In your last relationship, ulikuwa impeached, ulistep down ama uliangushwa na external forces?

Aahahaha ujinga n kubuy kiberitti tano n kujaribu k zote zina waka

Kuna dem aliniita home kwake akasema anataka nyama kwa nyama. Nikamwambia cna doo labda ugali kwa mayai. Bado ajatext back Continue Reading..

Jee ushawai panda ndege ama unangoja siku ya kwenda mbinguni????

Munakumbuka lucky dube akiimba,there will be no schools anymore mukadhania ni banging

*Kuna cousin yangu amepata 50 out of 500. KCPE. Tunangojea alale tuhame.* Sa hii tuko maombi kwao. Huyu amaweka family Continue Reading..

Unapoondoka duka bila kununua chochote na unajiambia “tenda kawaida, huna hatia”

Demu:babe leo bata wap?? Boy:kwani wewe unataka tukale wap??? Demu:nataka tukale kwa hotel kubwa Boy:acha ufala leo bata kwani uja Continue Reading..