Dear Beautiful Ladies Never allow “Likes” to rate your beauty
cause the day u get 2 likes,
You’ll feel ugly!!!

When I say you’re beautiful,
Please don’t say REALLY
I don’t want to lie twice

When i get married I’ll call my wife photosynthesis
i don’t care what it means but is sounds romantic

If you have attended over hundred weddings and you are still single, sister you are no different from a canopy

if You Are Still Dating Your Babydaddy 🙄 , it’s Only You And Your Grandmother Who Know What You Did To That Poor Guy.

Everything I Like Is Either Expensive, Illegal, A Sin,
Or Doesn’t Text Back

If you understand why Pizza🍕 is made Round🔵, Packed in a Square⬛ and Eaten in Triangles🔺. Then my friend you will Understand Girls..! 👌

May all those who gonna cheat tonight lose their front teeth..! 🙏

Samsung E250 was once R1500, and I got patient I bought it R400. ..
Samsung S8 l’ll be patient for you too.

A little boy was doing maths homework, saying to himself, 2+5 the son of bitch is 7,
3+6 the son of bitch is 9
His mother heard this & asked “what r u doing?”
Boy, “doing my maths’ homework”.
Mom: & this is how ur teacher taught u?

Boy: “Yes”

Infurriated mother called the teacher: R u teaching maths to children by saying 2+2, the son of bitch is 4?

Teachr started laughing & answerd: “what I taught them was, 2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4…

You don’t know pain…. until you’ve had to force your own heart to
stop loving someone

I Have 6 Brothers And Each Brother Has Also 6 Brother
HOW MANY ARE WE ALTOGETHER
A.36
B.42
C.18
D.6
E.12
G.7
95% ARE LIKLY TO FAIL THIS TEST? TRY YOUR

I was Shocked when I
heard A fat girl
singing I believe I Can Fly ”
My sister,
have you Ever seen an
Elephant Flying
Before?

I just Love smoking music while listening to weed