At Midnight In A Hospital, Inside A Lift, There Was A Nurse & A Girl.

They Were Passng Through 3rd Floor Which Was A Mortuary. Suddenly The Door Of The Lift Opens.

They Saw A Boy Rushing To Get Inside.

The Nurse Was Frightend & Closed The Lift Imediatly.

The Girl Got Curious & Asked The Nurse: “Are You Okay & Why Did You Do That?”

Nurse (Panting): “I Know Him. He Is One Of Our Patients Who Died Yesterday. Did You See That Red Tag On His Wrist. We Put Red Tag On Dead Patients.”

In The Dim Light Of Lift The Girl Suddnly Raised Her Wrist & Askd Smiling: “Do You Mean This Red Tag?”

And The Lights Went Off …

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Beauty has sent a lot of girls into marriage
but character is busy packing them out!

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I Friend Yam inyiswe Yi English Up To A Point
Where We Saw Twin’s Then He Said
“You Guys Look So Again”

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Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything.

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The Person Who Removed The 29th And 30th Of February,
Must Do Something With The 14th Of February

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Disadvantage of sleeping With The same Person is That
You will end Up Running Out Of Underwears..!

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The following sentence will make you learn Chinese fast.
“Shoes shall shine soon.”

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Son: Dad, my assignment is difficult
Dad: why is your assignment?
Son: what is the pencil in English?
Father: Okay? It’s quick, okay, okay, I’ll see you again what is your assignment again
Son: what is the pencil in English?
Father: Ah, what child hm “Mongle”
Son: Okay? Mongolian ” my classmate said, he said.
Father: Okay? I know I really miss a pencil.
My child: he said he said
Dad: ah maybe an eraser

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Question: “What Is The Hardest Job In The World?”

Answer: “Sketching For Police Officers In China“

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Me : 15:00 hello baby
Her : last seen 15:01.
Me : 15:03 Love.
Her : Last seen 15:05.
Me : 15:07 baby I miss u,I have a gud news for u..
Her : Last seen 15:08.
Me : 15:.10 I lv u.
Her : Last seen 15:12.
Me : 15:14…86324950021(used airtime).
Her : 15:15.baby is not working.
Me : Last seen 15:16.
Her : 15:16 baby re-send it again I wanna call my mom..u knw it’s her birthday..
Me : Last seen 15:17.
Her : 15:18.Baby the time u were texting I was sleeping and I dreamed about us getting married..
Me : Last seen 15:19.
Her : 15:20Baby talk to me I luv u.ur so special in my Life.
Me : Last seen 15:20.
Her : 15:21 Baby plz double check tht namber plz I lv u.
Me : Last seen 15:21.
Her : 15:22 baby plz talk to me.
Me : Last seen 15:25.
Her : 15:26 baby re send tht airtime i ddn’t mean to hurt u…I lv u so much.
Me : Last seen 15:28

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Since I saw my landlord’s wife coming out
of a hotel room last week she has been
bringing me food morning*, *afternoon
and evening*.
*I wonder what is her problem*

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Never Mess Around With Ugly girls Bruh
.
.
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They Are So Fertile,
Once You Kiss Her Boom!! She’s Pregnant

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Just recieved ‘a stay away from my wife call’ and
i just asked that bustard ‘is this a threat??…..
dont you know that sharing is caring???’

The power of being single and hitting neighbour’s wife

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The problem with Beautiful girls is that they think every guy wants them

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A man ask a trainer on the gym: ” I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use”
Trainer replies “Use the ATM”

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