Dear Sir mr Prinsipal
I am so happy I write this letter to you. How are you, your wife and childs?
I am write this letter to told you that am leave your school forgood.
Becosi in your school, the teachers are clab us all very hard one and sometimes I wanted to cried but my friends tell me that man is not crying only crying inside, so I never cry.
The last time be today that we write English exams in that school that I am get 5%, teacher tell me that “my head is domkop”. it pain me too much that hi tell me that thing.
Mr Mkhize in this my letter I want know why me get 4% I suppose get 98%? Bicos me know my self good in English
So that is why me am going for good, for your scool to another one, your school is are fuseg DoD rabish
On behalf of myselves, I say byes to you sir, me is going forever.
Yours faithfully,
The real Titinic Aka Bhe

“SHORT TEMPER”
I almost told my wife that i caught my girlfriend
with another man

If he starts making you smile, block him sis.

SOME GIRLS BE LIKE “I want a man who can
protect me” But They have already rejected 12
security guards .My sister what do you really
want, electric fence?

Once you tell south Africa lady
Tht u love her
You already owe her money

When bae helps you with your school assignment
and then you get zero (0%)

My sister, don’t let your boyfriend stop you from finding a husband.

Imagine attending your friend’s funeral then you receive a text saying “Thanks for coming friend, i love you so much”

Very soon some people will buy presents for themselves,
take pictures of it and caption it “thanks bae”

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to
appreciate his cleverness and
just stupid enough to admire it.

Rules for my Girl
,
*Carry at least R100 whenever you come to
visit me
.
*Come with some food, you know I’m broke
.
*Steal your parents money and give it to me
.
*Whenever we make love you must thank
me with at least a pack of cigarettes
.
*I love a woman more if she buys me
cigarettes
.
*Please call me at least 5 times a day
.
*Send me a good morning, good day and
goodnight message everyday
.
*I don’t come to your place, you must
always come to my place
.
*You must let me fuck your friend, if you
don’t want me to cheat.
.
*We don’t go out, unless you willing to pay.
I’m broke mos.
.
*Don’t come when you on your
periods,unless you don’t mind me crossing
the robot.
.
*Buy me clothes please, at least after each
and every 3 months
.
*I hate women who eat more than me
.
*When I’m moody, kindly give me money or
good sex
.
*When I’m sad, kindly buy me a beer
.
*Read my mind, you need to study my mind,
you need to know when I’m hungry
.
*Lastly please buy me airtime, every Friday
,
Oh! And at least have a side nigga who’ll
give you money so that you can give it to
me.

A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat no matter what…even If you buy an aeroplane for her she will start dating the pilot..😕😕

If you like take her out, feed her until she can’t walk again she will still crawl to another guy.