Swahlili Jokes

colgate

When she’s hot as fuck but flopo eore a nkga legano 😒😒 you’ll end up saying things like “etlwa colgate ye enale swikiri ye nchi bjang”.. before you kiss her

Swahlili Jokes

motepa

phone yaka e wetse kara pitsa ya motepa wao fisa… i’m worried about you guys , a LA fisa ke motepa ??

Swahili Love Status

love

Mkinisema kila Mara mie ndio uzima wangu bure zenu biashara za majungu dhidi yangu, cemeni cina hasara atanilipia mungu

Swahili Love Status

love

LOVE IS LOVE MY FRIEND but Love is verry complicated in this world tunaweza kupendana kati yangu na mschana arakini ukakuta kama akunda mtu anafurahiya mapenzi yetu ndio mnaa kira mtu akuwe ana acha mngu ataware upendo wake na huyo mwana mke kwa ju bakijitawara nanaweza Angamia siyo kitu laisi bwana ni kwenda pole pole man.

Swahili Love Status

god

Mungu ndie mgawa riziki ko usijisumbue kwenda kwa waganga kwaaajir ya kuziba riziki yangu unajisumbua nibora ukakaa ukatathimin kwamba mbona mwenzangu kafanikiwa ko njoooo nikupe siri ya mafanikio sio kwenda kwa waganga

Swahili Love Status

inaitijika

Mungu wetu ni wa heri kwa wote asuh naiona nyepesi japo mfukoni nina shiling hamsin chanji iliyo baki ya vitumbua jana. Naish vp chana akil inaitijika

Swahili Love Status

morning

Msukuma wa ukwel asema: The collection of grasshoppers is in the morning / Isunga ng’humbi lilidilu/ ukusanyaji wa panzi ni asubuhi, maana yake aanza kusaka maisha mapema, usingoje baadaye.

Swahili Love Status

Mjasiliamali

Nampenda bwana yesu Sikh zote za maisha yangu kwani yeye ndiye mwenye kunipendeza na hakuna mwingine zaidi yake katika maisha yangu. Ahsante yesu kwa kunijalia afya njema ,kunikinga na na maradhi kuniepusha dhoruba za dunia hii na uzidi kuendelea kuniepusha tena na tena mpaka hapo utakapo niita baba yetu .ahsante baba kwa ridhiki unayonijalia kila siku, bariki mazao yangu ya shamba pia bariki biashara yangu iwe na Wateja wengi na I we endelevu,naomba ktk jina la yesu amina

Swahlili Jokes

wimbi.

Usisoee kunya peupe manyasini,utakuja donua na kuku akidhani wamutupia nyama na sima ya wimbi.