I have blocked all the beautiful people on this page,
so if you see this post…. I have news for you.

*People are wicked. My neighbour lost a goat and I am hearing that he has traveled to Malawi without even asking me. Is that how we solve things.*

They Know They’re Ugly When They Post Pics And Add Captions Like:
👇👇👇
“My Smile Tho, My Nose Tho, My Eyes Tho, My Lips Tho, My Butts Tho”.

How to turn a girl on:
•°•
1. Lip biting
2. Ass grabbing
3. Having her against the wall
4. Kissing her neck
5. Teasing her
6. Love bites… The list continues
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How to turn a guy on:
•°•
1. Touch us anywhere even our shirts

“A Zimbabwean man walks into a Capetown
bank and asks to see the loan officer. He says
he is going to Zimbabwe on holiday for two
weeks and wants to borrow R20. The bank
officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for such a loan, so the man handed
over the keys of his new BMW M3 parked on
the street in front of the bank. Everything is
checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the
car as collateral for the loan. An employee
drives the BMW into the bank’s underground
garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the
man returns, repays the R20 and the interest,
which comes to R25,41. The loan officer says,
“We are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled. While you were
away, we checked you out and found that you
are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is,
why you would bother to borrow R20? The
Zimbabwean man replied, “Where else in
Capetown can I park my car safely for two
weeks and pay only R25.41?” Zimbabweans will
always be Zimbabwean and intelligent
too……proudly

Black women get away with murder because
hair collected at the crime scene will lead
detectives to some chic in Brazil or India!!!

it’s Friday Night 🔥♥ , Time To Party 💃💪 ..

I’m Just Kidding 😕😒 , I’m Actually At The House 🏡 Chilling On The Couch 😏

I always hate that moment…when i’m just at the door of the church, about to get in and the pastor shouts ‘Pray against the devil that is coming into church right now!!!!!’
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The feeling i get like i must go back home

Welcome to mzansi where Girls Hate their useless baby daddy
but Love another Girl’s useless baby daddy

People change completely when
they start using iPhone📱
It must be the Apple 🍏
It changed Eve too.😕

Boss: Where were u born?
Frank: Malawi
Boss: ok, which part?
Frank: what do you mean by ’which part’? …
the Whole body was born in Malawi

Ever looked at some facebook friends and be like
When did i accept u 🤔?
Did u break in?