Marrying some one below 35 and above 17 years is like
hoversting honey from beehive in traditional method
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Yesterday i Was in Town .. i Saw This Beautiful Girl Waving And i Waved Back , Well She Wasn’t Waving At Me But To This Guy Standing Next To Me 😓 So To Avoid The Awkwardness i Kept My Hand Up , The Taxi Stopped .. Now I’m in Lesotho Starting A New Life
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imagine you accidentally post your nudes then boom,
battery finishes,charger breaks,
you take your moms charger then boom load shedding
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Congratulations to all Ladies who got pregnant by Men they met on social media…👏👏
•°•
My Sister you’re carrying a little Notification..
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What I want to know is about the person who invented the Drawing Board.
If they got it wrong on the first attempt, what did they go back to?
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Wife : I’m Going To London , What Gift Do You Want ?
Husband : One British Girl
* Wife Returned From Her Trip From London*
Husband : Where Is My Gift ??
Wife : Wait For 9 Months …!
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Once there was a beggar.
he said to one old women please give me one chappati,
old women said you have phone ? I
will send you one pic of chappati.
print it and eat it .
when he listen this he was faint there.
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I think I am the 1 of the few Ndebele guy
who can speak fluence English.
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WARNING ‼‼‼
Please, don’t eat anything at these places
1.Nandos
2.KFC
3. Chicken lickin
*without me*
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The way I’m Afraid of People
I don’t think I’m gonna attend my Wedding
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TOILET PAPER IS FOR LADIES real men uses.
Calendars, Boxes,Cement papers and Stones
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Two engineers arrived at work at the same time and one said, “You normally walk to work. Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking home yesterday, took a shortcut through the park, and was minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want.'”
The second engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
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Men don’t print Airtime.
If he doesn’t call you, call him. Trust me you won’t die!
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You can never organise a surprise party with Xhosa people
because they’ll go to that person and say
we’re coming to your surprise party next week
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i seriously don’t know why people expect pastors’ kids to be like them.
God only called their fathers.
It wasn’t a conference call…
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As the year comes to an end,
I urge you to take care of yourself
and avoid accidents because
spare parts for old models like you
are no longer in stock.
forward to other old models you care about.
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