She tag us and be like
I’m sleeping with Mbula and 32 others….
Like really..???
The truth will set you free….

English is so f***ed up
how can you drink a drink
But you can’t food a food

If you hear your pastor saying “am not going to preach for long”, just cancel all the the plans you had after church

A thief entered the house in the mid- afternoon..
he tied up the woman and showing knife point asked the man to hand over all the jewelleries and money…
Man started sobbing and said Bhai u take anything u want but please untie her rope….There will a big problem here.
Thief: What problem?
Man : she is my neighbors wife.. Mine will arrive shortly.

Some People Have Only Dated One Person And Found Their Soulmates💏..And Then There’s Us Going Around Doing Auditions..

When bae helps you with your school assignment
and then you get zero (0%)

Sometimes you’d want to post the love of your life
But again the other love of your life might see it..!

Some breakups can make you steal your mom’s phone
and text your girlfriend.
“why are you doing this to my son”

ME: Babe, which letter does the word “Tuesday” end with?
.
HER: Y
.
ME: I just wanna know

Brown Bread Is Healthier Than White Bread, Brown Sugar Is Healthier than White Sugar, Should I tell This Yellow Bones Or You’ll tell them???

Some of you should have been married
long time..you always looking down on
your smart phones at the malls, passing
your husbands

Couples are busy chasing money together but
you and your baboon are still arguing who is gonna text first……

You are still saying that well doing families
have got snakes to steal money