Zamani watu wenye pesa nyingi ndo walikuwa wanatafuta wanawake wazuri, but now days wanawake ndo wanatafuta watu wenye pesa…
Maisha yanabadilika?
Lakini huwezi kuamini kuwa fikra zao zote zinaamini kuwa “pesa” ndo kila ki2…..? @
Napenda kuwakumbusa kuwa si kweli hata kidogo Amini kuna vitu “pesa” haiwezi nunua mfano
“Upendo” Tabia na mengine mengi
M/mungu ndie kila ki2 kwe2 hata ukatae ukubalii ndo hvyoo…
Msipofikilia vzr mtapata tabu xnaa
Sometimes I really wonder,
tulikiwa tunasoma kunyume ya nini ?
Today a preacher in a public bus started preaching… “Leo nataka kuwasomea barua ya Paulo kwa Warumi”
A drunk man at the back asked him… “Kwa nini utusomee na sisi sio Warumi… Na kwanza nani amekwambia ufungue barua ya wenyewe???”
Jacaylka midopa cidi ku mashqusha maxkamada halla saaro
Hii ngozi enye Mungu alitumia kutengenezea magoti nashuku ni same na ile alitumia kutengenezea makende.
Hizi ngozi mbili zinafanana sana…
waaah can’t spot the difference! Men
Mnakumbuka lucky dube akiimba there will be no schools anymore only prison prison mkadhani ni bangi
Form fours are like posting *”stress is over”*😂tuwaambie ukweli ama tuwaache wapumzike😂
Ati nyinyi ni wengi hadi mama anapiga chapo moja alafu zingine zinawekwa photocopy
Wanaume wa Siku hizi ni vigumu kuwatambua na makalio za wanawake za kila rangi now dayz ni zilipendwa
Usitake Leo iwe historia Ila acha historia Itakapofikia kuwa historia
Ujinga nini?
Ujinga ni pale napotoa 1 million kama mahari!
Wakati aliyetoa bikra! Katulia hukoooo!
Hii Nairobi kama hujaact setbooks
Haujajaribu online jobs za global alliance (kwanza hii)😂
Haujaenda mjengo😌
Haujafanya promotion ya nodules ama simu😩😫
Halafu kuna ile walk ya kiadvatise pizza na kuku 😅😂
My friend hakuna kitu utaniambia kuhusu kuhustle😂
Dame:beb Plic nbuyie redo ya mbao.
Boy:tumiaga hiyo ya chuma kabla walete ya mbao,
Do not let any one to know. Am telling u a big secret.
It is only between us okay. Ati nimeskia kama Kenya iko Africa ??ni kweli ama??🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kama ukijua kua MTU ni watu maana MTU peke hawezi akaishi kamwe
Relationship stress ekago dira o nyake seat belt ko toilet seat
