Date a girl who drives a Picanto ,Spark ,Hyundai i10 etc, at ur own risk …
she’ll go & cheat on you 500km away with just R50 petrol

Nya proposing to his girl frend:

Will you marry me? Choose your answer:

A)YES
B)A
C)B

When you see someone using crayons in an exam and
wena you didn’t need them

Different religions with different God but we all have one devil
. So we must find different devils as well

Some ladies draw their eyebrows too high..
‘ they look surprised the whole day

My girlfriend stole money from her Father for me to start a business. The business is booming now.

Now she want me to marry her.

ME: I can’t marry a thief

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. 😁

“If I do 200Km/h, will you take off your clothes?” he asked.🤔

“Yes🍑!” said his adventurous girlfriend. 😋

And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. 💃

Unable to keep his eyes👀 on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. 😢

“Go and get help!” he cried😭.

“But I can’t. I’m naked and my clothes are gone💁‍♀️!”

“Take my shoe👟”, he said, “and cover yourself.” 😢

Holding the shoe over her pubes😁, the girl ran🏃‍♀️ down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, “Please help me! My boyfriend’s stuck!😭”

The proprietor looked👀 at the shoe 👟and said, “There’s nothing I can do🙄…he’s in too far💁‍♂️.”

A man walks into a doctor’s office
and the doctor sits him down.
“OK what’s your problem sir?”
“I’m half deaf” he replied
“That’s ridiculous! You can’t be
half deaf!There is no such thing!”
“Yes there is!”
“OK OK! Go down the hall and I’ll
shout a number and you shout it
back.”
“OK!” He said
When he got to the end of the hall
the Doctor shouts down.
“88 shouted the doctor.
“44”shouted the man

No matter how clever you think you are,
but when a 3 year old kid gives you a toy phone,
you will talk to it .

When Did You Realise You Were An Adult ? 😕😒

Me: it Was When Christmas came And There Was No Talk About
Christmas And New Year’s Clothes 😣😭😭 .. You ?

The distance between Egypt & Canan is only 625km.But Moses and his crew took 40 years to cover the Distance
That means they were walking about 15km per year. That is just a bit more than a kilometer per month and only 43 meters per Day. Someone, please find me Moses He should explain to us what kind of laziness was that

I don’t go for looks Mara lwena don’t look
like you have a criminal record

My father left me when I was 2years old, Mom says he went to buy milk and never came back…so if you see him by any chance, please tell him not to buy the milk anymore, I drink Castle lite now.