If you WON 50 Million of Rand and your Ex
needs 49 Million for Kidney transplant
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Which colour of Lamborghini will you
Choose ?

Some Exes Need To Understand That Even If We Hear That They Are Now Doctors We Won’t Regret A Thing

in My Next Life , if i Hear The Name “South Africa”
in My Mother’s Womb ,
i Will Just Use Her intestine To Hang Myself

Boy: Mom Why Diamond Was Given The Name “Diamond”😀?
Mom: Because Her Mom Loves Diamonds😊
Boy: Ohh😯 then Why You Game This Name I have?😕
Mom: Shut Up Dickson

Did u know that women live longer on earth
because they don’t have wives?😂

No woman can control me
no woman can control me
but when she says go lock the door first
you fly like a bird

Breaking news : Cristiano Ronaldo wants to go back to Manchester United after fighting with Bale and Benzema because they refused to call him Messi at training.

If I Act Rich On Facebook And You Know Me In Real Life
.
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Please Keep Quiet
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I Can Not Be Poor Online And Offline

I wanna mix russian bear🍺,18-18
And Brutal 8🍻 while Smoking weed🍁🍁…..
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Any words 4 me

Scary moment is when u fell a sleep in a couch but when u wake up u wake up in bed… But u live alone…

what is the opposite of Transparent

👶Transchildren

My neighbour’s son just gave me a grade 1
maths to solve.
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Please pray for me because I’m about to
disgrace myself..