A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. 😁

“If I do 200Km/h, will you take off your clothes?” he asked.🤔

“Yes🍑!” said his adventurous girlfriend. 😋

And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. 💃

Unable to keep his eyes👀 on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. 😢

“Go and get help!” he cried😭.

“But I can’t. I’m naked and my clothes are gone💁‍♀️!”

“Take my shoe👟”, he said, “and cover yourself.” 😢

Holding the shoe over her pubes😁, the girl ran🏃‍♀️ down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, “Please help me! My boyfriend’s stuck!😭”

The proprietor looked👀 at the shoe 👟and said, “There’s nothing I can do🙄…he’s in too far💁‍♂️.”

Being single for a long time can make you forget
how to spell releshensheep

Some relationships are just lessons,
don’t take them serious..!

Six great confusions still unresolved 😄😂

1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?

2. In the word scent, is “S” silent or “C”?

3. If humans evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

4. Why is there a ‘D’ in fridge,
but not in refrigerator?

5. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

6. If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be…congress?

Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!

Black women get away with murder because
hair collected at the crime scene will lead
detectives to some chic in Brazil or India!!!

My relationship is doing well
and
I’m thinking of opening another BRANCH

Teacher : Add question tag!
“A girl is naked”
Mbula : Where is she?

Men that beat their girlfriend’s if they did something wrong, aren’t real men..Us real men,we just ask for a pillow fight without letting her know there’s a brick inside my pillow

Welcome to South Africa were the father is called Baby
and the baby is called Papa

The day you stop smoking weed, you will know that a FB post doesn’t have a volume

A police officer sees a man driving
around with a pickup truck full of
Squirrels. He pulls the guy over
and says… “You can’t drive
around with squirrels in this town!
Take them to the zoo
immediately.” The guy says “OK”…
and drives away. The next day, the
officer sees the guy still driving
around with the truck full of
squirrels, and they’re all wearing
sun glasses. He pulls the guy over
and demands… “I thought I told
you to take these squirrels to the
zoo yesterday?” The guy replies…
“I did . . . today I’m taking them to
the beach.

Vodacom be like:
Recharge with R250 airtime for three years every month to unlock your R3 advance

Teacher: Any One Who thinks he’s stupid may stands up

Nobody stands up

Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid student over here!!

Little Johnny stands up

Teacher: ohh Johnny you think you’re stupid?”

Little Johnny: No I just feel bad that you’re standing alone

Since I saw my landlord’s wife coming out
of a hotel room last week she has been
bringing me food morning*, *afternoon
and evening*.
*I wonder what is her problem*