I paid R4000 entrance fee at the zoo
but they don’t allow me to hug a Lion

If he always get home at 04:00am or 05:30am never ever call him your boyfriend or husband but an alarm⏰.
My sister even if you poison that idiot😂
God will understand!!!!!!!!

Good morning!!!!

I said I’ll Pay You At The End Of The Month,
I Didn’t Say Which Month

I hate Tupperware !I don’t understand how can one
SKHAFTINA🍱 have so much power over our moms

Your Parents Are Still Together 😬😴
But When You Are Asked “Who Your Favorite Couple is?” ,
You’ll Say it’s “Jay Z And Beyonce” 😠😡 ..
After All The School fees

You call me Man but you don’t understand✋
I’m more than that

if Your Mom Doesn’t Complain About You Using Your Phone Too Much ,
Just Know That You Are Adopted 😏 ..
Don’t Argue With Me ✋ , Go Ask Your Father

Your parents didn’t feed,raise and educated you to stand
next to stranger’s cars and take pictures for a profile pic

GIRL: I want to show you something.
BOY: Okay.
GIRL: Can we go inside the bedroom?
BOY: (excited) sure, we can.
GIRL: Can I switch off the light?
BOY: Go on.
GIRL: Can I close the curtains and
windows?
BOY: (very excited) Fast!
GIRL: Can I lock the door?
BOY: Wow! Yea immediately!
GIRL: I’m done, come closer.
BOY: Here I am (this will be amazing).
GIRL: “I want to show you that my
watch has a light, you can use it to
check the time in darkness.”

One evening, a young woman
came home from a date, rather
sad.
She told her mother, “Anthony
proposed to me an hour ago.”
“Then why are you so sad?” her
mother asked.
“Because he also told me he is an
atheist. Mum, he doesn’t believe
there’s a Hell.”
Her mother replied, “Marry him
anyway. Between the two of us,
we’ll show him just how wrong he
is.”

[Dear Ladies]
Sometimes you just gotta tell your Man:
”Never mind my other man will do it”..!

A wife was in bed with her lover🍆🍑 when she heard her husband’s key in the door.🙄
“Stay where you are,😏” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.✋”
Sure enough,😄 the husband lurched into bed none the wiser😶, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet🤔 sticking out at the end of the bed😶.
He turned to his wife: “Hey,🤨 there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on💁‍♂️?”
“Nonsense,🙄” said the wife, “You’re so drunk😏 you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there😆.”
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. “One, two,✌three👌, four.🖖 Damn, you’re right.🤣