Yesterday I saw my crush drinking water
i didn’t know we have so much in common

When I was born I was so mad at my parents,
I didn’t talk to them for 12 months…

A good wife will bring her husband’s phone in a tray
when it is ringing.

How come does 60 seconds equal 1 minute
60 minutes equal 1 hour
But 60 hours is not equal to 1 day

Nyaa (8) Was In A bus Eating a Chocolate ,
Then He Took Another One And Then Another,
A Man Next To Him Said ” Do You…Know That
Too Much Of It Will Damage Your Teeth ”
Nyaa replied. ” My Grandfather Lived To 132 years ”
The Man Asked ” Was It Because Of Eating Chocolate ? ”
Little Nyaa Replied, ” No , he was always minding his own business”

Another way of asking if a guy has a car:
“So you mean you going to drive all the way just for me..!?”

My brother if she doesn’t disturb u , annoys u‍😡
or give u any headache😡 then she is not the one ….real girlfriends 💑act like Demons 👹some even act like witches from Malawi.

the biggest mistake you can make is showing your child that
your phone has games

There was a beautiful girl in a village admired by four men.
SINGER
HUNTER
DOCTOR
FISHERMAN
One day,she went to wash her clothes by the river coincidentally the four men where there watching her, All of a sudden a crocodile bit her and dragged her into the water.
The SINGER composed a beautiful song ,the crocodile raised its head above the water to listen to the song,
The HUNTER shot it,and it was dead . The girl floated on the water.
The FISHERMAN dived in and brought her out to the shore then,
The DOCTOR treated her and she was well again.
Now who deserves to marry the girl among the four men?
Need answer from intelligent people like U!!!!!

Stop it I liiike it

Ngrrrrrrrr ngrrrrrrr
Him::: Hello bbes
Her:::::hi Sam..I called to tell you that j can’t do this anymore..it’s getting hard by the day
Him::::can’t do what exactly?
Her:::I mean ,you don’t even have a car ..how will we go out ?
Him:::: hey hey hey ..hold up!…do YOU have a car ?
Her::no I don’t,But you’re a man and you’re the one who’s supposed to make a plan and have a car
Him:::ohhh I see ..so all the women that have cars,,are men ..is that what you’re telling me?
Her:::nooo no no
Him:::ohk ..does your father have a car ?
Her::::be he doesn’t Sam,, but that’s besides the point 🤷‍♀️
Him::::point my foot,,,you have 5 brothers ,do they have cars ?
Her:::no bbe they don’t but…
Him:::But what huh?

Don’t come up with stories..find R10 and come see me tomorrow 9am ..I’ll be home

Her::::ok bbe I’m sorry ..see you tomorrow

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Volume gents how far

If Animal Have Facebook.

These Are Most Likely To Be Their Status.

Cockroach: “Managed To Skip From Someone’s Foot Step Man, I Lead A Dangerous Life Style”

Cat: “My Seventh Child Is Asking Who Is Her Father? What Should I Tell Her? I Don’t Even Remember”

Chicken: “If Tomorrow I Am Not Updating My Status. Means I Am Being Served At Kfc Love You All?”

Octopus: “I Have Just Refilled My Ink Hurrrrrrraaaayyy”

Goat: “Friends, Don’t Go Outside, Eid Holiday Is Coming“

The nigga next to me in the taxi just told someone on the phone
“Let me park and call you back”