Swahlili Jokes

Mmagwe!

If my mother is not happy with
Me being in her house,she must
Move out,I’m in my mothers house,
She must go to her mother’s house
Mongwe Le Mongwe Ga Mmagwe!

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Swahlili Jokes

safcom

Juz kadem nilikatext kakaniuliza nimepata wapi no yake nikakaambia nimepew offer ya namba yake na safcom

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Swahlili Jokes

nmelala.

Tangu nianze kula miraa 2017 hadi wa leo sijawahi lala,,
inasemekana uwa nakula kama nmelala.

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Swahlili Jokes

ukiwa Dom

Bak in skull ukiwa Dom….
we Zima stima tulale unaskia wazimu mwngne ukilala class ulkuwa umezima stima

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Swahlili Jokes

difference! Men

Hii ngozi enye Mungu alitumia kutengenezea magoti nashuku ni same na ile alitumia kutengenezea makende.
Hizi ngozi mbili zinafanana sana…
waaah can’t spot the difference! Men

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Swahlili Jokes

what is wrong.

Mapenzi yanaweza kukupa stress hadi mama ako akikuuliza what is wrong. …… unaeza mjibu Mama we bado mdogo huezi elewa

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Swahlili Jokes

banda lao wanakula 😂

Demu:babe leo bata wap??
Boy:kwani wewe unataka tukale wap???
Demu:nataka tukale kwa hotel kubwa
Boy:acha ufala leo bata kwani uja waona kwenye banda lao wanakula 😂😂😂😂😂

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