No matter how good/cute you look girl,
you cant compete with the girl he loves

*TODAY I DECIDED TO CAUSE TROUBLE!!!*
I went to a RESTAURANT and couldnt get a table. After seeing every table being occupied by couples, I took out my phone and made a very loud phone call, saying,
“My friend, your wife is here with another man just come and see”
Nine women DISAPPEARED!!!! And I got a table

Who is more stupid?
1. A Ugandan man who waves at
A
newscaster while watchin tv,
2. A Nigerian nurse who wakes
up a
sleepin patient to give him sleepin
pills bcos she 4got to give him
3. A Kenyan man who goes to a
bank with a spanner to open an
account,
4. A Southafrican man who puts a
radio in a freezer to listen to cool
music,
5. A Tanzanian man who lowers
de
volume of a radio to read a text
message,
6. A Zimbabwe man who puts
perfume on his body to snap a
picture.

My girlfriend just said to me, “Did you know, butterflies
only live for two days?” I said, “Honey, I think that’s a myth.”
She said, “No, it’s definitely a butterfly.”
.
As I boarded the plane I nervously said to the stewardess, “How often do aeroplanes crash?”She replied, “Generally, only once.”

YOH I WANNA STOP CHEATING😒✋
AND FOCUS ON MY 3 GIRLFRIENDS

I love speaking big big English dat I don’t know the meaning..
it makes me feel so photosynthesis

Guys with a gap teeth be like when saying sorry to their bae’s

“Bbe i’m Thory”

Suprise your boyfriend tonight my Sister when he text you “good night Bea”
Reply with “she is sleeping my brother”
Then switch off your phone

Me in heaven: Yo! Where’s the cloud where the water turn into wine?

GOD: GET OUT!!

The level of makeup experience that Shoprite girls uses is amazing
Today i saw one girl painted her lips with a eyebrows and her eyebrows with a Lipsticks

Depression is for students from Uj, Wits, Up and UCT.
The rest of you loves attention.