Tomorrow I’ll be hosting a party at home,
it’s only for cute people, if you are ugly please don’t come
Even my self I won’t be there

Being a man is so cool.. You refuse to give your relatives money
and they blame your wife 🤣🤣

Wheen u thought u have seen it all then boom a chinese guy with a gold tooth

I Hate people who can’t let go of the past

Debt collectors are the worst

Somewhere in Limpopo they have already named a child ‘Croatia’
😂😂😂😂😂……..
Morning limpopians

If children of israel were like girls of today
while crossing the red sea, they would have
spent the whole day in the middle of the sea
taking pictures and uploading on facebook, twitter, Instagram and all types of social networks with posts/status like:
1. Chilling with Moses
2. Miracle things on point .
3. Me and Moses before crossing the sea.
4. Can’t wait to see the promised land
5. Pharaoh dololo can’t catch us.
6. Eee what a Fish 😍
7. Finally we have won the battle
8. Tholukuthi Moze is our chief 😜😜😜
9. Moses the coolest nigger

Dear Future wife….
My salary is our salary…..
your salary is yours alone! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sezwana

Am i The Only One Who Can Cancel Plans
Just To Stay Home And Do Nothing ?

Have you Ever checked your phonebook list🎥😚😚
when you are broke😧??.
You find 99% of the people saved are useless!!!!

“In High school, I was very poor in Maths and Chemistry. During the exams, i’d get between 2% an 8%. The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks. So i would always be the 1st or 2nd to be called out. One day the Maths results were being released and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s &70s. Still my paper had not been called out. Everyone kept looking at me asking” Man wats up? And the teacher went on to the 80s and when he got to 88%, he had one paper remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored 90% in Maths ? I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called Genius wrong.. The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me. It was unbelievable. Finally the teacher looked up and said, There is a cow who did not write his name on the paper that scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come and get it now”….