Met my crush at mukuleng i bought doritos with money
i was suppose to buy cabbage with
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Sometimes Am Single,
Sometimes Am in a Relationship,
Sometimes Am Searching,
Sometimes It’s Complicated
It depends on who is asking
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That Moment When Your Chatting With Bae On
Whatsapp And Facebook But Ka Different Topic
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People change completely when
they start using iPhone📱
It must be the Apple 🍏
It changed Eve too.😕
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No one makes good jokes like an ugly person
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When they move from Europe to Africa =Voyages of discovery.
When we move from Africa to Europe =Illegal immigrants.
A group of Africans in Europe =Refugees.
A group of Europeans in Africa = Tourists .
A group of Africans in the bush = Poachers .
A Group of Europeans in bush = Hunters !
Black people working in a foreign country =Foreigners.
White people working in a foreign country=Expatriates!!
This world has failed Africa!
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Some of you ladies your boyfriends are out there telling their sidechick
that they won’t break-up with you cz you might kill yourselves
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Chicken is better than that guy who said he will even die for you.
Chicken actually died for you.
Chicken is true love.
#Foodiie
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Vodacom shake everyday be like,
“You have won two chicken from your neighbor as X-mas gift. Please take your gift at night and make sure that no one is seeing you because it’s a suprise… enjoy”
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Quote of the week
*Why can’t satan just apologise to God and we go back to Eden and be naked again…………..*
*there is a person that I want to see without clothes*
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Teacher: “Who Created The Earth?”
(Boy Pokes A Girl’s Back With A Pen)
Girl: “Oh God!”
Teacher: “Good Girl. Correct Answer”
Teacher Again Asked: “Who Was Born On 25 Dec?”
(Boy Again Pokes The Girls Back)
Girl: “Oh Jesus!”
Teacher: “Very Good. Correct Answer”
Teacher Again Asked: “What Did Eve Tell To Adam When They Had Their 17th Baby?”
(Boy Pokes On Girl’s Back Again)
Girl: “If You Don’t Stop Inserting That Thing In Me Now. I’ll Break That Into 2 Pieces And Just Put It Into Your Nostrils.”
Teacher Fainted!!
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I am not going bath🛀🛁 until the temperature is above my age!!!
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Two blind men were fighting…
Den I shouted dat am supporting de one
who has a knife
bt they both run away
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Am hunting for my brother from another mother,
he just won powerball jackpot hle 64mil….please help asap…
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You can not love taking pictures like
those sisters and brothers
who attend church at our campuses… Iyooo noo..
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My brother if you ever meet a beautiful,
loyal & focused girl with goals and a great
smile and you feel like she’s the typa girl to
cuff, don’t waste any time,Please give her
my number
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