TEACHER: “Why didn’t you study?”

STUDENT (NYAA) “A year has 365 days for you to study.
After removing 52 Sundays, there are only 313
days left.
There are 50 days in the summer that
are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days
left.
We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that
counts up to 122 days so now we’re left with 141
days.
If we fooled around for only 1 hour per day,
15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days.
We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are
used in this way each year, and so we are left with
96 days in our year.
We spend 1 hour per day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days.
Personal health and medical reasons take up at
least 35 days in your year; hence you are only
left with 46 days.
Taking off approximately 40 days
of holidays, you are only left with 6 days.
Say you actually cook for 3 days each year; you’re left with 3
days in the year to study!
Let’s say you only go out for 2 days… you’re left with 1 day.
But that 1 day
is your birthday.

That’s why I did not study.”

“Teacher: Class dismissed.”

One word for Nyaa?

If she cheat on u this December!
Just give her fake money, Mr price security will deal with her!
you will thank you later

Nothing confuses like a pregnant lady.
when she’s eating soil, I wonder if she’s
trying to organize a playground for the
baby or what.

Confuse yr enemies
Makhi : what are studying at varsity?
Me: I’m studying mechanical engineering
bachelor of Education in LLB and Pharmacy
with bachelor of arts under occupational
therapy and dentistry in bachelors of
science at UWC and TUT
Makhi: So u’ll finish when?
Me: Due to unfortunate and unforeseeable
circumstantial events it seems like it’ll be
affected by the results of economical ,
technological and political changes in the
world of the education as whole but……
Makhi: whoo whoo stop!!!

These Girls will get pregnant Just to show
they Ex how happy they’re without them

Work hard until you get rich to the extent that
when you see a cockroach in your house,
Instead of killing it.You just move out&buy new house..

I finally saw her in the morning without Snapchat filters, Indeed Satan came to DECEIVE ME..
Yoh!! 😟

A doctor came across a patient he had valued for years and
saw that he was carrying sleeping pills in his hand, so wanted
to warn him: – Mr. Brown, I see sleeping pills you use, sometimes you may need it, but I want to warn you, those pills are very effective and addictive. The patient laughed and said that: – No, doctor. That’s no true. I’ve been using this medicine for 20 years, the pills have never become addictive!

If you’re sick never google the symptoms✋
You’ll die from stress

I was eating and enjoying my coke when a man
entered the restaurant with a brief case. I
guess he is a politician because his dressing and
pot belly portrayed it. He walked and sat down
as every body looked at him. Suddenly a woman
came to him and started crying. The woman
knelt down and told him that her children and
her mother want to die of hunger since her
husband died. This man opened thr briefcase
and gave the woman five hundred thousand
dollars. The woman jumped up and left the
scene in happiness.
I was still watching wen another man started
crying and came to him. He knelt down and
begged him that he needed money to establish a
business. This man wrote a ten million dollar
cheque and gave to the man.
This time, I started murmuring and practising
on the kind of lie I will put up to have my own
national cake. I started crying and came to the
man.
Immediately I knelt down, I heard..,
Cut!!
Cut!!
Cut!!.
I turned and saw a director. He laughed and
said..,😆 😆
we are making film

Broke Men
Let’s share our best lines I’ll start..
Eish babe you should have told me yesterday now i used all the cash