A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.
-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.
Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.
The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.
The client went into his room, he didn’t ask for food or anything else.
Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.
After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client’s room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.
The boss didn’t sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.
In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.
He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.
The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.
The boss was in a shock but he didn’t reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.
After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.
The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.
This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.
Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn’t leave his face.
The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife??? In fact, the boss didn’t arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.
The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.
To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.
The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.
In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.
-”If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?”
-”I promise I will never let anyone know”.
-”Swear”
-”I swear I won’t reveal your secret”
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.
Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn’t revealed his secret to anyone.
When he does, I will let you know… thank you for reading.
Do you want to come and beat me?

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Cant wait to have my own Home
so i can watch P*rn with Full Volume on a big screen Tv

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The nigga next to me in the taxi just told someone on the phone
“Let me park and call you back”

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Tell him he is handsome not cool
he’s man not an ice cream.

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A grandson goes to visit his grandmother
she’s in the kitchen and says make yourself at home
on the coffee table a big bowl of nuts he helps himself
she walks in he says these nuts are good grandma
she says all I can do is suck the chocolate off without my teeth in lol

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Motivational speakers be like ”
I started My Chicken dust business with feathers only”

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Never force children to Pray.
At
dinner, …

A little boy was ordered to lead in prayer…:

BOY: But i dont know how to
pray.

DAD: Just pray for your family
members, friends and
neighbours, the poor, etc

BOY: “Dear Lord..”
he started

Thank u for our visitors and
their children, who finished all my cookies and ice
cream.

Bless them so they won’t come
again.

Forgive our neighbour’s
son, who always remove
my sister’s clothes and wrestle with her on her
bed.

This coming Christmas, please
send clothes to all
those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s Blackberry!

…and also provide shelter for the homeless men who use
mom’s
room when daddy is at work!

°°°AMEN°°°°

………Dinner was cancelled!

Don’t be selfish,
Please ‘share’ the fun!

Hahahaha

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This is South Afrik Idols is will back ohhh jerrrr

Proveb: This is South African Idols and we will be right back after the break..

This is South Afrik Idols is will bag if it break..

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She said, she wants water to drink,
she came back smelling 4 slice of cheese😭😭😭

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why it is difficult for a woman to leave
abusive relationship than broke guy

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Nyaope boys they steal everything even
one shoe left or right and they will sell it to
one leged person, this people have no chill

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It was a practical session in the psychology
class.
The professor showed a large cage with a
male rat in it.
The rat was in the middle of the cage.
Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on
one side and kept a female rat on the other
side.
The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.
Then, the professor changed the cake and
replaced it with some bread.
The male rat ran towards the bread.
This experiment went on with the professor
changing the food every time.
And, every time, the male rat ran towards
the food item and never towards the female
rat.
Professor said: This experiment shows that
food is the greatest strength and attraction.
Then, one of the students from the back
rows said:
“Sir, why don’t you change the female rat?
This one may be his wife!”

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‘I was the most Outstanding student in my class….
.
.
.
.
BCoz my teacher always used to keep me out of da class…’

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Can u please help my son at creche they need animal name dat start with the letter K, I wrote “Kow 🐃” they saying it’s wrong

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