Hii ngozi enye Mungu alitumia kutengenezea magoti nashuku ni same na ile alitumia kutengenezea makende.
Hizi ngozi mbili zinafanana sana…
waaah can’t spot the difference! Men
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Ile time dryspell zimeku zidy afu mnakuaga na mboch mokorino 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Na hats uwe unapenda vipi
Kumenya viungo vya mboga
Lakini huwezi kumenya pilipili
au bamia”
Her: Yoyaah Arfoza
Meh: Yoyaah
Her: Manjet
Meh: Man ni mtu na jet ni ndege
One word for Arfoza
Back in high school, I was very poor in maths during exams nilikua napata Kati ya 4% na 10%🙈. The results used to be announced from the lowest maarks to the highest marks,, so nilikua wa kwanza ama wa pili kuitwa😑 alafu napokea viboko kadhaa 😏.
So one day the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called 🤜🤛…so mwalimu anaendelea 30%, 40%, 50%, 60%, 70% bado jina langu halikuitwa, kila mtu kwa class akaniangalia👀,, wanauliza “umepitaje huu mtihani?”😝,nikasmile nikasema ” Ni mungu tu” by the time alifika 80% I was already grinning in excitement. Wakati alifika 90% alikuwa amebaki na paper moja tu 😁🙌,, saa mungu amejibu maombi na ndoto yangu ya kupita maths imetimia🙏,, class mzima walishangaa na kuniangalia 👀,, finally mwalimu akaangalia juu na kusema.
“One idiot did not write his name and he scored 0%”. l just fainted 😂😂
Yesu angejua vile wezi wanafanyiwa mtaanj agedhubutu kuja kama mwizi
In your last relationship, ulikuwa impeached, ulistep down ama uliangushwa na external forces?
Sijai sikia mganga anatibu nguvu za kike kwani wanawake wote mko sawa
*Kuna cousin yangu amepata 50 out of 500. KCPE. Tunangojea alale tuhame.* Sa hii tuko maombi kwao.
Huyu amaweka family kwa kizungumkuti.
Msukuma wa ukwel asema: The collection of grasshoppers is in the morning / Isunga ng’humbi lilidilu/ ukusanyaji wa panzi ni asubuhi, maana yake aanza kusaka maisha mapema, usingoje baadaye.
Mwanamke mpumbavu,hubomoa Nyumba yake mweye,mwerevu hujenga
Endelea kiwaita sleepover ile siku dem atakufia kwako sijui utafanya aje!
Jifunze kuitambua dhahabu hata Kama ipo kwenye tope
DNA test ya durha…Buti wamehe xava byala
U n’wa u langutisa nwana kahle
Her:Beb ulisema utanipeleka tour?
Joker smoker: Apana nilisema Twa Twa😂
Day flani tukiwa chuo beste yangu amekam amenipata nje ya dinning hall nmetulia alafu akanisho hivi.
Yeye: niaje bro c unitolee form
Mimi:Ingia halo ndani ya dinning hall kuna form nyingi had zmepanguzwa utoe moja