teacher: anyone who thinks they are stupid stand up..”Nobody stands”
Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid students in the class”
Little Jonny stands”
teacher: oh little Jonny so u think u are stupid??
Little Jonny: no mam I just felt bad because u were standing alone

Brothers, please pray for your mothers.
Only few girls want their mothers inlaws alive

I want to know that New Company called “Not Yet working”
it must be a good paying one because lot of people are working there

I am not accepting friend request with no
profile picture ..if you’re afraid of your own
face . Then so am I

To my future kids I’ll only take care of your maths homework from grade 1-4, your mother will do from grade 5-12 i am a very busy man

Fake Friends will buy
you alcohol and keep
job opportunities for
themselves .chose
wisely ‘D

She said…..
“I’m not Confused he Broke up With me ….
I’m confused because I didn’t know we were Dating”

Girlfriend Is Like Internet Virus,

She Will Enter Your Life,

Scan Your Pocket,

Transfer Your Money,

Edit Your Mind,

Download Her Problems,

Delete Your Smile & Hang Your Life.

So Avoid Your Girlfriend & Send Her Number To Me Don’t Worry About Me,

I Am A Professional Anti Virus…

Some breakups can make you steal your mom’s phone
and text your girlfriend.
“why are you doing this to my son”

If he comes back from work and sits in his car for a while.
Sister, his deleting the messages…
Yes, your rival’s messages..👌