Good evening all side chicks……! Thank you for being there for us married men. We are very thankful and happy having you as our snacks🤗🤔😋!!
Continue loving, caring and giving us good service than main chicks!! Proud of you always😍😍😍😍
Next time will thank main chicks!

Great evening ahead all side chicks

I tried having sex while listening to Gospel music..
I ended up putting her clothes back on and
i helped her get back with her Ex..

She who disappears from Social media will return with a new born baby,
Babydaddy chapter 1:13.
Amen..!

When A Couple Post A Picture :
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-White Girls : Sorry To Say This but This Guy Is My Crush & I Truelly Wannna Date Him Too 🙁 … Sorry
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-Black Girls : My People

When you put that ring on my finger,
you put a chain of death around my heart.

NAKED TRUTH
*Strange things we do in Africa in the name of “It’s Our Culture*
*1. We care more for the dead than we do for the living!*
*2. We spend more to bury a person than we do to save his/her life.*
*3. We will not travel to go see a sick relative but will travel to bury him/her*
*4. People will rarely respect you while alive but will want to “pay their last respects” to your casket.*
*5. A person may NEVER receive roses in
his/her entire life but he/she will get lots dumped on his/her coffin and graveyard!*
*6. We will spend a night at a neighbour’s funeral and it will be our first time to see the inside of his/her house!*
*7. No one gives a damn to know your village until you die and they will all fill cars after cars to “escort” your corpse*
*8. We will take the dead to the mosque/temple/
church knowing full well that he or she had nothing to do with worship while alive.*
*9. We might not have granite tops in our kitchens but use the granite in the graveyard!*
*10. An entire village might not have a single house with cement floor but the only place with cement floor will be the tomb of a late illustrious son or daughter!*
*We need “Cultural Reforms”. We have a culture of “hypocrisy”
… a culture that is “Pro-death” and NOT “Pro-life!”*
*We need to value life BEFORE death.*
Please love me while I am alive. Show me your kindness now that I need it. Your presence at my funeral will never make up for your absence when I have the greatest need of you. Do it now than regret later.
*This got me thinking

Don’t hide yourself when you see us at the clinic we’re also sick,
nobody goes there to withdraw money

FATHER AND SON
A man followed his son to his
school’s end of the year party.
He saw other pupils being
awarded gifts for their
performance. His son did not
collect any.
MAN: God! Why do you give me
this kind of son? Are these not
children too? At least, they belong
to a parent too. Who will not be
happy to see his child perform
well like this?
The son heard this and was sad.
When they end the program they
walked out and wait for an Taxi
or Bus, while others are going
directly to their different cars.
SON: God! Why have you given me
this kind of father? Are these not
someone’s father, too. Who will
his father have an Air Conditioned
Jeep and will not be happy? See,
see them as they are enjoying!
The man heard this and gave the
son a dirty slap
MAN: silly boy, , dont you know
that if you study hard now, you
will buy a Jeep too?
SON: Dad, that means you did not
study hard when you are young.
Thats why you dont have car..

The reason we don’t like taking our girlfriend or wife to a braai where there are female friends we grew up with…

Driving back from the braai…🚗..c

Wife : So those girls are your. childhood friends 🙂.
Me : Yes babe, they are..cool people neh?🙂

Wife : You and Dineo look close 🙂..
Me : We go back along way, you could say that hahahaha..

Wife : Hmmm..I could tell from the way she hugged you.🙂
Me : ….what do you mean babe?

Wife : I’m just saying the hug looked intimate, something about the way she held you and took time to let go..the way she looked into your eyes ..
Me : But Lerato and Natasha hugged me too😏..

Wife : Not the way Dineo did..you know what, let’s leave it..
Me : Okay babe..

Wife : It’s funny how she spent more time talking to you than talking to other guys at the braai..her jokes are not even funny..😒
Me : I thought we were leaving it.

Wife : All I’m saying is she must learn to respect other peoples’ men in their presence..if I didn’t know any better I would think you sleeping with her.😒
Me : …. How did this escalate that far now?😐

Wife : Ohhhh?..did I strike a nerve?😏
Me : It’s just that I don’t see what you talking about babe..

Wife : Oh?..so you are defending her now?😳
Me : No, I don’t know what you talking about.

Wife : I know what I saw,unless you think I’m crazy..😒
Me :Look at this idiot skipping the robot.😳

Wife : Oohhhhh hahaha!! You gonna change the subject now?

Wife:.at least he skipped a robot,he is not getting inappropriate hugs from sluts..😒

Me : How does an irresponsible driver compare to me giving a friend a hug?..really now..
Wife : Hehehehe. Do you want her?..am I standing in your way?..let me out the car, go to her..I’m not stopping you..😔😒

Me : Baby have I ever given you reason not to trust me?..ever..😏

Wife: 🙄…(folding hands)
Me : Answer me..

Wife:Just drive the car. 🙄
Me :Mmmmm..
Silence for 5min.

Wife : (Talking to herself)…
hmmm..childhood friend .
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Women why? 😄😄

The only problem of being a visitor is not knowing
where to hang your underwears!

Dear girlfriend!!!
Next time I ask you “how was your day?”,
Don’t give me “it was good” typpa shit.
I mean tell me everything. I want a detailed explanation!!

Never kiss a xhosa girl with your eyes closed😑.
I lost my phone yesterday!!!