Jacaylka midopa cidi ku mashqusha maxkamada halla saaro
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Fuck maze, ile time umejipata maudenki zimekukaza then kufika kwa choo unapata kuna ninja ili kunia juu bt kulingana navile umekazwa inabidi uingine,,, then ukiwa ndani kimsee kinakam afu kinaamua kungoja utoke… Coz hauwezi taka aone hio shonde asikushuku ww unamua kutumia gazeti yako kupanguza hio shonde we unabaki hivyo
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Kuna dem ameniuliza WHERE DID WE FIRST MEET??
Sijui nimkumbushe ile day chali yake aliniomba keja juu mm nilikuwa yule msee nilikuwa nafua hapo nje
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Imagine umelala afternoon bcoz the previous night ulikuwa kesha. mara unasika knock kwa mlango, ukienda kufungua unagongwa kidole ya mwisho ya mguu na kitanda, kuturn kidogo unaangukia ndoo za maji yanamwangika, unatereza kwa hayo maji unaangukia tv, na wire ya stima inakupinga shock kwa mgongo. unasimama na uchovu, maumivu, hasira na hasara. kufika kwa mlango kufungua unapatana na jamaa kwa mlango anasema, ” Habari yako? naregister lines za Orange!” utafanya? 😂😂
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Wale mlikuwa mnasema 2020 is your financial year ebu mkujie mwaka yenu na sitafadhali 🤣🤣
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Ww sherekea kukaa nyumbani na next yr uko form 4 seoson 2 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Siasa ni kama ndoa,
ikuvunjika wengi ulia sana
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I hope my book of life ingeandikwa na kalamu ya mate kuna ka place nafaa kuvuta
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Kupata picha kali kali za madada wa kike ambao watanifurahixha nataka kujiunga na group
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Mzee alikuwa anaomba Mungu kwa bedroom
na kiingereza “Thank you for Mercy, Thank you
for Joy, Thank you for Grace, I now have
Faith……”
Wife akaingia bedroom kwa fujo na kukatisha
maombi…… “Heh! Nilijua tu huwezi tosheka
na mimi…. Nini umekosa kwangu ndio uende
kwa Mercy, Joy, Grace na Faith???
Mzee akajaribu kumweleza but wife was so
infuriated hakuwa anataka kumwelewa. Wife
akakimbia kitchen akachukua ile kisu kali
kabisa, akangoja mzee alale aanze
kung’orota. Akawekelea maji kwa gas
ikachemka thero-thero-thero. Akachungulia
akaona mzee ako in deep sleep
Akaenda, akachukua kuku walikuwa nayo,
akaichinja na wakati iliiva, akaita bwanake
wakakula pamoja wakaenda pekejeng
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Mato niki refu kuliko mutura ya soko mjinga itabidi apuguzwe na rungu ya masaai
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Na hats uwe unapenda vipi
Kumenya viungo vya mboga
Lakini huwezi kumenya pilipili
au bamia”
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Form fours are like posting *”stress is over”*😂tuwaambie ukweli ama tuwaache wapumzike😂
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Ujinga nini?
Ujinga ni pale napotoa 1 million kama mahari!
Wakati aliyetoa bikra! Katulia hukoooo!
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Opening of schools before bars shows government respects children more than the elderly🙉 wakati wa kura watafute hao watoto wawapigie🤪 hatupendi ujinga
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Mapenzi. Xi naguvu ni wamusi wako na mimi pamoja. Na roho yako
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