Before: they said to be robbed of you, just not being burned out…
Now: you have a fire.. you are still stealing.
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Before: when burned, it will help with the fire.
Now: Let’s visit a fire video.
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Before: Children, go into the house, there are some Japanese!
Today: Children, get undressed, there are some Japanese!
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Noon: Pray before meals.
Today: selfie before meals.
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Before: when flooding lumilikas
Now: when flooding, picture picture post on Facebook plus instagram.
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Before: many men are so handsome
Today: many handsome men are so handsome
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Before: a lot of gentle girls
Today: there are many gentle men amputik!!!
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Before: if it’s nice to court you right away.
Now: if you look good at first, maybe gay,
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Before: if handsome, womanizer
Now: even a ugly womanizer, sometimes it is still choosy! Shameless face!
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Before: wait for the moon before getting married!
Now: wait wait for the stomach before marriage.
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Before… not all women beautiful
Today… not all beautiful girls
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The courtship before and now
Before: separated wood, water water, climbing wild
Now: Find, talk, deal
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It was still a trend to serenade..
Now sit, story and pagkatayo, you!
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Before: if you’re not in the group, you’re caught in the topic
Now: if you’re not in the group, you are the topic

‘m not ready for December,
let’s add another 3 months ahead please
.

Nobody cheats like a Guy who always respond with
“Prblm is u don’t trust me”… To ur accusations

No matter how Angry the Community is, They will
never burn the Tarven ….they will rather
burn the school and the Clinic instead

I saw two cockroaches mating(having s*x). I wanted to spray insecticide”Baygon” and I thought twice,maybe he has been chasing her for years,and she has been eating his money without allowing him get”down there”,I’m a human and I have a good heart,so I let him enjoy……… But as I was leaving, I got a second thought. What if he’s raping her?…….. I’m confused. What do I do?

2018 is my year. I am getting married.
The pastor/prophet lied to you!
You are still single and we have 2 months remaining

December is time for family.
So if you see your boyfriend with another woman
it could be his cousin or his uncle’s daughter.
Are together Ladies?

That Moment When A Taxi Driver Takes A Different Route You Dont Know
And You Start To Worry.

`Some Irritating Facebook status

●I love him💕
-(Why dont you tell him in his inbox?)😕

●Who wants to take me out for lunch?🍝🍔
-(Why dont you tell your family to take you out?)

●Off to bed
-(Haiboo are we the one having your blankets?)

●I need to Unfriend some people👥👫👬
-(Really?Grow up ,why did you add them in the first place?Did you tell us when accepting or adding them?)

●I am missing him
-(Who cares!)😕

●I am bored😵
-(I’d urge you to get a life)

●All men are the same😑😐😐
-(Who told you to try them all?)

●I am Quitting Facebook.
-(So what ?!😒You want us to cry?)

●I’m back guys,I missed you so much!
-(ohh please😒,We didn’t even notice you gone😪😴)

😒

When you see a poor Man driving a Mercedes Benz
You know it is second hand nd the Mileage is really high..
Likewise when you see a poor Man Marrying a beautiful Woman