Welcome to South Africa where people get shocked
when the Taxi driver speaks in English
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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It was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions to the students. She asked Tom, ‘Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet ‘E’?
Tom replied ‘ELEPHANT’
Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘T’.
Tom replied ‘Two Elephants’
Teacher asked him the same question.
Tom replied ‘Ten Elephants’
Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘M’
Tom replied ‘Mother Elephant’
The angry teacher repeated the same question.
Cool Tom replied ‘May be an elephant’
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This lockdown is starting to feel like a game.
Congratulations you have completed level 3,
you have now unlocked alcohol!!!
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I regret introducing my mom to Candy Crush.
She didn’t cook last night.
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Some ladies will be like ‘he is not my type’…
Question is… My Sister Are u looking for a Blood donor?
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Sometimes you have to surprise the cashier by pushing the trolley,🛒🚶 only to buy airtime.
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People Say You Cannot Live Without Love🙄
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I Think Oxygen Is More Important
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The way l am so good at sleeping😴
I can even do it with my eyes closed
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– Friends : ☺ You Had Too Much To Drink 😊 , So Tonight Slow Down 🙏
– Me : 😠 All Of First 😡 , Business Your Mind
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Guys I know we might share jokes, laughing together and such. But my private life has nothing to do with you, so please I want the truth now! Who gave Cristiano Ronaldo my Contact Number?
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мєѕѕαgє: * ѕσмє тєχт мιѕѕιηg *
мєѕѕαgє: * ѕσмє тєχт мιѕѕιηg *
ѕєη∂єя: * ηαмє мιѕѕιηg * * ηυмвєя мιѕѕιηg *
ѕєηт: * ∂αтє мιѕѕιηg *
мιѕѕιηg υ α ℓσт тнαтѕ у єνєяутнιηg ιѕ мιѕѕιηg…. ♥
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A fat Teacher nd a Waves
Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Waves: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Waves: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Waves: “Homework!”
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Any Woman cheating on her man this year,
may catch fire , break a leg, loose your
front teeth and be struck by lightning.
Any man cheating on his woman, May we
be forgiven and shown the light, for we do
not know what we do.
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No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference btwn the two words “COMPLETE” and “FINISHED”. Some people say there is no difference between ”COMPLETE” and “FINISHED”, but there is. When you marry the right woman you are COMPLETE and when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED! When your wife catches you with another woman you are COMPLETELY FINISHED and when your wife likes shopping so much you are FINISHED COMPLETELY!
Knowledge will kill me
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Boys listen, before you date a girl from now, u have to ask her the month in which she was born
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Guys how can u started dating today n tomorrow b her birthday
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