I believe Pillow fight with bae must have ended in 2018.
This 2019, we are using frying pan!

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She’s laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room she leaves her behind the theatre door to go in and check whether everything is ready. A young man wearing a white coat approaches, takes the sheet away and starts examining her naked body. He walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over and does the same examinations. When the third man starts examining her body so closely,she grows impatient and says: “All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation? “The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: “I have no idea. We’re just painting the corridor. “

The girl who refused to show me her breast🙈🙊🙈🙊 in secondary school has sat next to me in a bus breastfeeding her baby​…. Kkkkkkkkk This world though….. wonderful isn’t it??

Men are very selective with who they
spend on. The same man who you think is
broke and stingy is making it rain for
another girl.

We all have that boring song but don’t want to delete it
coz we think it might be useful in future.

Ladies in 2019 when we inbox you with “Hey”
after looking through our profiles,
please reply with either “potential” or “Friendzone”
let’s not waste each other’s time.

While others are waking up to: ‘Goodmorning babe’ and ‘I love you’ texts…
Some of us wake up to: “Battery full. Remove charger”.

Take any job and use that company’s
wifi to get a better job😎

You are bathing and someone mistakenly open your door,,*
*what will you hide,,,,,,,*
*Me::i will hide my soap

If a chick come to my crib & i go to the
bathroom she gotta clap until i come back,
if she stop clapping she stole something

We Ugly Guys We Don’t Cheat.💔
We Know The Struggle Of Getting A Girlfriend

if you’re a dude & u go through your girl’s phone
while she not around, congratulations.
You’re a girl in a lesbian relationship.