“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,
but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful,
when her lips are closed..!”

Apart from Castle Lite & Facebook Lite 😊
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Which other Beer 🍺 do you know?

Rest in peace winnie mandela.
Sorry i have posted this too late.
But its not too late because the time you died
i didnt have a phone. So now i got it!!!

Guys ,next Monday will be my last day for me on Facebook as I will be travelling to England on Tuesday to study pharmacy and will be there for 3 years. I’ll miss you so much. May God be with you all. Please forward this message to all those who know me. I’ve just copied it as I received it and I don’t even know whose traveling

Once you turn 25yrs and above there’s no need to set an alarm.
Your problems will wake you up by force

Slay Queens be like: I don’t own anyone a perfect English
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Let’s begin to start

Convo between Rich and His Girlfriend

Girl: “Hi”😶
Rich: “hi babe”😊☺☺
Girl: “Babe I’m worried”😯
Girl: “I’ve missed my period”😨😨😨
Girl: “I think I’m pregnant”🙆
Girl: “are u there?”😦
Girl: “Babe u not answering my calls”😡
Girl: “Rich!!!”
Girl: “stop ignoring me, speak!!!”😭😭😭

[2 minutes later]

Rich: “The owner of this phone is dead just died in an accident, This Mr Lantjie”😡

Girl: “Don’t go there at all, this is your handwriting”😠

Rich: “No its not me, I’m really dead”

Being Famous On Social Media is like be rich on monopoly 😔🙄
It’s Not Real , So Calm Down

Her : Bbe Can I Saw You Today?
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Me : It’s either you leave me or you leave English

That’s How Lazy Boyfriends Stays at home
doing Nothing!. .
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I Helped my Neighbour to carry a 20litre
bucket full of water up to 4th floor . .,She
was like. .”Thanks a lot. Mr Rainbow Just Put
it down there at the door. . ‘My Boyfriend is
inside He will come and carry it”
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I took It Back Downstairs and kick that
bucket with my Boots