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Ushahi argue na mutu alafu anakushow
Sasa unataka kulia ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ’”
Walai hio kitu hainaga cameback



Ile time dryspell zimeku zidy afu mnakuaga na mboch mokorino ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

To our sisters leo want to ask you this question hiviโ€ฆ..

โ€œwhat would you do if you start arguing with your man and he starts cryingโ€

Sisi tuko hapa to see the comments and kuchangia where we have too

Back in high school, I was very poor in maths during exams nilikua napata Kati ya 4% na 10%๐Ÿ™ˆ. The results used to be announced from the lowest maarks to the highest marks,, so nilikua wa kwanza ama wa pili kuitwa๐Ÿ˜‘ alafu napokea viboko kadhaa ๐Ÿ˜.
So one day the maths results were announced and my name wasnโ€™t among the first to be called ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค›โ€ฆso mwalimu anaendelea 30%, 40%, 50%, 60%, 70% bado jina langu halikuitwa, kila mtu kwa class akaniangalia๐Ÿ‘€,, wanauliza โ€œumepitaje huu mtihani?โ€๐Ÿ˜,nikasmile nikasema โ€ Ni mungu tuโ€ by the time alifika 80% I was already grinning in excitement. Wakati alifika 90% alikuwa amebaki na paper moja tu ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™Œ,, saa mungu amejibu maombi na ndoto yangu ya kupita maths imetimia๐Ÿ™,, class mzima walishangaa na kuniangalia ๐Ÿ‘€,, finally mwalimu akaangalia juu na kusema.

โ€œOne idiot did not write his name and he scored 0%โ€. l just fainted ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Kati ya hizi mbili ni gani ya aibu:

1.Kupatwa
Ukijipima viatu za
mgeni.

2.mgeni akipatwa
akiongezea maji ya
ugali. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Ushai chunwa kinyambio na mgenge๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ


Fuck maze, ile time umejipata maudenki zimekukaza then kufika kwa choo unapata kuna ninja ili kunia juu bt kulingana navile umekazwa inabidi uingine,,, then ukiwa ndani kimsee kinakam afu kinaamua kungoja utokeโ€ฆ Coz hauwezi taka aone hio shonde asikushuku ww unamua kutumia gazeti yako kupanguza hio shonde we unabaki hivyo


*๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ uzuri wa mtaro๐Ÿฅฅ ni eti ukimwaga๐Ÿ’ฆ ndani kwa makosa na anze kulia unaweza ingiza kikombeโ˜• na uchoteโ€ฆ.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Why fire kempinski staff for doing it we all do it, the riskier the place the better. They didnโ€™t tell cameras to watch..

umewahi kasiliswa na mpango wa kando hadi ukataka kambia wife?


Ata ukiskia hawa watoto wa shule wamewekwa mimba sijui ngapi ,hii kitu Kuna mahali inafikanga inakosa break


To our sisters leo want to ask you this question hiviโ€ฆ..

โ€œwhat would you do if you start arguing with your man and he starts cryingโ€

Sisi tuko hapa to see the comments and kuchangia where we have too๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Corona ilifanya poa ku kam 2020.
Ingekam kitu 2006..
Tungekaa tu indoors na nokia 1110..tukicheza game ya manyoka..hakuna selfles ata


To our sisters leo want to ask you this question hiviโ€ฆ..

โ€œwhat would you do if you start arguing with your man and he starts cryingโ€

Sisi tuko hapa to see the comments and kuchangia where we have too

Back in high school, I was very poor in maths during exams nilikua napata Kati ya 4% na 10%๐Ÿ™ˆ. The results used to be announced from the lowest maarks to the highest marks,, so nilikua wa kwanza ama wa pili kuitwa๐Ÿ˜‘ alafu napokea viboko kadhaa ๐Ÿ˜.
So one day the maths results were announced and my name wasnโ€™t among the first to be called ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค›โ€ฆso mwalimu anaendelea 30%, 40%, 50%, 60%, 70% bado jina langu halikuitwa, kila mtu kwa class akaniangalia๐Ÿ‘€,, wanauliza โ€œumepitaje huu mtihani?โ€๐Ÿ˜,nikasmile nikasema โ€ Ni mungu tuโ€ by the time alifika 80% I was already grinning in excitement. Wakati alifika 90% alikuwa amebaki na paper moja tu ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™Œ,, saa mungu amejibu maombi na ndoto yangu ya kupita maths imetimia๐Ÿ™,, class mzima walishangaa na kuniangalia ๐Ÿ‘€,, finally mwalimu akaangalia juu na kusema.

โ€œOne idiot did not write his name and he scored 0%โ€. l just fainted ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Mnakumbuka lucky dube akiimba there will be no schools anymore only prison prison mkadhani ni bangi