This guy comes back 4rm da toilet, when a women says to him, “Hey, you have left your GARAGE door open”!” As the man is zipping his fly up, he says with a big smile,”Did you see my big black hummer?” The woman replies, “Nope just a MINI COOPER with two flat tires.”

The way people look at u
when they’re in a bus and u walking on foot…
you’d swear they’re in a private jet

Noko :- our house is very small. Me, my Uncle’s Wife, my
Uncle, we sleep on the same
bed. Every night my Uncle Dons asks, ‘Noko r u
sleeping?’
Then I say No & then he
slaps my face & gives me a Black eye”
Teacher:- 2nite when ur Uncle asks again, keep dead
quiet & don’t answer.
The folowing morning Noko comes back with a
black eye again.
Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again?
Noko : Uncle asked me again, “Noko äre u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead
still.
Then my Uncle & my Uncle’s Wife Sophie started moving,
, Sophie was
breathing eratically, kicking her legs up frantically
& squealing like a
hyena on the bed.
Then my Uncle asked my Aunt Sophie, R u coming? Sophie said, Yes I’m
coming, r u coming too? Uncle Dons answered:- Yes im coming sweety.
They don’t usually go anywhere without me so I
said “plz wait for me, I’m also
coming!” He slaped me again

For an adult, eating alone at McDonald’s
is admitting a kind of defeat.