You know you are about to be given a punani
when you hear her say ” Go lock the door first”

Gone are those days

Why did we break (me n my ex) ? Well, few months back it was my birthday(AUGUST). My ex girl didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my friends . I went to school and even my class mates didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my class, my bestie ( girl friend) said, “Happy birthday, !” I felt so special. She asked me out for chill. After chillin’ she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” “Okay,” I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my ex , my parents, my friends , my classmates , & my cousins all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… naked

*Ladies: If your maid has never asked for a day off
just know her boyfriend is in the same house.*

Nurse: “Sir, Your Wife’s Phone”

Doctor: “What’s The Matter?”

Nurse: “She Wants To Kiss You”

Doctor: “I’m Busy, You Take Her Kiss & Give Me Later“

The doctor said I must not carry anything heavy.
So now I sit down when I pee

If You Ever Get Caught Sleeping At Work😴
Just Slowly Raise Your Head And Say:
”In Jesus Name Amen”..! 🙏

Cant wait for valentine’s day to see short
girls wearing red outfits looking like fire
extinguishers

Parents a confusing sometimes
They will beat so that you cry and then beat you so you keep quiet

Ladies
Never say all he wanted was sex when all you can offer him is sex……..
Did you try giving him your father’s land and he refused?????

Cutey girlz are quiet about Valentine’s day
its only vogizara n bozodwa
Wa Bantu crying for teady bear’s

Dear Female Seniors

Can this year see who is who toe? Leave those weave and make up at home. We are tired of dating our relatives

I don’t care if I dream about it or not,
cheating is cheating.
When I dream that you cheated,
when I wake up it’s over between us

If you’re a girl and you don’t have stretch marks,
sorry we can’t date . I don’t date immature girls😐