Somewhere out there, your girlfriend is telling a GTI guy
that you passed away last year

If you think somebody is giving you a fake numbers,
read it back to them incorrectly. See if they’ll correct you.

I’m taking my girlfriend back to school the only reason she writes Xmas is because she doesn’t know the spelling of Chresms.
Stupid girl !!!

My mother-in-law visited me and my wife but coincidentally,that day my wife
was feeling for sex and she did not want to whisper to me since i was busy
sharing stories with her mother. My wife tricked me by pretending she has
headache and went straight to the bedroom. After some minutes, I followed her
leaving her mother in the sitting room. I took some time there, but when I came
back I had forgotten to close my zip.
Mother-in-law: How is she feeling now?
Me: She is now feeling better, I have given her paracetamol.
Mother-in-law: OK, close the pharmacy

Me trying to learn English

–
Teacher: you did it, didn’t you?
Me: You took my pen,tookn’t you?

You Attend Kids Birthday Parties,
Drink some juice Then You Call Yourself
A Party Animal
–
Yagula Wena,You are a Party insect

if your boyfriend doesn’t play pool, fifa or dice.
guess who he’s playing.😅😂😂

A man and a woman were traveling in a train.
Woman : Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Man : 😍 Awwww. . .. Are you single ?
Woman : No, I am a Dentist….

What made you break up with your Ex ?
.
Me : She stole ma Charger

*To those old rich men snatching our girls and doing to them things beyond our budgets. ….we want to let you know that we are saving money and waiting for your Daughters when we get old..”*😂 😂 😁
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I know yesterday I was drunk but
why today I woke up with so many CVs from people &
I don’t even work. I don’t know what promises I made.