Have you ever eat with swollen heart,
food you bought for a girl who didn’t come?

This thing of the sun coming out at 5am and
liquor stores open is 9am is not fair.😶

You are online i am online you know what does that mean??
We are sleeping alone no bae

When you try to talk in a taxi and they give you a halls and
say eat this first you’ll talk after

Stop bragging about your curves ladies
MOTOROLA 113 had curves too,
but where is it now

Facebook should try showing us people you may avoid
not only people you may know.

Ladies when cooking for your in-laws especially for the first time their is that voice that tells you “add more salt” “add more salt” don’t do it,, repeat never ever do that,,, it’s a voice of the village witches trying to scutter your marriage

Raise Your Hand if You Write “Etc” in Exams
Because You Don’t Remember Other Examples

Nyaa came from school and dancing.
His father wondered what made so happy and decided to ask.
Dad : Son I have never seen you in this mood for a
while now…..any good news u want to share?
Nyaa : Dad next year you won’t be buying any textbook, notebooks and writing materials…..
Dad : That’s my son, why …. did you win a Scholarship?
Nyaa : No! Dad I’m repeating the same class

Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?

-Why isn’t a Fireman called a Water-man?

– How come Lipstick doesn’t do what it says?

– If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

– Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?

– Why is it called ‘Rush Hour’ when traffic moves at its slowest then?

– How come Noses run and Feet smell?

– Why do they call it a TV ‘set’ when there is only one?

– What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?

I can never find the answers, can you?

I really don’t know what this World is turning into…
Just few days ago I laid my hands on you nd
today you are no more Rest in Peace My November Salary

I once blocked my mother’s slap👋
after that she told all the relatives that l was tryin to kill her