Don’t Be Surprised If Your Boyfriend
Doesn’t Marry You, it’s Not Easy Paying For
Something That You Already Ate

GUY: Babe I really want you to be mine
.
Girl: Lol! I have a boyfriend sorry.
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Guy: Goalposts have keeper but strikers
always score.
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Girl: Lol! You look like a defender in this one
then.
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Guy: Sergio Ramos is a defender but he has
scored in 2 champions league finals.
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Girl: Whatever Dude! Besides my
boyfriend is tall and rich!.
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Guy: Manuel Neuer is 6’4 but Messi still
chipped Him.
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Girl: Lol! But you know that Messi is richer than
Manuel Neuer right?
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Guy: Sure I know but Messi isn’t taller dan
him, so that is 1 – 1
and that was all Barcelona needed to oust
Chelsea and move on to win the champions league that year. So?
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Girl: You never give up do you?
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Guy: Ac milan were leading 3nil in first half against liverpool in 2005 cl final, yet Liverpool won the trophy.
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Girl: Lol! This your knowledge of football will
really take you places.
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Guy: Lol, surely will and the next destination
is your heart.
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Girl: Don’t even try it I will just block you
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Guy: In 2006 Petr Cech tried blocking
Stephen Hunt from scoring, Cech ended up hurting Himself.
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Girl: Loool! you are a genius, call me I’ll be free
this weekend!!!.
Anything is possible with Football
😂😂😂

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

My friend walked in as I was taking out pizza from the fridge ,
so I took everything out and started cleaning the fridge😏✋

Dear males

Is it safe to run to you to hug you and whisper in your ear if I suspect someone is following me?😢

your baby bra is really cute.
Isn’t that when you were in elementary school.
Until this college you are still wearing.
Durable, huh

The world has grown suspicious of anything
that looks like a happily married life.

Village girl:Can I have an ice cream
Cashier :Which flavor?
Village girl:Sugar flavor

>You are not black enough if your mother
didn’t tell you to reduce your age in a taxi😂

Whether I have a house or not if I’m dating a girl with a house,
I become the man of that house and she has to listen to me,
if not she must get out of my house

Good men are not easy to find these days,
u have to steal him from one careless woman
who doesn’t know the value of what she has