If I say you’re beautiful don’t say
“Really?”
Coz I can’t lie twice.

There was a small boy called Lesley, None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity.. One day his mother came to school to check how he was doing.. The teacher told his mother that she has never seen such a dumb kid nd she’s heard enough of him.. The mother was so shocked about the feedback nd decided to withdrew her son from that school nd even leave the town.. 25 years later Les former teacher was diagnosed with an incurable.. disease All Doctors advised her to have a Surgery.. Left with no options the Woman decided to do the operation which was successful.. When she opened her eyes she saw a handsome doctor smiling at her.. she wanted to thank him but could not talk, Her face turned blue!! she raised her hand trying to tell him something nd eventually died.. The Doctor was very shocked trying to understand what went wrong… when he turned around, he saw someone who just unplugged the machine nd put on his charger nd a stuff at that Hospital by the name Lesley😲😲😲….Please don’t tell me you thought the Doctor was Lesley

Wife is busy packing her clothes
Husband : where are you going?
Wife : I’m moving to my mother
Husband also start packing
Wife : Where are you going?
Husband : I’m also moving to my mother
Wife : And what about the kids?
Husband : Well if you are moving to your
mother and I’m also moving to my
mother….then I guess they must also move
to their mother
Wife fainted

You know girls…You can never satisfy them because you can just rob a bank for her and she goes like:
“Why did you rob CAPITEC instead of FNB?”

I will never watch a Nigerian movie again
how can a ghost wear a face mask?

How can you drink alcohol that has
a higher percentage ?. 😂 😂
.
Especially when compared with
your Mathematics results. 💖

If he always get home at 04:00am or 05:30am never ever call him your boyfriend or husband but an alarm⏰.
My sister even if you poison that idiot😂
God will understand!!!!!!!!

Good morning!!!!

They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups of milk yet
I wasnt able to move a wall,
but when i drank 4 bottles of beer
i saw walls moving by themselves.
.
These scientists are bloody liars 😂

I paid R1400 for a single night at Protea Hotel and
you expect me not to urinate on the bed??
Stop playing games with me.

Ladies just a quick reminder “Men don’t forgive cheating”..!

Dating a short woman is so
cutie, she will always looks up to you.

Their are only two naked thing that can kill a man
1). *Naked wire*
2). *Naked woman*
😂😂😂😂

*Hope I am not lying*