A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices stange growth on his penis.
He sees several doctors. They all say: “You’ve been screwing around in the Far East, very common there, no cure. We’ll have to cut it off.”
The man panics, but figures if it is common in the East they must know how to cure it. So he goes back and sees a doctor in Thailand.
The doctor examines him and says, “You’ve been fooling around in my country. This is a very common problem here. Did you see any other doctors?”
The man replies, “Yes a few in the USA.”
The doctor says, “I bet they told you it had to be cut off.”
The man answers, “Yes!”
The doctor smiles, nods, “That is not correct. It will fall off by itself.”

RANDOM:
Did you know?…
If you send to a girl cash for transport to come over but she decides not come over and does not refund that money…
You can refer to Section 492(i) of the Criminal Procedure Act & file a case of theft under false pretence, & she can be jailed for up to 7 years?

I wonder who told black parents that boys make girls fail at school..!

My wife better cry at our wedding or
else her side of the family is not eating

Cold season chapter 1 verse 5 says ”
He who has looked at the soap and water has already bathed”

We the National Association of Husbands
And Boyfriends’ (NAHAB), wish to announce
our annual 3 days strike which will commence
on 13 FEB and end on 16 FEB.
Please note; our cellphones will not
be working during the strike & our
relationship commitments will commence
on the 17 FEB, we apologise for any
inconvenience to our wives & girlfrends
who were hoping to be with us on valentines day.

So, wats yo response? Is it:
(a) Viva NAHAB viva!!!! or
(b)

Those People who keep saying private life is a happy life,
just know that they’re dating an ugly bae.

Being known by her family is not enough for me…
I want my nudes in her Mother’s phone.

When You Fail All Your Exams, Your Mom Asks You
To Pass Her The Remote Then She Says
“Atleast You Can Pass Something”

Being ugly doesn’t mean you should stay indoors.
Go out people need to laugh

Raise Your Hand If You Also Have That One Chair In Your Room
That’s Always Full Of Clothes