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Kuna dem aliniita home kwake akasema anataka nyama kwa nyama. Nikamwambia cna doo labda ugali kwa mayai. Bado ajatext back ni kama akona alargy ya mayai. Ebu nipe advice
Back in high school, I was very poor in maths during exams nilikua napata Kati ya 4% na 10%🙈. The results used to be announced from the lowest maarks to the highest marks,, so nilikua wa kwanza ama wa pili kuitwa😑 alafu napokea viboko kadhaa 😏.
So one day the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called 🤜🤛…so mwalimu anaendelea 30%, 40%, 50%, 60%, 70% bado jina langu halikuitwa, kila mtu kwa class akaniangalia👀,, wanauliza “umepitaje huu mtihani?”😝,nikasmile nikasema ” Ni mungu tu” by the time alifika 80% I was already grinning in excitement. Wakati alifika 90% alikuwa amebaki na paper moja tu 😁🙌,, saa mungu amejibu maombi na ndoto yangu ya kupita maths imetimia🙏,, class mzima walishangaa na kuniangalia 👀,, finally mwalimu akaangalia juu na kusema.
“One idiot did not write his name and he scored 0%”. l just fainted 😂😂
Nilieka face unlock kwa simu alafu kujaribu na sura ya ngombe shags ikaitikia. Ebunidoscribe😂😂😁
Imagine tufike mbinguni halafu tupate kukula cuzo haikua Dhabi!!
Unapata Dem amebeba food take away ujue amechukua ugali tatu ya 30bob na mboga ya 10bob🤣🤣🤣
Unaringa unadhani nitakuwaza……unashtukia nishakusahau
Eti ukiambia dem mkamba anadai umletee surprise gani anakushw umletee maji
Uko wapi we minagawa pesa sahizi
Jifunze kuitambua dhahabu hata Kama ipo kwenye tope
Ushahi argue na mutu alafu anakushow
Sasa unataka kulia 😂😂😂😂😂😥💔
Walai hio kitu hainaga cameback
Why fire kempinski staff for doing it we all do it, the riskier the place the better. They didn’t tell cameras to watch..
To our sisters leo want to ask you this question hivi…..
“what would you do if you start arguing with your man and he starts crying”
Sisi tuko hapa to see the comments and kuchangia where we have too
Kuna dem ameniuliza WHERE DID WE FIRST MEET??
Sijui nimkumbushe ile day chali yake aliniomba keja juu mm nilikuwa yule msee nilikuwa nafua hapo nje
Munakumbuka lucky dube akiimba,there will be no schools anymore mukadhania ni banging
Unalia nkikataa kupic call yako na umepiga mara moja tu,
ni mara ngapi yesu amekuita na ukakataa.?
