I just Love smoking music while listening to weed

if You Are Still Dating Your Babydaddy 🙄 , it’s Only You And Your Grandmother Who Know What You Did To That Poor Guy.

For those asking me hore how is 2019 pls stop,
am also new here only 4 days

People with dimples were fed on an empty feeding bottles🍼!!!!!

Case closed and good night in-advance with your dimples

Most of you don’t have haters.
You just have people telling you the truth that you don’t want to hear!

The Way you skip my posts even
when they make sense is the same way
they Skip your application even When you qualify! 🙄

My neighbours chickens are busy roaming around
in my yard don’t they know next week its Christmas day

Do you see those pictures you took together with your boyfriend while both of you are laughing, one day you are going to delete them crying…

Kenny is an engineer that can’t find a job so he opens a
clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT
FOR R50 – IF NOT CURED YOU GET BACK R200 A
lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn
R150 and goes to the clinic… Lawyer: “I have
lost my sense of taste”
Kenny : “Nurse, bring
medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in
patient’s mouth” Lawyer: “Urgh..this is paraffin”
Kenny : “Congrats, your sense of taste is
restored. Give me R50” The annoyed lawyer goes
back after a few days to recover his money…
Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot
remember anything”
Kenny : “Nurse, bring
medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in his
mouth” Lawyer (annoyed): “This is paraffin. You
gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”
Kenny : “Congrats. You got your memory
back. Give me R50” The fuming lawyer pays him,
and then comes back a week later determined to
get back R200.
Lawyer: “My eye sight has become
very weak”
Kenny: “Well, I don’t have any
medicine for that, so take this R200” Lawyer
(staring at the note): “But this is R50, not R200”
Kenny : “Congrats, your eyesight is restored.
Give me R50”

” The Moment” Is When You Join A Group Called..
👇
” Single ☝ And Searching 🔍”
.
And Find That Your Main Bae Is The Admin

A man is sent to prison for the first time. At night, the lights in the cell block are turned off, and his cellmate goes over to the bars and yells, “Number twelve!” The whole cell block breaks out laughing. A few minutes later, somebody else in the cell block yells, “Number four!” Again, the whole cell block breaks out laughing.
The new guy asks his cellmate what’s going on. “Well,” says the older prisoner, “we’ve all been in this here prison for so long, we all know the same jokes. So we just yell out the number instead of saying the whole joke.”
So the new guy walks up to the bars and yells, “Number twenty-nine!” This time the whole cell block rocks with the loudest laughter, prisoners rolling on the floor laughing hysterically.
When the guffaws die down, the bewildered new guy turns to the older prisoner and asks, “How come you guys were laughing so hard this time?”
“Oh,” says the older man wiping tears from his eyes, “we’d never heard that one before!”

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When a girl rejects me,I tell myself that
she’s HIV positive and she don’t want to infect me
Finish&klaar

I am 29 years old single guy with no child I’m from Pretoria and I’m working.I want a seriouse single lady who sell Laptop I want to buy it