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kwa afya yako

Sio sigara tu hata ukiwa na mwanamke msumbufu ni hatari kwa afya yako

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kichwa

Msichana mrembo lakini akinyamba
Maiti Inageuza kichwa不不不不不

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    HAMISI SAWA : Eti ata maiti inafanyaje?
      Manini : Kwn ananyambua maisha

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      in-law

      Kujulikana na mother in-law
      Si kuolewa,, ulizeni ex wangu

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      anakushow

      Ushahi argue na mutu alafu anakushow
      Sasa unataka kulia 休
      Walai hio kitu hainaga cameback

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      mboch mokorino

      Ile time dryspell zimeku zidy afu mnakuaga na mboch mokorino

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        Abdqani : Hi

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        uchangia

        To our sisters leo want to ask you this question hivi…..

        “what would you do if you start arguing with your man and he starts crying”

        Sisi tuko hapa to see the comments and kuchangia where we have too

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          Dayern Dayan : Ssi maboys hatuliangi ata不不

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          just fainted

          Back in high school, I was very poor in maths during exams nilikua napata Kati ya 4% na 10%. The results used to be announced from the lowest maarks to the highest marks,, so nilikua wa kwanza ama wa pili kuitwa alafu napokea viboko kadhaa .
          So one day the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called …so mwalimu anaendelea 30%, 40%, 50%, 60%, 70% bado jina langu halikuitwa, kila mtu kwa class akaniangalia,, wanauliza “umepitaje huu mtihani?”,nikasmile nikasema ” Ni mungu tu” by the time alifika 80% I was already grinning in excitement. Wakati alifika 90% alikuwa amebaki na paper moja tu ,, saa mungu amejibu maombi na ndoto yangu ya kupita maths imetimia,, class mzima walishangaa na kuniangalia ,, finally mwalimu akaangalia juu na kusema.

          “One idiot did not write his name and he scored 0%”. l just fainted

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