If your wife/gf is rude all you need to do is to promote her to be a first lady then find a second lady!!!!

Thats how we deal with rude wife or gf.

You don’t know pain…. until you’ve had to force your own heart to
stop loving someone

Ladies
What is the use of wearing G string👙 if you are not assically gifted🙅
What are you dividing actually??????? Bones?????

Morning skinny girls who wear G-strings😂😂😂😂😂😂…..
Fat ones your turn is loading…….

Vacancy

Salary: R18,000 per week with free accommodation, meal’s & company car.

Limpopo game park need’s someone to bath Lion’s, take care of the tiger’s, play with crocodiles & feed the snake’s…
No qualification & experience required, just your medical aid card & funeral policy. If interested forward your CV to jointy@limpopo.gov.za. If you are not, don’t be jealous, forward to others.
& please don’t ask what happened to the previous worker… May he’s soul RIP

This is the 1st year that I could not go to Durban July due to Covid19.

It is usually due to lack of money

Its shocking what people are doing these days.
Yesterday in church the guy seated next to me
lit a cigarette during praise and worship.
I was so shocked I almost dropped my beer! !

I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This But Unless
He Wears A Diaper You Can’t Change Him

While you are sleeping at your bae’s house and you hear your grandmother saying ′′ your house is going to get a monkey

Real men always gives half of their salaries to their woman
but real woman always rejects the money

Meanwhile At The ATM 👇

– Me : Are You The Last Person On The Queue ?
– Her : i Have A Boyfriend

Every time I kill a mosquito,
I put it in a chair next to ma bed so that
other mosquitoes can see how dangerous I am!!!!