My wife took my phone and deleted my
girlfriend
Busi’s number and saved her own number
as
Busi.
You see, someone had told my wife about
Bisi
my girlfriend but I didn’t know.
I then got an SMS from Busi asking for
mobile
money R2500.
I rushed to my wife and lied to her that I
needed
R2500. for an emergency. I told her that my
Friend was sick and needed the money
urgently.
My wife gave me the money and I rushed to
send it to the account number written in the
message.
She did not acknowledge receipt of the
money.
When I was relaxing at home after work, I
kept
wondering if Busi had received the money.
I sent her an SMS to find out if she had
received
the money. Her response was, *”Call me
now.”*
I got out of the house to make the call.
You can imagine my horror when my wife
answered the call instead of Busi!!!
It’s been three days and I’m still standing
outside.
I don’t know how to get back into my own
house!!!
* Any advice for me please?

If you gonna cheat make sure you wear your old clothes so that if someone takes pictures you can say it was long time ago…..
My Wisdom will kill me one day

Things i Do The Whole Day: 👇

1. Use My Phone 🔥📱
2. Charge My Phone

I Hate people who can’t let go of the past

Debt collectors are the worst

I can’t speak with Indians with red dot 🔴 on their forehead.
I feel like they are recording everything I say

Whites: he needs you urgently
Blacks: he looking for you High and Low😂😂😂….

Love black

WELCOME TO THE 21TH CENTURY!!!
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tyres ~ Tubeless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Atitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Babies ~ Fatherless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Mannerless
*Women ~ Pantieless
Everything is becoming LESS but
still our hopes are ~ Endless.
Infact am ~ Speechless

Jack’s marriage has gotten a bit dull, so he asks a friend if he has any ideas on how to add some excitement back to the marriage. “Well,” his friend says, “you can always have an affair.” “I can’t do that! I will always be faithful to her.” the troubled man replies. “If you convince her to let you do it, and then it won’t be cheating.” The man agrees to give it a try. The next time his wife seems to be in a very good mood he shares the idea with her that a new partner would add excitement. “Honey,” his wife says, “that won’t help our marriage. Believe me, I already tried it.”

When I’m alone I speak to myself
–
Ngeke ngibhoreke ngikhona

That moment
You have visited your Rich relatives and they serve you 2 slices of bread,1 fried egg and a cup of coffee…. “Boom”…the child come and asks you :”Uncle, so are you going to finish all these?”. You end up saying “No,I won’t”… But deep down your heart,you say ” Voetsek, I finish a Loaf alone,what is this?”

They Don’t Want Your Boyfriend ✋ , They Want Your Relationship 😥 .. They Get Confused Thinking That He Can Do For Them What He Does For You

A man gets home early from work and hears strange
noise coming from the bedroom, he rushes upstairs only
to find his wife naked on the bed sweating and panting.
“What’s up” he asked” I am having a heart attack” the
woman cries. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for
an ambulance, but just as he’s dialing, his 4yr old son
comes up and says;”Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding
in your closet and he’s got no clothes on. The man slams
the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom
past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe
door, sure enough, there is his brother totally naked on
the closet floor. “You idiot!” the man says, “my wife is
having a heart attack and you are running around naked
scaring the kids. Come on dress up we need to take her
to the hospital”. Describe the husband in one word