So with a criminal record you can “VOTE”✍🏿 for the government
But you can’t “WORK” for them

An Israeli doctor says: “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.”

The German doctor says: “That’s nothing,
in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”

The Russian doctor says: “Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”

The American doctor laughs: “You all are behind us. Two days ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him President.

Now, the whole country is looking for work!”

Yaz When you been single for long you can’t even spell the word ” relashinsheep “

Husband’s Massage:

Honey, I Got Hit By A Car Outside Of The Office. Teena Brought Me To Hospital. They have been making tests and X-rays. The blow to my head though is very strong. Will not have any serious or lasting injury. But, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm , a compound fracture in the left lef and they may have to amputate the right foot.

Wife’s Response :

Who’s Teena ?

How To Tell A Girl That She is Ugly ,
Without Making Her Feel insulted ? 😒👇

“Your Beauty is Different”

I told my sister to stop dating broke guys
And she told me if that’s what all brother
were saying to their sisters
I would be single too

I regret introducing my mom to Candy Crush.
She didn’t cook last night.

Not all man are fools,
some stay bachelors

Matric couples Now they are promising each other
that they will go to to the same Varsity,
Same Room,Get married,Have kids and
buy a House at the Age of 25 Should i tell them the truth Or

If She Asks For R200, Lets Make it R800 Gents,
They Are Our Ladies

*2 villages decided to have a drinking competition.*

A week before the competition, Village A sent Muza to Village B to confirm if the competition will be held.

On arrival, the people of Village B brought 20Ltrs of their strongest ram brewed beer.

Muza asked if he could taste and he was permitted to.

Instead of just tasting, he finished the 20Ltrs at once, and said: *”This is ok….. Where is the main drink?”*

The King and the people of this village were all shocked because nobody had ever taken more than 5Ltrs of this beer and stood breathing!

Then they asked him, *”Are you among the competitors?”*

Muza said, *”Me? Nooooo! I didn’t qualify…”*

_Competition cancelled.

Dating one girl is too risky,
what if she dies before you marry. I won’t take that risk