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Boss said to secretary “I want to
have sex with you just once, I’ll be
quick. I’ll pay you R1,000. I’ll
throw the money on the floor
and before you bend down to
pick it, I’ll be done. She calls and
tells her boyfriend. “Its okay but
ask for R2000 and be very quick
to pick the money”. After 4 hours
of waiting,the boyfriend calls his
girlfriend “what happened baby??
then The girl replied..”The
bastard used coins; I’m still
picking the money

You Think Break-Up Hurts ? 😒😠😡

Do You Know The Pain Of Failing An Open Book Test ?

Kiss her in front of that nigga she calls bestie,
and when that idiot coughs, grab his neck…it’s him..!

Boyfriend, Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me,
But how will you survive?

Dear ladies,
The silence u keep when you find money in your husband’s pocket during laundry should be the same silence u should maintain when you find condom in his pocket!

When asked the similarities between

Woman 💃🏼
&
Alcohol 🥃

Shakespeare replied,

They both have the amazing quality of giving Pleasure at night and Headache in the morning !

my mind is telling me that my crush
needs airtime where are you
just say hi

Girlfriend : babe why do you accept these ladies when they propose you?? Am i not enough for you??
Me : when someone offer you money do you decline it because you have salary?? 🤔🤔

To cut the story short I’m single now

Girls think it’s cute smoking weed with their boyfriends. he will leave you for a decent girl then use your story for a testimony at church

Girls this thing of glowing after a break up is not fair 😭😭
actually is not allowed

Introducing your female friends to your boyfriend is like
displaying different kinds of meat to a dog…
My sister it will eventually eat them all.