In Japan a 17yr old is a doctor
In Brasil a 17yr old is a footballer
In India a 17yr old is a shop owner
In China a 17yr old is an engineer
In Iraq a 17yr old is a Soldier
In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity
In Israel a 17 yr old is a priest
In Africa a 35yr old is a
whatsapp group admin😂😂
…how old are u?

1. Tell your WIFE
*”I LOVE YOU”*.
She will say
*”I LOVE YOU TOO”.*
2. Tell her
*”I MISS YOU”.*
She will say
*”I MISS YOU TOO”.*
3. Tell her
*” I love you so much”.*
She will say
*”I love you more and more”.*
4. Now tell her
*”Am sending R1 500 to ur
account”.*
If she says I am sending
you more than that, I will leave
Mzansi go on exile to Afghanistan
immediately.

Welcome to SA where guys criticize Gays online
but sleep with them offline..

Ladies👭

Don’t be angry when your Boyfriend
acting strange and crazy.
Those people used to drive bricks and
act like they were”Real Cars” wena just chill.😁

I dont mean to brag but my bank says
I have ‘an outstanding balance’!

Parents today are afraid to beat their kids.
Meanwhile I’m here remembering the time my mother factory reset me with a slap.

A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service:
you just play games

Every family has that Aunt who thinks her kids are better than other children,

if u don’t know her, then tht aunt is ur mother

The problem with Beautiful girls is that they think every guy wants them

I was studying at this college in Pretoria, then we went home for school holidays, when we return to school we have found that place turned into Somalian store that sells curtains…

Selfie Sticks were invented for
people who only look good from
a distance