Rainbow (husband): Honey, I got hit by a car
outside office. Palesa brought me to the
hospital. They have been making tests and
taking X-rays. They blow to my head
though very strong, will not have any
serious or lasting injury. But I have 3
broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound
fracture in the left leg, and they may have
to amputate the right foot.
Wife: Who is Palesa??

My roommate’s parents were here today
so before they left they gave us R500 and
said we are going to see what we will buy.
So my roomate doesn’t want to give me my R250

No matter how tall u r my brother u cn nvr c tomorrow so b patient
N no matter how strong u r u can nvr carry ur self to ur grave

Ever faked a story so good that
you even forgot that you’re lying ?

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

“Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”

He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?”

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.”

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

“Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,

very closely:

“Are – my – test – results – back?”

In África we dont need Halloween,
.
Some girls make-ups are good enough to
scare us

At ABSA bank today in Polokwane Branch, a man goes to the ATM and
withdraws all his money. Then goes inside
the same bank and deposit the same
money he withdrew, telling the bank
officer that, my money is not safe outside
in the ATM…people are just withdrawing
anyhow and they may end up
withdrawing my money. Keep my money
inside the bank please!

When the broom realises that a mop is now ready to wipe the floor, it accuse the floor of looking like soil its self. What i mean is that Coca Cola can never drink sprite spirally!

Some Men Still Don’t Know The Real Face Of Their Wives Because They Married💍 Make-up Promoters

A husband and wife noticed that their little boy’s penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little boy lots of toast. The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a huge stack of toast. When the little boy comes down to breakfast, the mother says,’ Take the top two slices. The rest are for your father.

It would be unfair to say I didn’t learn
anything from Nelson Mandela
He taught me that it’s okay to forgive ur
enemies but never forgive ur cheating
partner

When he says “You are the only woman in
his life” well, My Sister. it is true he is not
lying because the others are girls