TEACHER:Give me colors that begin with letter “M”
PUPIL:Maroon!
TEACHER:What else?
NGONGO:Mlue,Mlown,Mlack,Mink,Maiolet
TEACHER:Melygood!
Malakmakan!!!
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A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out if he will ever be lucky in love.
The fortune teller reads his palm and tells the frog, “I have good news and I have bad news. Which would you like to hear first?”
The frog asks for the good news first.
The fortune teller says, “You are going to meet the most beautiful girl, who is going to be very interested in you and will want to know all about you. She will want you to open up for her and you will give her your heart.”
“That’s great!” says the frog. “But what’s the bad news?”
“Well, you’re going to meet her in Biology class.
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Witchcraft is when you work at SPUR and your ex come with his new girlfriend on her birthday
n you have to sing her
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Don’t advertise your happiness on social
media.
Don’t advertise your happy marriage On
social media.
Don’t advertise your holidays on social
media.
Don’t advertise your kids achievements
on social media.
Don’t advertise your pregnancy on social
media.
Don’t advertise your expensive buys on
social media. (Car, house etc)
No one is going to be happy for you.
all the “nice” comments you get are just
fake.
you just attracting the evil eye on you &
your family.
you just attracting jealous people into
your life.
you don’t know who’s saving your
pictures & checking your updates.
you really need to Stop this as it is going
to ruin your life, family, marriage.
social media , if not used responsibly , can
be the devils eyes, ears & mouth, don’t fall
into the devils trap.
May God help us & save us from social media
disaster !!!
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When I’m Mad At Bae😏
I Even Remove Her From “Bluetooth Paired Device”
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Kadyo: man, do you know my dog’s intelligence.
Berto: really man? How did you say?
Kadyo: since yesterday was my neighbor asked him. 2 + 2 said. Then, he bark at four times.
Berto: is it good?
Kadyo: but there’s a problem, buddy.
Berto: oh why?
Kadyo: my neighbor asked him again 2 MILLION + 2 million. Until now, still bark. I haven’t eaten anything yet.
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May all those who gonna cheat tonight lose their front teeth..! 🙏
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The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
– The tender one
– the amazing one
– Lady of my dreams
The wife got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother
, and then called the second number his sister replied back . She dialed the third her own phone rang !!!!
She cried until she got her eyes swollen because she doubted her husband, so she gave him her monthly salary to make up for her sin.
Once his mother knew of the story, she sold her jewelery and gave him the money
The husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as “Abu Khalid The Electrician” …
Men Men Men!!!!!!
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Have you ever noticed that
A woman’s
“I will be ready in 5 minutes”
And
A man’s
“I will be home in 5 minutes”
Are exactly the same? 🤔
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The u are black u look like someone was testing a boom with ur face
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WHITES:STOP SINGING
BLACKS:BOPHA M🔜 WENJA✊
I SALUTE BLACKS
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People That Don’t Know Me Think I’m Shy😖
.
People That Know Me Wish I Was
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I was so broke until my bundle of joy came back
with his teachers wallet
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Santa’s Complaint To Flipkart Support Center:
Dear Flipkart, I Always Opt For “Cash On Delivery”
But Your Delivery Boy Never Gives Me The Cash!
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Yesterday l went to a restaurant. l saw there was a WiFi service, so l asked for the password. The waitress told me eat first, so l placed my order. After eating l asked again for the password, and again, she told me eat first. Feeling frustrated, l ordered black coffee. After coffee, again l asked for the password. They told me eat first. Then angrily, l walked to the restaurant manager and asked for the password. He replied eat first !!! l was about to explode, when I finally saw a sign on the wall indicating “WiFi password…EAT FIRST”.*
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You’ve failed as a boyfriend if your girlfriend has a male bestie
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