You can not love taking pictures like
those sisters and brothers
who attend church at our campuses… Iyooo noo..

So Zulus are claiming that Foreigners are taking their jobs
But I’ve never seen a Somalian driving a taxi

When She Takes Off Her Weave Before Sex
Cause She Wanna Face You, Man To Man!!!

When asked the similarities between

Woman 💃🏼
&
Alcohol 🥃

Shakespeare replied,

They both have the amazing quality of giving Pleasure at night and Headache in the morning !

What Is Couple S**?

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, “Grampa, what is couple s**?”
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she’s old enough to know to ask the question, then she’s old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, “Why did you ask this question, honey?”
The little girl replied, “Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.

Being kissed while you’re asleep is one of the purist forms of love
Unless you’re in prison!!!

When you’re home alone and you keep hearing foot prints !!!

Her : Hey Sugar
Me : Hey Teabag
Her : What?
Me : I Thought We Were Making a Tea..

Stop bragging about your curves ladies
MOTOROLA 113 had curves too,
but where is it now

You Attend Kids Birthday Parties,
Drink some juice Then You Call Yourself
A Party Animal
–
Yagula Wena,You are a Party insect

Boys listen, before you date a girl from now, u have to ask her the month in which she was born
,
Guys how can u started dating today n tomorrow b her birthday

My brother, don’t fool yourself thinking that you will satisfy a
woman. Even God Himself gave them eyebrows but they shave it
and draw their own. So who are u?

I have never been tired of meat
That’s why I decided to steal in the cabbage the entire January