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Dame:Babe nko na ball
Boyie:leta tucheze futa atleast tufanye maexercise
Dame:si ivo😊nko nimebemba
Boyie:Nini tena?… Umechoka nikusaidaie…
Dame:Nkt😅acha kujifanya huelewi
Boyie:Bydah nani alikubuyia..??na mbona hukunxhw nikubuyie?… Dats means unancheza…. Wacha tu tuachane peacefuly…
Dame:Aky babe namaanxha nko pregnant….
Boyie:Ulitoa wapi😱🙊…
Dame:Ni yako🙈🙈🙈🙈
Boyie:💃👋👋👋👋👍👍👍👍👍👏👏nlitaka ivo coz uliwa unaniringia… RINGA SASA TUONE
Dame:sawa tu….🙈🙊🙊🙊🙈🙈🙈😅😅😢😢😱😱😱😱😱??????
Boyie:Naga nima ndukoragwa na mutwe mwega
Dame:Onawe thii okiomaga

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When she’s hot as fuck but flopo eore a nkga legano 😒😒 you’ll end up saying things like “etlwa colgate ye enale swikiri ye nchi bjang”.. before you kiss her

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Day flani tukiwa chuo beste yangu amekam amenipata nje ya dinning hall nmetulia alafu akanisho hivi.
Yeye: niaje bro c unitolee form
Mimi:Ingia halo ndani ya dinning hall kuna form nyingi had zmepanguzwa utoe moja

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Form fours are like posting *”stress is over”*😂tuwaambie ukweli ama tuwaache wapumzike😂

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Back in high school, I was very poor in maths during exams nilikua napata Kati ya 4% na 10%🙈. The results used to be announced from the lowest maarks to the highest marks,, so nilikua wa kwanza ama wa pili kuitwa😑 alafu napokea viboko kadhaa 😏.
So one day the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called 🤜🤛…so mwalimu anaendelea 30%, 40%, 50%, 60%, 70% bado jina langu halikuitwa, kila mtu kwa class akaniangalia👀,, wanauliza “umepitaje huu mtihani?”😝,nikasmile nikasema ” Ni mungu tu” by the time alifika 80% I was already grinning in excitement. Wakati alifika 90% alikuwa amebaki na paper moja tu 😁🙌,, saa mungu amejibu maombi na ndoto yangu ya kupita maths imetimia🙏,, class mzima walishangaa na kuniangalia 👀,, finally mwalimu akaangalia juu na kusema.

“One idiot did not write his name and he scored 0%”. l just fainted 😂😂

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Why fire kempinski staff for doing it we all do it, the riskier the place the better. They didn’t tell cameras to watch..

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Ujinga nini?
Ujinga ni pale napotoa 1 million kama mahari!
Wakati aliyetoa bikra! Katulia hukoooo!

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Ata ukiskia hawa watoto wa shule wamewekwa mimba sijui ngapi ,hii kitu Kuna mahali inafikanga inakosa break

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Kama huna pesa punguza kitambi we are tired of respecting wrong people

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Lakini sikumuacha kwa ubaya ata wewe unaeza date dem anaita njaa maunenge 😂😂

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phone yaka e wetse kara pitsa ya motepa wao fisa… i’m worried about you guys , a LA fisa ke motepa ??

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Kama Adam na Eva walikula 🍎 apple kishe nimagum hivi je wangukula pilipili kichaaaa?

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Na venye mm n bachelor 🤔nikifa xai life history ang c itakuwa fupi;”
Marehemu alizaliwa akazurura akafa”😂😂

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To our sisters leo want to ask you this question hivi…..

“what would you do if you start arguing with your man and he starts crying”

Sisi tuko hapa to see the comments and kuchangia where we have too

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