Who ever taught my mom how to switch off the hotspot we must not meet
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Sometimes I wonder what happened to people
who asked me for directions.!!
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Every Time I Do Something Nice For My Girl
Other Girls Ask “Where Can I Get a Man Like You”
Right Here Baby, I Can Cheat.
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24 hours in a day…24 beers in a case…coincidence?,
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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My Dad Opened a Brand New Zoo and made the entry R10 000 and nobody came so he reduced it to R5 000 still nobody came he reduced it again to R2 500 still Nobody Came he reduced it again to R500 Still Nobody Came and finally he made it for free and the zoo was filled within a minute… So He opened the lions cage and quickly made the exit R30 000
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” I was hanging out on streets
smoking some dope weed around
23:30. I decided to go home but it
was far and there were no taxis at
that time of night. I decided to
walk while hiking rides. It started
to rain and suddenly a BMW
stopped by my side I quictly
jumped into the passenger’s seat
and close the door then of started
moving and as i was about to say
” thank you” to the driver, i
discovered that there was no body
in the car. I started to freak out
but was so scared to jump out of
a moving car. When the car got to
the bend,a hand came thru the
window and turned the steering
wheel, this happens twice then the
third time i totaly freaked out
screaming ran for my life, I entered
the nearest bar downing two milk
castle stout and still telling ghost
storie to those who cared to listen.
3 guys walked in the very same
bar all drenched in rain water, one
of them said Nok’s isn’t that the
mad person who enterd the car
while we were pushing it?
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A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said: “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.
Now after ten years it’s different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”
Said the counsellor: “Why complain. You are still getting the same service.
*In the corporate world they call it…..*
*Job Rotation*!”
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Doctor : what is your problem .
Patient: I have a bad headache with mary and 99 others
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A woman was driving down the street and got stopped by a police officer.
“May I see your driver’s license?” he said.
She looked at him with disgust.
“What’s the matter with you guys? I wish you’d make up your minds.
You took my license from me yesterday.”
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Ladies, when men inbox you, you must know the only word that is truthful is “Hie”. Then the rest is all lies.
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Its now 7 months since I joined gym🤨 Nothing has Changed 😩 maybe i need to go there personally Nd findout whats wrong
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Somewhere in Limpopo they have already named a child ‘Croatia’
😂😂😂😂😂……..
Morning limpopians
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My sister, continue saying all Men are
players..!!
•°•
Until you marry their coach.
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Motivational speakers be like ”
I started My Chicken dust business with feathers only”
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Mbali ; baby I’m pregnant
Mbula ; haibo who gave you that name😀
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Girls this thing of glowing after a break up is not fair 😭😭
actually is not allowed
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