Are you aware that when the relationship is still new
there’s no Network problem..!!?

A man Phiri and his wife Pamela
never fought for 25 years
of their marriage.
A friend asked him how he had managed to
make it possible.
He narrated:
“We went for our Honeymoon in Australia
25 years ago
and while riding on a horse,
My wife’s horse jumped and my wife fell
down.
She got up,patted the horse’s back and said
“This is your first time”
After a while it happened again.
She patted the horse again and said:
“This is your second time”
The horse did it again the 3rd time,
She brought out a gun and shot the horse
dead
I Was so shocked and I shouted at her. . . . . .
. .”Are you crazy! What’s wrong with you?
Why did you kill the horse?
She smiled at me and said
“This is your first time”
Since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
My Mouth has been shut🙊

A woman called the police station
one evening
and said, “My husband has gone out
with a
girlfriend and right now am going
after them . I
have a gun and when I find them, I
will kill both
them right away “. The police
asked, “Where
exactly have they gone ?”. Woman
:They went to
watch a certain Comedian show .
The police
rushed quickly and went to the
place and make
sure they arrived earlier than the
woman . When
they reached the place , they took
the mic from
the Comedian and start announcing,
“If there is a
married man here and has come with
a
girlfriend ,you must leave
immediately. Your wife
is coming right now with a gun to shoot
both of
you dead “. The police were
surprised that the
door became small as everyone was
running out
and the show ended because even the
Comedian
himself ran out

You’re so hot, you must be the cause for global warming

I went 2 see a friend from a very rich family. D maid approached Mε̲̣̣̣̥ & asked.
MAID: What would u lyk to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls.
MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
ME: White. …
MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.
MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
ME: Cow’s milk.
MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: Uhm, lemme go with d freezeland cow.
MAID: Would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar.
MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: Abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a glass of water…
MAID: Mineral, tap or still water?
ME: Mineral water.
MAID: flavored or non flavored?
ME: Entlek get me an empty glass

If you send her R29 Vodacom airtime and she sends you a please call,
my brother marry that chick she knows how to budget !!!

If you’re bored like I am, here’s what to do: Place a cube of sugar where ants are prevalent in your house. Observe as one ant will spot it, the little snitch will then go and report to others. After it has left, remove it, so that when the other ants come they will think the other ant is a liar 😠and will never trust him again. *Ruin his life..

Tht moment whn a Zulu guy says: I’m Solly and u get confused
whether he’s apologizing or introducing himself

When they answer the phone
white’s: Hello !!
BLACK’S: YELLOW !! ..

June 6 vs 4
Who ever bathed during summer shall not bother themselves with bathing this winter

Baby sitting is so good
I mean you eat everything you never ate in your childhood

Women inbox Us First All The Time,
You Just Haven’t Experienced It Because You’re Ugly 🙆