My girlfriend caught me cheating
Should I forgive her?👀

Every time i feel like I’m ugly i just go and look at a few profile pics of participants in this group then i feel better about myself. You guys give me hope.

My sister u have an expensive phone but you still post ugly pics.
Whats the purpose of buying an expensive phone My sister edit those pics u can’t afford to be ugly offline and online.

A mad man saw a brand new 4X4 car
parked in front of a house. He said “waow
the owner of this car is very dumb…simple
4×4 he cannot solve”…he then took a stone
and wrote on the car =16. The owner of
the car got so angry nd went ahead to
spray de car new. The mad man did it
again. The owner was so angry by this
time that when he finished spraying, he
ordered them to write 4X4=16.
This time
The mad man came around, looked at the
car, nodded his head, smiled, picked a
stone and marked it correct

Make sure you check your spelling and grammar before you post anything on Facebook. Because there are so many jobless English professor on Facebook..! ☝

A man came back from work at
night and heads straight to the
bedroom to make love to his
wife.
.
.
When done, he went straight to
the kitchen to fetch himself a
bottle of cold drink only to find
his wife there looking for
something in the fridge.
.
.
He asked his wife how she
quickly made it to the kitchen
when they’ve just finished
making love.
.
.
His wife shouted: “Haaaaa!!! That
was my twin sister in the
bedroom, she was so tired when
she arrived, I let her sleep in our
room” 😮😮😮
.
.
Alarmed, she ran to her twin
sister and asked her why she
didn’t say something when her
husband was making love to her.
.
.
Twin sister replied and said: “You
know your husband and I are
not in talking terms’. So I didn’t
want to be the one to talk to him
first!😏😏

After high school, I decided to try to go to Medical School. At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the letters:-
*PNEIS*

to form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when active.

Those who wrote spine are now professional doctors while the rest of us who wrote what you thought about before you saw spine are now WhatsApp groups and Facebook group admins

Peter goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist
“Hello, could you give me con**m? I’m going to my girlfriend’s place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!”
The pharmacist gives him the con**m and as peter was going out he returns and says,”Give me another con**m because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike a luck there too.” The pharmacist gives him a second con**m and as Peter was leaving again he turns back and says “Give me one more co***m because my girlfriend’s mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eye contact and since she invited me for dinner I think she is expecting me to make a move. During dinner,peter sat with his girlfriend on d left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the Dad walks in, Peter lowers his head and starts the dinner prayer.”Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all u’ve given us”.
Ten minutes after, peter was still praying “Thank you Lord for your kindness. ….”
Ten minutes go by, and peter is still praying, keeping his head down, very close to the table. They all looked at each other surprised, and his girlfriend was even more surprised than others. She gets close to him and whispered, “I didn’t know you were so religious.”Peter with his head still on the table replies, “I never knew your dad was the pharmacist!”

Imagine Being Killed By A Disease 😓
That You Can’t Even Pronounce It Name

I went for a job interview today when I entered the 1st question was “wait please” I answered “65kgs”. They were so happy they all laughed and told me to go back home they’ll call me soon.*

*I’m now ironing my clothes they myt call me early morning tomorrow, guys pray for me.*

You Know An African is About To Finish Bathing
When You Hear Them Blowing Out Their Nose 👃
Loudly Like “Mfffffffeeeeerrr 😤 Mfffffffeeeeerrr

My relationship status is complicated 😢😢😭😭I’m single but not single single.. Sometimes I get peace jobs in relationships and help here and there but I’m single

Before you get serious with a girl ,
take her to the club to see how many guys know her .
*If the bouncer hugs her , run away my brother*