I was studying at this college in Pretoria, then we went home for school holidays, when we return to school we have found that place turned into Somalian store that sells curtains…
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I would like to say thanks to Dad and mum
especially my parents
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Two mentally disturbed men decided that they have to attend school. So they collected old books and sat under a tree pretending that it was a school . The following day,one got there early and climbed a tree. As the other came and saw his friend on top of the tree he asked:what are you doing up there ? The friend replied : I’m in high school now
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Hurt her before she hurts you.
I sent her the wrong pin to withdraw money
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Did you know?
A Woman💁 will ask you for Money💰 even though she has it. Women don’t like to Spend their Own Money..
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The Reason why i don’t watch Nigerian Movies no more Was When A Lady Poured Poison Into A Pot Then Tasted It To See If It Was Enough
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We can’t even get angry at our girlfriends because
there are those guys called: “I’m here for you”.
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Some Girls are like Bag of Weed.
You love Her but you can’t show her to your Parents🚶
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My Father says my Girlfriend is ugly but
when i look at my Mom
-aii let me drink some water!!
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A boy asked 100 women
which shampoo they
preferred
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D top ans he got was
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GET d hell out of my
bathroom !!
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Women are attracted to stupid shit like guys that can dance.🕺🏽🙄 How is that beneficial? Can he change a tyre?🤔 Is “nay le walk” gonna take you home?
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Life was much easier when apple and black berry were just a fruit😁😂😂
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Wives why do yu go after girlfriends/small houses?……..
Go after your husband.
*Wives*: its operation restore legacy…..
we go after the criminals around him
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Teacher: Any One Who thinks he’s stupid may stands up
Nobody stands up
Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid student over here!!
Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: ohh Johnny you think you’re stupid?”
Little Johnny: No I just feel bad that you’re standing alone
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Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them: “we have arrived”. The first man gave him money. The second one thanked the taxi driver. The third one slapped him (the taxi driver). The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them had realized that the car didnt move an inch, but he faked surprise and asked the third man: “what was that for?”. The drunken man replied: “control your speed next time! you nearly killed us!!!”
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Our kids are in trouble 😳😳😳… Nigerian volunteer teachers coming
How Nigerians pronounce English words:
1. Diz hwan – This one
2. Ozzband – Husband
3. Gugu – Google
4. Broader – brother
5. Con son- concern
6. Save johnny – safe journey
7. Order shy knees – other Chinese
8. Lukatit – look at it
9. More door – mother
Lastly…….most hilarious!!!!
10. Salt of free car – South Africa!!!!
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