In A bus Today
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Conductor: Nice dress
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Lady: Thanks!
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Conductor: Nice earrings
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Lady: Thanks
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Conductor: Nice Lipstick
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Lady: wooow thanks
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Conductor: But still you are not looking beautiful

One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged.
When his boss asked him what happened, he explained: “Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!””Well,” the boss said, “that explains one ear, but what about the other?” “The idiot called back!”

Have you ever thought that the Mouse you killed
was thinking that it is part of your family?
Exactly you’re just thinking for yourself
you don’t care about others feelings

Some of the relationships are just lessons
don’t take them serious..!

She – Hi I Am Sonia
Me – So ?
She – Nia

Nyaa who was an aeroplane cleaner was
cleaning the pilot’s cockpit and saw a book
entitled, “HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR
BEGINNERS, VOLUME ONE”.
He opened the first page which said; “To start the engine,
press the red button”.
He did so and the airplane engine started!
He was pleased and opened the next page,
“To set airplane moving, press blue button”
He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed!
He wanted to fly, he opened the 3rd page which said;
“To let airplane fly, please press the green button”.
He did so and the plane started flying!!!
He was so happy After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land.
He opened to the 4th page.
The 4th page said,
“To learn how to land a plane, please go and BUY Volume TWO” !!!

A teacher went to a hotel, he wanted to see the menu but forgot what it was called, He asked the waiter,”can I see the food syllabus

Since I saw my landlord’s wife coming out
of a hotel room last week she has been
bringing me food morning*, *afternoon
and evening*.
*I wonder what is her problem*

Guys that wear suit on their profile are stingy!!!!
Ladies are we together…..
😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

After finishing dinner in a restaurant,
the wife told her husband:
“give some tip to the waiter”😉

Husband called the waiter and told him:
“Don’t Get Married!!”.

A pilot on an aeroplane said: Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude, all the baggages must be thrown out.
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A while later, the pilot said: we are still losing altitude, we must throw out everything that is in the cabin.
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The plane continue to descend despite more things being thrown out.
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The pilot said: “We are still going down, we must throw out some people.”
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There was a big gasp from the passengers.
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The pilot continued “But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order.”
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So “A” any African on board??
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Nobody moved.
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The pilot said “B” Any Blacks on board?
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The pilot said “C” any coloured on board?
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Still nobody moved.
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The pilot said “D” any Darkies on board?
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An African boy asked his Dad: Dad, arent we Black people? The Dad said “My son tonight we are Zulus”

The real meaning of I AM FINISH is when u close the door to kill a snake …
And then NEPA takes the light..
My dear the devil is using ur life to test the new version of TEMPLE RUN!!!…. 😂😂😂🤣🤣
RUN!!!!!