponsored by supersport united
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When satan see that your things are going smooth and well……and he is lazy to punish you. He just give you a xhosa girlfriend😂!!!!
Xhosa girls and satan all same whatsapp group!!!!
If you are going to insult me….you too!!!💃💃💃💃😜😜😜
Mooooooorning
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A mad man [Rich] in a psychiatric [Mental] hospital climbed in a tree and stayed there for half of the day😐
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He suddenly let go of the branch and fell forcefully on the ground😨 A doctor ran and asked him what happened?
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He replied: I’m ripe
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Nobody is busier than a lady who is not interested in you. She’ll be like “please call me back, I’m counting my stretch marks.
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My English is perfect when I’m speaking it silently but once I open my mouth… I didn’t could😑
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Showers Are Made For Tall People 👨,
Short People Should Be Using Taps
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No one makes good jokes like an ugly person
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If 2 witches
watched 2
watches,which
witch watched
which watch?
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You make her breakfast in bed &
she goes with it to the sitting room,
Some people just don’t get It
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A guy with bright blue, green and orange color hair was
standing at a bus stop.
Few moments later an elderly man stood near him and
kept staring at him hard.
Annoyed by the stares the guy asked him, “Wotz up oldie! Never done something wild?”
To this the old man replied,
“Yeah,I f*cked a peahen once and Im wondering if you are my son.”
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While others are waking up to: ‘Goodmorning babe’ and ‘I love you’ texts…
Some of us wake up to: “Battery full. Remove charger”.
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I miss the days of asking my parents can I go out
Now I ask my wallet
And it always says No
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That awkward moment u realise u a walking in the wrong direction…
so you hit your pockets and pretend u forgot something
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In *Soweto * , one family’s door lock got damaged. They had to urgently attend some function in *Pretoria * …. Locking door was not possible. The family cleverly put a sticker notice on the door ” Covid 19 positive do not enter “, and went away.
After return, they found a new sticker notice in old sticker ‘s place,
“Sanitisation done, the house is emptied and Everything is cleaned. Now Stay safe”
😆😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I love stopping the microwave at 00:01
.
It makes me feel like l turned off the
bomb and saved the world
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After a kiss she said…..Babe you have left a bubble gum
in my mouth and then he responded…
babe its not a bubble gum…i hv flu
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