Photo shooting at studio won’t bring you a husband sis.
If you are a dragon👹👺….you are a dragon😈!!!
Accept and stay single
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A priest and a nun were riding a camel through the desert and the camel passed out and died. Since the priest and the nun had no way to travel they knew they were going to die. The priest asked the nun, “Since we are going to die anyway is there anything I can do for you?”
The nun replied, “Well… I’ve never seen a naked man before.” The priest being the kind man that he was took all of his clothes off.
Pointing at the priest’s penis, the nun asked, “What is that?”
The priest said,”It is my penis.”
“What does it do?” Asked the nun.
“It brings forth life.” said the priest.
Then the nun said, ” Well stick that on up in the camel and let’s get outta here!”
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During church service, this 16-year old pastor’s daughter stood up and said: “Praise the Lord!” Everybody shouted with joy: “Hallelujah!!”. She continued:
“Since the age of 13, I’ve been experiencing painful monthly periods. But now, after a series of Bible studies and prayers with brother Solomon in his house, my monthly periods have stopped for more than 3 months now. No more pain, no more menstruation. You can see I’m even getting fatter and prettier. We are starting to pray seriously about the small problem of vomiting, especially in the morning. Praise the Lord”.
The whole church was silent… and
Brother Solomon fainted!!!
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If you have a friend who hates bathing
just know they didn’t do baby shower for them
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Some of you will bathe with bucket and say “I just showered”🛀🚿.
My dear you just bucketed. Be real for once
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Gent’s I’m sorry but I think it’s time they Knew Now ……
Ladies , Every guy twerks Naked in front of a mirror when he’s alone
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I’ll Never Forget That Day I Visited My Ex And I Was Served Rice And Chicken
While I Was Eating, Their Dog Kept On Moving Up And Down, Looking At My Face
I Told The Younger Sister” It Seems Your Dog Likes Visitors” And The Girl Replied” No , It’s Because You’re Using It’s Plate ” 😭😭 how could she do that to me ?
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After a big accident, John was crying “Oh my word! I have lost my left hand?”
Phiri: Control yourself my friend!
Stop crying! See that man he has lost his head, is he crying?
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You can’t expect her to quickly reply your: “How are you???” Whilst another Guy is asking her “What’s your account number?My nigga Stop Joking.
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Conversation with my crush😍😍💔😂
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Her: Hi, how was you doing?
Me: Hi, i’m fine.
Her: Where did you Born?
Me: Where did I Born? How?
Her: Don’t be stupid, where did you Borned yourself?
Me: Come again?
Her: Which come?
Me: I mean repeat again!
Her: I said where did your Borning begin?
Me: I’m confused!
Her: Jeez! Ok, Born! Born! Your mom’s bottom drop you out, you crying “Nyweee! Nyweee! Nyweee! 😢” Place! Where your mom Bornet you?
…. I’m still looking for a place to faint @….
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– There Are 5 Types Of Fear : 👇
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1. Terror
2. Panic
3. We Need To Talk
4. 20 Missed Calls From Mom
5. Username Or Password is incorrect
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What’s Missing ?
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Dear: Girls
We know you’re good at adding
captions on your pics neh
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But there’s no such thing as
‘YESTERDAY’S CURRENT SITUATION’
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Imagine being married to a white person…
coming back home from a long day at work to speak english
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The Bitter Comments i See On Best Couples Spotted in South Africa 😕😒 … Hmmm , Sometimes i Just Feel Like i Can inbox Some People And Say ” i Know We Don’t Know Each Other But is Everything Okay At Home?
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Snap Chat has proven that,
some people would look better if they were Animals
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I wish to wish you the wish you wished to wish. But if you wish the wish witches wish, i won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.
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