Ma sister, imagine walking in heaven and all the kids you aborted be like:
“Jesu nangu lo”
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Wanaume wa Siku hizi ni vigumu kuwatambua na makalio za wanawake za kila rangi now dayz ni zilipendwa
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Unaniita na nambari binafsi na nitazamia mimi
kuzungumza kwanza?
Nadhani tutaweza kupumzika mpaka utakapoendelea
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akil ni nyele kila mtu ana zake
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List of names to avoid this festive season
Ukiskia umeitwa ivi usiitike na usijaribu kusmile, ni mtegoo
1. Mkubwa
2. Tajiri yangu
3. Mzito
4. Mtu wangu
5. Chief
6. Chairman
7. Boss yangu
8. Babe
9. Sweet heart
10. Heheheee my lost Fren.
11. Boss.
12. Muuuuutunguyaz.
13. Buuuuda.
14. Niaje mzeiya.
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maisha ni safari ndefu yana panda na kushuka binaadamu tuwe makini
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Hahaha wamathe wa kisumu hucompit kuongea
English but hawatakagi kwambiwa hawajui
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Hata uwe na haraka kiasi gani…,lazima matako itabaki nyuma
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Wendawazimu walipanda basi la ghorofa wengine juu na wengine chini.
Wakati basi linatembea
waliopanda chini wanawauliza wa juu, huko speed ngapi? maana huku speed 80.wajuu wakajibu huku mpaka sasa hatujui mana hata dreva bado hajaja!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Hii ngozi enye Mungu alitumia kutengenezea magoti nashuku ni same na ile alitumia kutengenezea makende.
Hizi ngozi mbili zinafanana sana…
waaah can’t spot the difference! Men
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Demu:babe leo bata wap??
Boy:kwani wewe unataka tukale wap???
Demu:nataka tukale kwa hotel kubwa
Boy:acha ufala leo bata kwani uja waona kwenye banda lao wanakula 😂😂😂😂😂
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Msichana mrembo lakini akinyamba
Maiti Inageuza kichwa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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When she’s hot as fuck but flopo eore a nkga legano 😒😒 you’ll end up saying things like “etlwa colgate ye enale swikiri ye nchi bjang”.. before you kiss her
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Dame:Babe nko na ball
Boyie:leta tucheze futa atleast tufanye maexercise
Dame:si ivo😊nko nimebemba
Boyie:Nini tena?… Umechoka nikusaidaie…
Dame:Nkt😅acha kujifanya huelewi
Boyie:Bydah nani alikubuyia..??na mbona hukunxhw nikubuyie?… Dats means unancheza…. Wacha tu tuachane peacefuly…
Dame:Aky babe namaanxha nko pregnant….
Boyie:Ulitoa wapi😱🙊…
Dame:Ni yako🙈🙈🙈🙈
Boyie:💃👋👋👋👋👍👍👍👍👍👏👏nlitaka ivo coz uliwa unaniringia… RINGA SASA TUONE
Dame:sawa tu….🙈🙊🙊🙊🙈🙈🙈😅😅😢😢😱😱😱😱😱??????
Boyie:Naga nima ndukoragwa na mutwe mwega
Dame:Onawe thii okiomaga
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Uzuri wa kunyonga monkey unaweza adjust iwe tight ama mtaro!!😏
Vile unataka
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Hata uwe msafi vipi ukitaka kujamba huwezi vua nguo
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