Whites : yoh! That guy, He’s very Tall
.
Blacks ; Lol look at your Brother over there

Four Ants Are Moving Through A Forest.

They See An Elephant Coming Towards Them.

1st Ant Says: “We Should Kill Him.”

2nd Ant Says: “No, Let Us Break His Leg Alone.”

3rd Ant Says: “No, We Will Just Throw Him Away From Our Path.”

4th Ant Says: “No, We Will Leave Him Because He Is Alone And We Are Four.“

She will text you saying gudnyt honey nd still text another guy
same time nd say i’m at your gate sweet!!

Nothing breaks my heart than seeing a pregnant Teen mother
becoming single even before the Baby is born.

Paul was a tent maker, Peter was a fisherman,
Jesus was a carpenter.
If your pastor has no day job, he’s a thief.

*Overheard This Weekend*
Boy: Babe come over to my place
Gal: what do you want us to do?
Boy: Jus chill
Gal: I don’t chill…that’s how people end up
with chill-dren!

I laugh seriously wen I hear
pple say Mark zukerberg and Bill
gate dropped out of school and
still made it very Big in life…
Remember it was
university and nt primary school

That Moment When A Taxi Driver Takes A Different Route You Dont Know
And You Start To Worry.

Stop fixing the country
go and fix the brick you put under your bed it has shifted

My girlfriend took 3 pregnancy tests and they all came back positive➕
How will i take care of 3 children?

We are black people❤

-We call every toothpaste COLGATE
We don’t care😂

-We call every cooking oil FISH OIL
We are proud😂

-We point at an empty chair and ask “Who’s sitting there ”
We are like that😂

-We call every cold drinks COKE
We don’t care😂

-We steal your belongings and help you look for them
We are just like that😂

-We name our dogs TIGER or Spider
We don’t give a f**k❤

-We promise to stab you with a slap or bare hand
We are sometimes strange😂

-We eat a fruit an expect to be healthy at the same time
We don’t care😂

-When electricity goes we go out and,check if it’s the whole street
We are just like that😂

-We blame atchar for smelling armpits even if we didn’t bath
We are sometimes weird😂

-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a Sim card
We don’t have a problem😂

-We buy something,skip instruction&ask neighbors how it’s used
We don’t care😂

-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it 3x before going
We are cautious😂

-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before going
We are like that😂

-We pay R500 to a sangoma so we can know who stole R50
We are sometimes weird😂

-We turn off the volume just to smell what’s burning
We are like that😂

-When we go out we turn on the lights just to confuse thieves
We are smart😂

-We share beers and cigarettes but we don’t share opportunities
We are sometimes selfish😒

✊ We are proud to be black and we love ourselves like that ✊

#proudly_black

Share this😂😂😂dont laugh alone

Going To Bed the other night

I noticed people in my shed stealing things.

I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help me. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.

I hung up

A minute later I rang again.

“Hello”, i said , ” I Called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed , you don’t have to hurry now ,because I’ve shot them “…

Within Minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area plus Helicopters and armed response unit.

They caught the bundars red-handed

one of the officers said : ” I thought you said you’d shot them.

To Which I replied: “I thought you said there was no one available”.

Jack Mabaso would be powerless
if he takes off his left hand glove

Its shocking what people are doing these days.
Yesterday in church the guy seated next to me
lit a cigarette during praise and worship.
I was so shocked I almost dropped my beer! !

Not everyone is in a Relationship for Love
Some of you are dating just because your friends are also dating..!