I think I am the 1 of the few Ndebele guy
who can speak fluence English.

When i was in a taxi just saw my crush. I decided to stay calm because i had fever and my nose was blocked because of flu. I didnt want her to see me that im breathing like fish😂😂😂😂….! Guess what happened??…
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Boom there goes a baloon from my nose

In Which Category Are You?
1. SH – Single and happy
2. SF – Single and Flirting
3. SS – Single and Searching
4. TH – Taken and Happy
5. TNS -Taken but Not Satisfied
6. UC – Ultimate cheater
7. FA – Forever alone.

FIFA stands for
F-Football
I-isn’t
F-For
A-Africa

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years😷
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Everytime they made love the husband [Rich] always insisted on turning off the light🔦
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Well after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figure she would break him out of this crazy idea😯
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So one night while they were still in the section she turned on the light🙊🙉😨🔦
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She looked own amd saw that Rich was holding a battery-operated pleasure device, A VIBRATOR!!! Soft, Wonderful and large. She went completely ballistic!!!😠
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The wife with extreme anger said ” you impotent pig, how could u be lying to me after all these years!! You better explain yourself”😠
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Rich looked at her straight in the eyes and said calmly: “I’ll Explain the toy, you explain the kids”

Better to date a drunkard than to date a pastor
who is sleeping around with all the church
members.
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Can I get an Amen.

A good laugh: On Sunday, I was sitting in a church my friend invited me to, and when it was time for the offering, the offering plate was passed around. The Pastor made a request for gift offering so I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out $20 from my pocket and dropped it in the offering plate. Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a $100 bill. I smiled, how generous, then majestically I looked around and put the $100 in the plate and passed it on, then I turned and thanked the man seriously for being so generous. He replied “don’t mention it; be more careful next time, it fell from your pocket” Whaaaat???!!!!!…….usher please wait wrong Transaction!!!!!!!!

Mara Guys How Do you Sleep at Night Knowing that
you Don’t Give Your Girlfriend Money?

Things are now getting better
we are now having girls who just want to sleep with us
and move on with their life!

– Teacher : What’s Blue And Not Very Heavy ? 😕
– Me : Light Blue

A guy & his wife both made a list of 5 people they’re allowed to sleep with if they ever got the opportunity.

She picked Brad Pitt, Jhonny Depp, Salman Khan, Ranbir Kapoor and Ranveer Singh.

He just picked her sister, her cousin, her best friend, their nextdoor neighbour and their son’s third grade teacher.

*Men are simple like that….they set achievable goals.*

Behind Every Good Looking Niqqer;
Is A Bitch Who’ll Beat You Up For Him!!!