These Days You Don’t Know Whether
The Aunty Smiling At You Wants You For Her Daughter Or For Herself

*Family crisis is when u discover that the father that fathered your father’s mother is not related to your sister’s cousin’s brother…*
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*Are u getting it?*

Me in heaven: Yo! Where’s the cloud where the water turn into wine?

GOD: GET OUT!!

Just Imagine you are in heaven eating your daily bread then boom!!
Satan passes with pizza.*

I know slay queens will follow him

Today I went to school in a taxi
DRIVER : I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do he said! 😎😎😎.
After a few seconds I said : TURN LEFT !!!!!!!

No One Can Clean A Room Faster Than A Niqqer
Who’s Wait For A Girl To Come..

One Day You Will Want To Inbox Me
But I will Be Married
So Please Use This Time Wisely

I’m sorry to say this but Girls are slowly replacing swimming pools

Signs that shows your man is gay
1.He owns a gown
2.He eats 3 slices of bread
3.He owns silk sheets
4.He has long hair
5.Long nails
6.Takes 1 hour bath/shower
7.Pictures of topless man on his cell phone
8.Follows more guys than girls on social networks
9.Too many selfies of him pouting or biting his tongue
10.MOST IMPORTANTLY, He’s a Orlando Pirates FC fan

Some of you should have been married
long time..you always looking down on
your smart phones at the malls, passing
your husbands

A Zulu man went to an electronic
shop.
He asked the shopkeeper; What is the
price of this television?
The shopkeeper replied; We don’t sell
our products to the Zulu people .
Zulu man again came the next day after
cutting his beard.
He asked; What is the price of this
television?
The shopkeeper replied; We don’t sell
our products to the Zulu people.
The next day Zulu man came with a
different face and asked; What is the
price of this television?
The shopkeeper replied; We don’t sell
our products to the Zulu people
Zulu man got irritated and asked the
shopkeeper; How do you recognise
me everytime?
The shopkeeper replied; Because this
is not a television. It is a microwave
oven.
One word for Zulu man

I saved my girlfriend contact with her real name on my phonebook but usually when i pick her call i say ‘hi love…’ So yesterday i ran out of airtym while talking to her, so i had to use my friend’s phone to call her without him noticing. when i dialed her number on his phone, it displayed “MY LOVE…” So i was wondering how that smartphone knew i was calling her. iphones are really smart. I’m really considering getting one

Best interview ever.
An arab man was on a job interview and the interviewer was a lady….
.
Madam: What is your full names sir.?
Mr: Saq Madik.
Madam: WTF!!!.suck what.?
Mr:Madik.
Madam fainted
😂😂😂

The Smarter a woman gets , the more difficult
it is for her to find the right man.
So my sister if you are single, you are probably smart or men just dont want you