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Wanaume wa Siku hizi ni vigumu kuwatambua na makalio za wanawake za kila rangi now dayz ni zilipendwa
Sometimes I really wonder,
tulikiwa tunasoma kunyume ya nini ?
Unataka kucheza n ingali umesimama Aaaaah inama inama
Nilidhani usafi ni taulo kumbe sivyo hivyo
chuki haiwezi kutoka chuki. Ni upendo pekee wenye uwezo huo
Jifunze kuitambua dhahabu hata Kama ipo kwenye tope
Do not let any one to know. Am telling u a big secret.
It is only between us okay. Ati nimeskia kama Kenya iko Africa ??ni kweli ama??🤣🤣🤣🤣
Titi taaa tete kumilife is short so smile
whole still hve a chance to do so
Hahaha wamathe wa kisumu hucompit kuongea
English but hawatakagi kwambiwa hawajui
DNA test ya durha…Buti wamehe xava byala
U n’wa u langutisa nwana kahle
Ushai chunwa kinyambio na mgenge😂😂😂😂😃
asiye funzwa na mamaye babake ni mwalimu
Mungu wetu ni wa heri kwa wote asuh naiona nyepesi japo mfukoni nina shiling hamsin chanji iliyo baki ya vitumbua jana. Naish vp chana akil inaitijika
Back in high school, I was very poor in maths during exams nilikua napata Kati ya 4% na 10%🙈. The results used to be announced from the lowest maarks to the highest marks,, so nilikua wa kwanza ama wa pili kuitwa😑 alafu napokea viboko kadhaa 😏.
So one day the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called 🤜🤛…so mwalimu anaendelea 30%, 40%, 50%, 60%, 70% bado jina langu halikuitwa, kila mtu kwa class akaniangalia👀,, wanauliza “umepitaje huu mtihani?”😝,nikasmile nikasema ” Ni mungu tu” by the time alifika 80% I was already grinning in excitement. Wakati alifika 90% alikuwa amebaki na paper moja tu 😁🙌,, saa mungu amejibu maombi na ndoto yangu ya kupita maths imetimia🙏,, class mzima walishangaa na kuniangalia 👀,, finally mwalimu akaangalia juu na kusema.
“One idiot did not write his name and he scored 0%”. l just fainted 😂😂
Mdomo not kubwa..chapati waikunjia nini?