Dear girlfriend,
You can’t just dump me by saying
“it’s over”… I won’t believe you.
I want the following things to
support your decision:
1. 5 full Pages of your reasons.
2. Police affidavit.
3. A 90 minutes voice record of the
reason why you’re dumping me.
4. Your parents ID’s
5. Your parents’ permission.
6. The President’s approval.
7. Relocate to another country.
8. Lastly… You’ll have to perform
rituals Slaughtering two fat cows
Apologizing for hurting my feelings..
Either that… Or we stay
together!.

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My Landlord is a good man, I came back and see 2 big padlocks on my door. I know it’s because of insecurity in my area

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My phone is always in my hands so if you think
im ignoring you. You’re 100% correct

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I wanna mix russian bear🍺,18-18
And Brutal 8🍻 while Smoking weed🍁🍁…..
.
Any words 4 me

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I Personally Don’t Understand Why Drunk People Love To Talk Closer To Your Face

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LIVING WITH WIFE IS SIMPILE LIFE
LIVING WITH WIFE AND GIRLFRIEND IS ART OF LIVING LIFE

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If you are a ‘Side chick’ you not
Allowed to send texts Like:
“Hey Honey can I come and
visit you?”
•°•°•
You send texts Like: “Hello
Coach, Is there Any Practice
Today?”

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Have you ever looked at your boyfriend and wondered how a handsome guy like him
fell in love with an idiot like you

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Old Doctor and A Young Doctor.
A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the first house a woman complains, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.”
The older doctor says, “Well, you’ve probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Cut back on the amount you’ve been eating & see if that does the trick?”
As they left, the younger man said, “You didn’t even examine tht woman? How’d you come to the diagnosis so quickly?”
“I didn’t have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what probably was making her sick.”
The younger doctor said, “Pretty clever. If you don’t mind, I think I’ll try that at the next house.”
Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She said that she just didn’t have the energy she once did and said, “I’m feeling terribly run down lately.”
“You’ve probably been doing too much for the church,” the younger doctor told her, “Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps.”
As they left, the elder doctor said, “I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is most certainly correct, she’s very active in the church, but how did you arrive at it?” “I did what you did at the last house. I dropped my stethoscope &, when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the priest under the bed.”

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Gal : Hey.
boy:Who hey? Don’t ever call me that .
Gal:Sorry my love!how are you doing ?
Boy:I’m fine and you.
Gal:I’m fine but I need something from you.
Boy:What!.
Gal:Please could you send me 15k
Boy: For what?
Gal:5k for my clothes ,7k for my hair and nails and 3k for my shoes.
Boy:woow sure my love♥
Here
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and 2 extra
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State Your Age And Something You Can’t Do ? 😕😒

Me : I’m 17 And i Can’t Sing

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Daughter: Daddy can I go to my friend place to do my homework?
Dad: sit down.. Your Mom use to say the same thing when she want to come to me!!

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Some Of You Only Go To Church To Avoid
Cooking And Cleaning..!

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” The Moment” Is When You Join A Group Called..
👇
” Single ☝ And Searching 🔍”
.
And Find That Your Main Bae Is The Admin

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Did he ever tell you that when you send
him nudes he forward them to us(friends)
to admire?

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Our house was so dirty that we had to
wipe our feet when we went out

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