Relationship stress can make you iron all your clothes
And when you done you realize you didn’t plug the iron

Your parents didn’t feed,raise and educated you to stand
next to stranger’s cars and take pictures for a profile pic

I wonder why there is a fence at a zoo
I mean who can steal animals

A man bought a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
He decided to test it at dinner: …

Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?

Son: At school
(robot slaps the son and he immediately changes his mind)

Okay, okay, I went to the movies! Dad: Which one?

Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps the son again!)

Okay Alright, I was watching dirty movies.

Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even know
what dirty moves are (robot slaps dad)

Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he is your Son!
(robot gives Mom a hot dirty slap)

That embarrassing moment when you realize that
person wasn’t waving at you…😥
•°•
Eix!

Why all these Pastors and Prophets who are currently here in South Africa can’t go to other African countries like Libya, Zimbabwe, Tunisia, Egypt and Morocco etc, to do the dirty works there too? Why is it seems like everyone who want to become Pastor/Prophet the first choice is to come to South Africa?

Girls IF YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU JUST INBOX ME ,
WE WON’T TOLERATE NONSENSE

My mother-in-law visited me and my wife but coincidentally,that day my wife
was feeling for sex and she did not want to whisper to me since i was busy
sharing stories with her mother. My wife tricked me by pretending she has
headache and went straight to the bedroom. After some minutes, I followed her
leaving her mother in the sitting room. I took some time there, but when I came
back I had forgotten to close my zip.
Mother-in-law: How is she feeling now?
Me: She is now feeling better, I have given her paracetamol.
Mother-in-law: OK, close the pharmacy

A man asked a very beautiful Air hostess: “What’s your name?”

Air hostess: “Eva Benz..”

Man : “Lovely name…any relation to Mercedes Benz?”

Air hostess: (smiling) “The maintenance costs are the same”

*Gals* are busy complaining that when men have ***x* or *impregnate* them they run away.My question is:-
when u score a *goal* do u remain at the goal post or run *celebrating wildly*😆😆😜😜
😂😂
wisdom will kill me

My Sunday school teachers never told me I was ugly.
They waited until it was time for church drama,
then they made me Satan!