There’s no bigger peer pressure than All the people around you at church standing up for a song.

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*COME JANUARY*
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Be careful how you spend your December salary. January has almost 60 days

People Going To Church +🙏 Wearing So Beautifully 🔥♥ ,
How i Wish it Can Be Their Hearts That Are That CLEAN And BEAUTIFUL

When you accidentally say: “sweet dreams” to your diabetic😨 girlfriend..!

I am Enjoying my last R1000 i got from selling one of my kidneys…
Now i am here thinking what’s the use of having two balls 🤔

With all due respect for the
LAWYERS

A lawyer who had a wife and 12 children needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to re-occupy the home.

He was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.

When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place.

He couldn’t say he had no children, because he couldn’t lie…. “WE ALL KNOW”…lawyers cannot and do not lie. (?????)

So he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.

He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent.

He loved one of the homes and the price was right — the agent asked: “How many children do you have?

He answered: “Twelve.”

The agent asked “Where are the others?”

The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look answered “They’re in the cemetery with their mother.”

MORAL: It’s not necessary to lie. One only has to choose the right words… And don’t forget, unfortunately most politicians are lawyers.

Beatiful girls will never talk about their inbox drama.They just ignore inboxes and go on with their gorgeous lives.
But the gorillas modimo the whole community facebook will know you inboxed her.

If your girlfriend has friends she calls, boo, bish,bestie,galfriend
my broda that is the board of directors that ruins your relationship

Your boyfriend thinks you can’t replace
him. I mean if you can remove your
eyebrows and draw them back, who is he?

When I joined the gym, they said I would see changes within weeks. It’s been 6 months now and I haven’t seen any changes. I guess it’s time I go there personally and check what the problem is

I’m that kind of a guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel a bomb defuser

Learnership programme

The Taxi Industry(SANTACO)is offering a learnership programme, interested candidates must be high school drop outs,

Outstanding learners will receive a
>quantum
>leather jacket
>sjambok and all star shoes(socks are not allowed)

Purporse of the job

>To transport and insult passengers
>swearing at the public

Requirements
>skilled in spotting potholes
>Must be able to spot traffic cops from miles away
>Must speak only zulu
>Must own 2unlicensed firearms
>Knowledge of shortcuts
>Can count only if the money comes seat by seat and also count up to 16passengers
>Must also change money,change radio stations,exchange remarks and change lanes at all the time and stop anywhere anytime
>Knowing english
(short left short right &stop sign)
is an advantage

To apply go to your nearest
taxi rank and ask for babu’ Mkhize..

Black parents be like:
“How do you fail Mathematics when I
bought you a new blazer?”

Once a wise man told me No matter how HOT she is
somewhere someone is tired of her….