When you were single you dated married men , now you are married you don’t want others to have your husband ,No no my sister don’t be stingy learn to share.

Behind Every Good Looking Niqqer;
Is A Bitch Who’ll Beat You Up For Him!!!

Guys please Be Safe i just saw a Lion on a Matches box

When a girl says “tell me more about yourself?”, she’s asking if u are working or driving, not this nonsense of “I’m a caring and loving guy”.

I was driving to the airport to catch my flight
when I saw a sign that said “Airport Left”.
So I turned around and went home..! ☝

My girlfriend is so dramatic,
she says i have trust issues because she saw me counting Money
after withdrawing at the ATM, Like W

Accounting be like
.
Themba earns 20 000 monthly salary
and he takes 100 000 loan to buy a house
.
Q_WHO KILLED STEVE BIKO (25 MARKS)

I don’t know why it’s so difficult to return a plate to the kitchen after eating.
It just becomes heavier

Why are you concerned that someone isn’t a wife material
when your bank account isn’t a “Paying Lobola” material either.??

Use the hospital language to describe your relationship⛪🚑
.
Me: we tried all our best but.

To my unborn kids Daddy is not the one delaying ,
Its Mummy she is still busy following guys on Facebook

Do we still have ladies that says. Baby if you don’t tell me how you got this money, I will not take it from you?

When a girl dumps you for no reason
You’ll even take your father’s phone and text her like..
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“Are you sure you are done with my son?”