I remember telling my ex to block all her
side niggas and I got blocked too. I really
played myself there.

The word “Anniversary” comes from
“Annual” which is a year. so why do you all
love saying “happy 1 or 3 months
anniversary”?

It would be unfair to say I didn’t learn
anything from Nelson Mandela
He taught me that it’s okay to forgive ur
enemies but never forgive ur cheating
partner

A woman called the police station
one evening
and said, “My husband has gone out
with a
girlfriend and right now am going
after them . I
have a gun and when I find them, I
will kill both
them right away “. The police
asked, “Where
exactly have they gone ?”. Woman
:They went to
watch a certain Comedian show .
The police
rushed quickly and went to the
place and make
sure they arrived earlier than the
woman . When
they reached the place , they took
the mic from
the Comedian and start announcing,
“If there is a
married man here and has come with
a
girlfriend ,you must leave
immediately. Your wife
is coming right now with a gun to shoot
both of
you dead “. The police were
surprised that the
door became small as everyone was
running out
and the show ended because even the
Comedian
himself ran out

Her : how much do you love me
Me : l love you so much, l can’t measure
Her : no just tell me
Me : :okay, l am like a cell phone and you are
my sim card. I’m nothing without you
Her:wow that’s so romantic
Me : (said myself) Thanks God she doesn’t
know I’m a China phone, with FOUR sim
card……..:(

Girls love to hear “Baby I’m coming to fetch you” 😍😍
Eseng bo “Gao fetsa go fologa otsamaye straight otla bona shopo ya makula e Red , o jikele ka mo left o tla mpona ka skipa sa spiderman” 😂😂😂

what is the opposite of Transparent

👶Transchildren

Shout out to all the Niggas who buy smart
phones for their girlfriends so that they can
send quality nudes to us,your effort won’t
go unnoticed gents we humble appreciate
your hard work

I don’t know maybe am a Witch but i just
feel happy when I meet a guy who broke
my Ex’s heart, I feel like I can buy beer for
him

Husband and his wife were arguing
on who is
more scared between them. After a
long argument, they
decided to ask their two kids. The
first Kid, Junior,
says, “Dad is more scared. Anytime
he sees a beautiful lady in
town, he closes one of his eye.” The
wife realizing
the meaning, was very furious at her
husband. After arguing for a little
bit, they asked their second kid,
Sharon. And she says,
“Daddy is not scared of anything, but
mummy is always scared so much,
she cant be alone. When dad works
night shift,
mummy sleeps with the man next
door.
Sometimes she invites the Gardener
or Uncle
Tim to sleep with Her, after leaving
the room escorts her
to the bathroom and bath with her
just because
she’s scared.

A woman who doesn’t ask for money is setting a trap for you
so you can marry her and she start controlling all your money

Last night i had a dream eating delicous Steak.
When i woke up this morning,
i had a tail of a rat in my Mouth
i don’t know what happened guys